Friday, October 29, 2010

Kenapa Sebahagian Dari Kaum China Melenting Terhadap Sejarah?


Adakah kerana mereka ingin mengekalkan "sekolah haram" mereka? 
Bramfield (1946), in his work on race relations in public schools concluded that ‘where people of various cultures and races freely and genuinely associate, there tensions and difficulties, prejudices and confusions, dissolve; where they do not associate, where they are isolated from one another, there prejudice and conflict grow like a disease
Atau mereka ingin menidakkan "keistimewaan" yang dikecapi oleh orang Melayu dan Bumiputera melalui Kontrak Sosial?
".. for a growing participation in the Government by the people of all communities in Malaya, subject to a special recognition of the political, economic and social interests of the Malay race.” 
Atau mereka mahukan kerakyatan negara ini beridentitikan adat resam serta bahasa asing?
"..And if you have read the Federation 1948 Agreement, there is NO SUCH thing as Foreign Culture or Foreign Language provisions; even the proposed Citizenship requirement imposes a very strict condition on Malay and English proficiency for those who wants to become Naturalised Citizens"
(Baca selanjutnya di SINI - Pure Shiite)

Kenapa dikatakan "sekolah haram"? Sekiranya sesuatu itu membelakangi undang-undang tertinggi negara, Perkara 152 Perlembagaan Persekutuan, diperkuatkan lagi dengan Akta Bahasa, bukankah ianya merupakan suatu tindakan "haram" bagi sesebuah sekolah yang menggunakan bahasa asing sebagai bahasa pengantar? Ini hanyalah dari sudut penggunaan bahasa pengantar, bukan lagi dari sudut-sudut lain yang banyak lagi boleh dipertikaikan. Contohnya, seperti yang dibuktikan oleh SEJARAH, Bramfield (1946) merumuskan:-
(public school) "..where people of various cultures and races freely and genuinely associate, there tensions and difficulties, prejudices and confusions, dissolve.."
Bukankah ianya merupakan suatu tindakan yang amat jahat untuk menyemai benih-benih "disassociation", "isolation", "prejudice", dan "conflict" kepada anak-anak bangsa sejak dari bangku sekolah lagi? Sekolah apa ini? SEKOLAH HARAM?

Siapakah yang amat lantang dewasa ini mencela Kontrak Sosial? Keistimewaan Orang Melayu & Bumiputera? Siapa? Siapa?! Sejarah juga mencatatkan, kerajaan pemerintahan negara sendiri (selepas penjajahan) berjaya diwujudkan "SUBJECT TO a special recognition of the political, economic and social interests of the Malay race.”. Kontrak Sosial ini tidak akan terhasil sekiranya orang cina dan india tidak diterima sebagai warga negara, tetapi sebaliknya DIHANTAR PULANG ke negara masing-masing selepas dipergunakan sebagai tenaga buruh oleh pihak penjajah. Bukankah yang mempergunakan adalah pihak penjajah, yang dipergunakan adalah orang cina dan india dan yang BAIK HATI menyelesaikan masalah ini adalah orang Melayu dan Bumiputera? Kenapa terlalu biadap menyalak sakan terhadap Kontrak Sosial dan Keistimewaan ini? 

Identiti mana yang mereka hendak perjuangkan sini? Wajarkah negara ini beridentitikan cina? atau india? Dari Sejarah lagi, "Federation 1948 Agreement - there is NO SUCH thing as Foreign Culture or Foreign Language provisions; even the proposed Citizenship requirement imposes a very strict condition on Malay and English proficiency for those who wants to become Naturalised Citizens."
Fundamentally, a member of the Bangsa Malaysia should speak the national language of the Federation, Bahasa Malaysia, fluently and as a primary language; be fully versed with adat-adat and tatasusila orang Melayu and other Bumiputras of the Federation; demonstrates respect and deference to Islam as the official religion of the Federation and exhibit traits and mannerisms acceptable to the Malays and other Bumiputras. Non-Malay members of this Bangsa Malaysia may speak in their own dialects in private and may practise their own cultures and religions in the private confines of their community. Also, Budaya Malaysia is based on the budaya of the Malays and other Bumiputras of the Federation – in their various representations.
And the Education System is based on a single, unified Sekolah Kebangsaan system with Bahasa Malaysia as the primary language of instruction.
Later, upon satisfactory cohesion and amalgamation of the Malaysian populace into a truly united Bangsa Malaysia, then by law, ALL references to race and ethnicity in our daily activities should be forbidden.

Siapa yang melenting kepada Sejarah yang tidak menyokong kepada sekolah vernakular?

Siapa yang melenting kepada Sejarah yang mencatatkan "Kontrak Sosial" dan "pemeliharaan Keistimewaan Orang Melayu dan Bumiputera" adalah merupakan faktor penting kearah kejayaan pemerintahan sendiri?

Siapa yang melenting kepada Sejarah apabila Sejarah tidak pernah mencatatkan bahawa adat resam asing dan bahasa asing boleh diambil pakai sehingga melepasi/melangkaui batas adat resam dan bahasa tempatan?

"PENYAPU UNTUK MENYAPU ORANG MELAYU ?"


DAN SIAPAKAH

yang tidak beberapa ketika dahulu beria-ria mendesak kerajaan supaya menerima masuk Chin Peng ke negara ini? Siapa? Siapa?!!

Adakah mereka golongan-golongan yang takut kepada butiran Sejarah 13 Mei? Takut kepada peristiwa-peristiwa 13 Mei yang dicatatkan oleh sejarah?

(click this image to read 13Mei analysis by JMD)

The 13th May 1969 Racial Riots


Kini "Chin Peng", dahulunya "Mao Tse Tung"

Thursday, October 28, 2010

INTERNATIONAL CONFERENCE ON PALESTINIAN DETAINEES


Republish from:

MATTHIAS CHANG - FUTURE FAST FORWARD
(http://futurefastforward.com/feature-articles/4393)
 
URGENT - IMMEDIATE ATTENTION
 



Matthias Chang: We feel the pain towards the situation in Gaza,
and when we return to Malaysia, we will convey what we saw here.

Let the World know, Let Israel know, that Malaysia
and Tun Dr. Mahathir is behind you one thousand percent!
 



Palestinian Prime Minister Ismail Haniyeh
 
 
 

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Update : Anwar Ibrahim Has Been Found Guilty !

"ANWAR IBRAHIM HAS CREATED ENOUGH TROUBLE FOR THE COUNTRY. ANWAR IBRAHIM HARUS BERTAUBAT !!" - Karpal Singh (Anwar's Lead Defense Lawyer)





  UPDATE 27/10/10 (Original article was published in early August 2010)

GEMPAR! NYAWA KARPAL DIANCAM BAHAYA!? - HOUSE PK


Ada banyak lagi tulisan-tulisan bloggers mengenai AKSI KAPAL TUNDA yang tak habis-habis ni. Dah naik malas nak link. Aksi KAPAL TUNDA terbaru ini sebenarnya pun sudah basi, 2-3 hari lepas dah. Baru hari terasa nak catit sebagai update kat sini.


Baguslah tu. Setahu saya Anwar kata dia tidak melakukan sodomi. Tapi kini penyokong tegarnya sendiripun telah mengaku yang Anwar telah MENYODOM. Lead Peguam Karpal Singh pun merupakan orang yang pernah menuduh Anwar MENYODOM dalam Parlimen dulu.

Tak Merasa Jadi PM Malaysia, Anwar Kini Yakin Akan Jadi Presiden Indonesia - UJANG RANGGI


  UPDATE 06/10/10

Apo den nok kato lagi? Old habits die hard. Agaknya, yang tinggal hanyalah cubaan mencari sebanyak mana lubang cacing yang boleh dikorek. Soal betul tak betul sudah belakang kira.

UPDATE BY JEBAT MUST DIE - 25 AUGUST 2010

"Yes folks, strike out the sodomy charges because the person whom it was alleged to be sexually assaulted by him had an affair with a nobody two years after the incident."
"The fact that the judge needs more than 2 seconds to mull things over is really quite hilarious. What’s more hilarious is, Karpal Singh, wanted to get the judgment from the Courts of Appeal over this matter. "
"So why worry? Nurul Izzah and her mother, Wan Azizah were at the condominium with Anwar Ibrahim at the time the sodomy was alleged to have happened.
Karpal Singh just have to put both women in the stand and they will, under the oath before God, become the alibi that Anwar had been keeping a secret from all of us. "
"Or maybe we should just accept the fact that Anwar Ibrahim, Wan Azizah and Nurul Izzah are just a bunch of lying politicians. Together with a twisted lawyer, they are all out to bamboozle the Malaysian public.
 Read more here,

Here comes Anwar Ibrahim’s alibi!

JEBAT MUST DIE 

--*--*--

Original Post (08/08/2010):

"Dato Seri Anwar bin Ibrahim! You have been found guilty as charged!"  (Justice Kenn)


Simple ! After all these years of countless postponements and court stand downs, it is very clear, terang lagi bersuluh, to conclude my judgement of Anwar's trial based on ad nauseum

Naik Nak Muntah - Instead of pushing for speedier trial to prove his innocent, Anwar instead staged and  continue to stage a whole lot of dramas to delay the process of justice. You name it, from back aches, defense lawyers resigning and falling sick, arsenic poisoning, assassination plot and hiding at Turkish Embassy, challenging the sitting judge, questioning the prosecution team, KPN, accussing victim having affairs which has nothing to do with the sodomy trial, the list seems to go on and on. Any more that I have left out? I heard back ache is back again! Anwar just does not want to be on trial to prove his innocent. He keeps avoiding it for so many times and so many years. I dont know how to do a simple count already. So what does that mean? Anwar does not want to prove himself innocent? It means Anwar IS NOT innocent? Very simple then! GUILTY AS CHARGED !!! 

Oh! Okay. Why not try yet another drama to postpone the trial even more. How about following the principle of Saman Ekor, that is, "You Are Guilty Until Proven Innocent"? All these whiles, the court is employing the principle of justice which says "You Are Innocent Until Proven Guilty" and the prosecutors try very hard to prove that you are guilty, the sooner the better for them. Since Saman Ekor's principle is 180 degree turn from the normal principle of justice, then you take the 180 degree turn too. Instead of the prosecutor trying to prove that you are guilty, you and your defense team now prove your innocent. Take all the time you want! Take 20 years, 30 years or even 100 years to prove your innocent. Why not? How's that for your next 'delay' tactic?

Haiya ! You don't want the trial to go on, it seems. You will find just about anything to postpone it, to frustrate it Which means you don't want to prove your innocent. Which  in turn means, you are not innocent? Then you are GUILTY AS CHARGED !!!



(Or are they plotting? Your lead defense lawyer, Karpal, was the one who first accused you of sodomy in Parliament, remember?)

More of Anwar Ibrahim from Sakmongkol AK47 recent posts:-
UPDATE
  • Update 09/08/2010 - 5:30pm dari Bumiyang
Selepas mahkamah MENOLAK permohonan pihak pembela supaya Saiful dan Farah memberi keterangan, pihak pembela menfailkan affidavit terhadap Timbalan Pendakwa Raya, Mohd. Hanafiah Zakaria, yang dikatakan melakukan kesalahan syariah iaitu berpoligami. PROSIDING MAHKAMAH TERTANGGUH LAGI!!!
  • Update 10/08/2010 - From Tunku
"... we can't allow the defence keep on delaying this trial, we simply can't look only at the interest of accused. We must look into interest of complainant and the public as well," pointed out Mohamed Yusof, who is heading the prosecution.

(http://reformasin.blogspot.com/)

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Between Ah Beng & Danny Wong


Overseas Chinese? No?! British Chinese?? No?!! Malaysian Chinese? Yes..? No..?!
AH BENG
How about Malaysian?
err…. eerrr… ummm…. mmmm…. What is a Malaysian identity again???!! (Try answering those questions listed down below).

Let us look at an article written by Daniel Wong, a UK Lawyer,  who calls himself a British (not Chinese), whose ancestral family was originally from China, moved to Malaysia and finally (the grandparents) settled in Britain. Let’s call him Danny, a second generation born in Britain.

Danny said he is not “overseas Chinese” (1) as opposed to Ah Beng (credit to Pure Shiite), who “cari makan” in Malaysia but calls himself a Chinese. Unlike Ah Beng who goes around yelling “I am Chinese”, Danny is annoyed by being identified as “Chinese” (2).  “I AM BRITISH, NOT CHINESE”(3), said Danny. So Ah Beng, what are you? 

Let me re-write to emphasize what Danny had said, “..my values, culture, and family are British. I believe in the virtues of fair play, civility, the Queen, and afternoon tea, not connections, filial piety, banquets, and the unity of the nation..(4). Wow! What a nation building, unity statement. What do you say Ah Beng? Lu atak faham Malayu? Muleh ciakap Malayu? Lu tau sapa itu Laja-Laja Malayu ka? Lu ala makan itu sambal bilacan ka?  

Well Danny’s generation had been to Malaysia before settling in Britain. Let’s touch about that afterward. 
 
Danny, being a British, is still proud of his Chinese heritage. Who is not? Ask those Mat Jawa, Mat Minang, Mat Bugis, Keturunan Syed and the rest. So Ah Beng, lu apa pasat manyak bising, manyak libih lu punya cinna? Lu mana-mana peligi aah, ciakap itu cinna jugak, basa Malayu bo liau! Itu sikolah, mau cinna jugak? Apa pasat?  Ala sikolah jinis kibangsaan Jawa ka? Sana sini ala ciakap Minang kaa? Ala kasi tulis itu Bugis lalam itu advertisement ka?


Between British and Chinese government, Danny will far more likely to back British (5) Lu sini mali Ah Beng!. Lu SINI baca! Talak selupa itu Ah Dane, lu Ah Beng cinna kominis jugak! Lu ingat sini tempat makan belak makan belak kaa Ah Beng?!! Ah Dane ciakap,Our identity is with our home country, not the country of our ancestors”(6). Lu cali makan sini, belak sini, lu angkat itu cinna kominis juga? Lu punya home konteli kaa? Lu balik tong sang la itu maciam! Lu melajar ini mutut-mutut. Kasi masuk lalam lu punya kipala otak. Kasi kow-kow lalam lu punya ati ini balang – balang Malayu punya olang punya ciakap – “DI MANA BUMI DIPIJAK, DI SITU LANGIT DIJUNJUNG”. Sikalang Ah Beng, lu pilih mana lu mau pijak! Lu mau INI kaa?! Atau lu mau jadi olang Malaysia? Atau lu mau ikut sama itu Ah Dane?. Mana lu luluk, lu junjung la langit itu timpat! Haiyaa!! Jangan jadi manyak cibai kasi hulu hala olang punya negeli! Olang Malaysia lu kasi hantam “telaitor” (7) sama lia. Lu kominis lagi hantu “telaitor” manyak busar worr!

Now let’s us get back to Danny when he mentioned that his generation migrated to Malaysia before settling down in Britain. Read what he said, labeled (8) and (9) below.

Looks like the true color of Daniel Wong is showing here. Danny seems to be no better than Ah Wong, no worse than Ah Beng. He seems to accuse “other Asian nations” practicing discrimination against Chinese like him but quickly followed his accusation with this statement – “..maintained a strong sense of separate cultural identity..” Discrimination? When you maintain a strong sense of separate cultural identity,  upholding those much against the homeland identity, isn’t that a SELF-DISCRIMINATION act? Wonder Daniel Wong will remain Danny or became Ah Wong had his grandparents not migrated to Britain.

Or was it because the British will not let anyone fool around with their national language and the law & order of Britain that Ah Wong had no choice but to become Danny, denouncing his "Chinese"?

And was it because "kerana ketiadaan telur maka kura-kura dibiarkan memanjat hingga ke pelepah" that Ah Beng merrily inching his way to establish a mini-communist china, the so-called, overseas chinese in Malaysia?

By Daniel Wong
I have a US friend who bristles every time someone refers to him as "African-American."
With great patience and a touch of anger, he points out that his family's last contact with Africa was four centuries ago, about the same time as most other American families came from England, and yet nobody refers to them as "English-American," or even "European-American."


I feel the same way about being referred to as "overseas Chinese."(1)


Admittedly, it's the least of my frustrations every time I visit China. I have to put up with taxi drivers who congratulate my Western-looking friends on being able to say "Ni hao" while chastising me for any grammatical slip or error of tone.


But it's still a perennial source of irritation. Maybe it's petty of me to be so annoyed by it, but my identity is important to me.(2)


My family were originally from China, yes. But the last time any of my ancestors was born on the mainland was about a century and a half ago, at a guess, before we moved from Fujian to Malaysia, and from then, two generations ago, to the UK.


I'm proud of my Chinese heritage, but I'm no more "overseas Chinese" than my colleague whose grandparents moved here from Poland is an "overseas Pole."



I'm British, not Chinese (3). I don't just mean in terms of my passport or my birthplace, I mean that my values, culture, and family are British. I believe in the virtues of fair play, civility, the Queen, and afternoon tea, not connections, filial piety, banquets, and the unity of the nation.(4)


When it comes to international issues, I'm far more likely to back the British than the Chinese government's (5) viewpoint.


I might have an East Asian face, but so do many other Brits, whether their ancestors came from Thailand, the Phillipines, Korea, or China.


And in my experience all this goes for the vast majority of people of Chinese descent born in Britain. Our identity is with our home country, not the country of our ancestors.(6)


We might celebrate Spring Festival as well as Christmas, but our primary loyalty is always going to be to our own nation. Lumping us all together as "overseas Chinese" is as patronizing and insulting as lumping most Americans, Australians, and Canadians as "overseas British" or South Americans as "overseas Spanish."


It's even worse when it comes to overblown ethnic-national rhetoric. I like the Chinese just fine, but they're no more my brothers than any other people. I probably have more in common, in terms of politics, culture, and interests with the average Dane than the average Chinese citizen. When I'm accused of being a traitor (7) to my people by some overblown child on an Internet forum, I point out to him that my people aren't his people, whatever vague genetic or cultural links we might share.


There are certain cases when it makes sense to use the term. People born in China who live overseas, sure. Even Chinese communities in other Asian nations have often experienced ethnic discrimination and maintained a strong sense of separate cultural identity. (8)



One of the reasons my grandparents moved from Malaysia to the UK was to escape the restrictions of being "Chinese" in that country.(9) Even there, the picture isn't clear-cut; one of my great-grandmother was a Malay who married into a Chinese family.


In the UK, though, I'm legally no different from anybody else, no matter where their  parents came from. I don't want to be hived off from my own nation by an arbitrary distinction based on my remote ancestors.


The Chinese are a great people, and I'm proud of my heritage. But I'm prouder of being British.
The author is a UK lawyer. viewpoint@gloabltimes.com.cn


What Is A Malaysian Identity?

"Satu Bangsa, Satu Negara, Satu Bahasa" adalah tepat untuk menuju kepada "... a homogeneous society defined by nationality, the proverbial and oft-quoted Bangsa Malaysia, the Malaysian race..."
What then is the Malaysian race?
What language should a Malaysian speak?
What culture and mannerisms?
What shared values and philosophies?
What inner-consciousness?
What sense of shared identity?
What sense of shared destiny?

Monday, October 25, 2010

Sketsa - The History of Obe City ("KaBel In My Mind" Part 2)


This "sketsa" (or "satira") is a continuation of "KaBel In My Mind".
Note : Please refer to the bottom of this article, for the definition, when a word or phrase is tagged with "re:",  

Boy! It's tough "to keep it up"!  No!, I dont mean the "sudah naik" (re : 'Hernia') of Eli-Kok duo. I mean the challenge posted by Tuan Mahaguru58 in his comment toward the article "KaBel In My Mind".

Anyways, here it is.
Obe City  (The History of..,)
THE ANCIENT CITY OF ORBS
Obe City was once known as "Obey City" (ancient name "The Orbs"). Once upon a time, there were groups of "Pendatang" from faraway motherlands landed on the City's shore.

The citizens of Obey City, known for their "sopan santun serta halus budi bahasanya" (also known for "tidak apa") welcomed the "Pendatangs" with open arms after learning their hardships to have parted with motherlands in search of new lives elsewhere. In no time, most of the "Pendatangs" interacted and blended well with the locals, so much so that they became quite indistinguishable from the locals.
The harmonious Obey City was well governed by its most able mayor in history.  The secret to this successful governance was the adherence to the City's Code of Conduct (See! See!! See!!! - didn't I tell you??!!) consisting of the Five Principles as pillars and the City's Constitution. The adherence to this CCC had actually given birth to the name of "Obey" City, from its ancient name "The Orbs".

The strict, strong and no-nonsense governance of the Mayor (click here to see the Mayor's portrait) was much to the despise of  a section of  "Pendatang" who is still lost until today, (re:'Dislocation') such that they labeled the Mayor as "dictator". The sect is known as the Caesarean (re:). The dislocated Caesarean was pretty much under controlled then, on top of being busy trying to understand the word "jus soli" (re:'Caesarean') in relation to "son-of-soil" (natural citizenship) and "tongkang pecah" (citizenship's right via "menjunjung langit negara asing sementara kaki berpijak di bumi yang lain" principle)

Then came the time when, by natural procession, the able celebrated-Mayor was succeeded by another Mayor. However, the natural succession had also brought along not-so-natural son-in-law in the City's governance. When the new Mayor was sleeping (click for portrait), the not-so-natural son-in-law (click for portrait) was menacing most of the time. An "icing of the cake" which had been eagerly waited to be passionately seized by the almost quiet Caesarean.

The Caesarean become very loud and vocal in their "tongkah pecah" demands, now openly displaying their long hidden "Ultra-kiasu-ness" (re: 'Ultrasound'). Chaos begins. The good names of the well-blended Babas, Nyonyas, Oghe Klate and many more are being smeared and almost none of them are bold enough to voice out their protest against the Caesarean. The one who dares in voicing it out, is being crushed and humiliated left-right-center. Even the original inhabitants become divided and some become ashamed of themselves, and some became "tidak tahan", leaving the City, emitting the "ultrasound" (re:) from abroad.

The once known "sabre tooth tiger" has become the lost kitty (re:'Cat scan') under the helm of the not-so-natural son-in-law. The "ultrasound" and "lost kitty" proved to be too much and had given rise to the underground (or rather new media) movements led by the City's patriotic sons, Kari Pedas and Anak Omak, declaring war mainly against the menacing son-in-law. (Note : The movements are not Gerakan; re:Lymph)

Finally, the movements succeeded in (technically) outlawing the son-in-law and at the same time also, waking up the Mayor. This leave no choice but for the Mayor to hand over the City's governance to the next in line.

Even though the son-in-law has been pretty much subdued by the movement, the Caesarean is still maintaining the verbosity and seems to, nowadays, challenge everything there is ,stipulated in the CCC. The lost kitty (re:'Cat scan') still remain lost and what worse, the City's Committee is turning into what looks like (to save the explanation) THIS (re:'Chronic'). Even the City's meeting table apparently has reduced in size (re:'Tablet).
The hope for a new City Committee Member is also not within the immediate horizon. For one, the members are fiercely fighting among themselves (re:'Coma') while the leader is busy in court (re:'Cortisone') postponing case (re:'Secretion') after being caught lurking behind a cafeteria for karipaps (re: 'Bacteria). Some are hopeless (re: 'Fake Labour'),  one met with accident in line of duty (re:'Labour Pain'), not to mention, at least one, who seems always casting the wrong spell (re:'Pus'). The likely ones, are still homeless and scattered.

Chaotic indeed that there are already whispers regarding the current Mayor's position (re:'Urine'), having to inherit the governance of the almost wrecked' City (click to see the current Mayor's portrait). When dealing with the Caesarean, the Mayor seems to be on his knees most of the time without any power even to bring 'namewee' (re:'Cortisone) a kid, not-yet-matured member of the Caesarean, to the court of justice.

The Caesarean claims not to see, see and see, "whY" they have to obey the CCC. In apologizing state, the Mayor surrenders to the demand, removing the letter "Y" from "Obey City" to now become "Obe City". Now it looks like it is "free for all" since adherence to CCC is no longer respected and upheld even by the City Committee Members themselves.
The Mayor embarks upon many new policies but most seems to be met with all round criticisms and cynicisms from all quarters except from  "All The President's Men i.e. Yes Men". Resultant from that, the original inhabitants have become more malnutrition while the Caesarean become more and more obese (re:'Obesity') One wise City dweller prophecies, "the operation (NEM / NKEAs) succeeded but the patient (Malays / Bumis) died! QED". (re:'Patient'

PAU - No, I don't mean "Roti Pau" or trying to "PAU" anything from anyone. I mean that gathering of a political party. I heard and also glanced through some texts posted of fiery speeches by the party's President. Good! I hope whatever was said in the speeches shall continue and acted upon outside the PAU, not just remain as fiery speeches in front a certain group only. It would more convincing had similar fiery speeches also delivered in the previous MCA's meeting.

Like NEM, it seems different things being said outside and different being said when addressing Perkasa. What happen to NEM? Sticking to original track?  Are inputs by Malay Congress, Perkasa, the Malay at large etc being incorporated to rectify the NEM? I would say, NEM should employ people like one of Obe City dweller above instead of paying million to consultants like mckenzie and what nots. I think that wise city dweller of Obe is one of the key person involving in realising the recent acclamation of Melaka as Bandaraya Maju.

See! See! See! History is important!

Definitions as taken from here, "KaBel In My Mind":-
  • Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria. (Anwar is looking for karipap) 
  • Caesarean section - a district in Rome.(discovered by a Lost Pendatang, when looking for the meaning of jus soli
  • Chronic - neck of a crow. (UMNO
  • Cortisone - area around local court.(Where namewee never comes around) 
  • Dislocation - in this place.(What and Where A Pendatang Never Get To Understand) 
  • Fake labour - pretending to work.(Gwo Burne & Lebai PAS
  • Hernia - she is close by.(When Eli Wong joins forces with Teresa Kok, angin pasang, angin atau dia yang sudah naik) 
  • Lymph - walk unsteadily.(Gerakan & Koh Tsu Koon  are having difficulty to move, susah nak berGerak kan?) 
  • Obesity - city of Obe. (Again.. by Another Lost Pendatang) 
  • Secretion - hiding anything.(Kapal Sinks in Court's Lewat Cases - "lewat" due to too many "kapal tunda") 
  • Tablet - small table.(BN's coalition) 
  • Ultrasound - radical noise.(Ultra Kiasu when making demands) 
  • Urine - opposite of you're out.(Najib's position) 
Added upon a suggestion by Sdr Bingai @ Bangang:-
  • Patient - pesakit yang tidak sakit, but however, died in an experiment at the operation table (Malay & Bumiputera)

Friday, October 22, 2010

Email Sharing - The American Mystery


I am sure you have come across these before. They came again in my mailbox and I would like to preserve them in this blog.

Have a history teacher explain this, if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theatre named 'Ford'.
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford'.

Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theatre.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

 WHO FIGURED THIS OUT?

INCREDIBLE
1) Fold a NEW $20 bill in half...
2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below

3) Fold the other end, exactly as before
 4) Now, simply turn it over...
What a coincidence! A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic premonition printed on all $20 bills!!!
COINCIDENCE?
YOU DECIDE

As if that wasn't enough...
Here is what you've seen...

Firstly The Pentagon on fire...

Then The Twin Towers.

... And now .. look at this!
TRIPLE COINCIDENCE ON A SIMPLE $20 BILL
Disaster (Pentagon)
Disaster ( Twin Towers )
Disaster (Osama)???

It gets even better 9 + 11 = $20! 
Creepy huh?

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

"KaBel In My Mind"


Pertama kali saya terbaca perkataan "jholowed" ini adalah di SINI.

"Maybe some people Jholowed them to him"

Jadi saya rasa enuf lah evidence yang Dato Sak adalah pereka-cipta pertama perkataan ini.

Saya tak "gheti" sangat pasal bajet, tapi saya berminat pasal Bahasa.

Saya ingin cuba nak cari definisi perkataan yang direka-cipta oleh Dato Sak ini. Yang ini okay tak kalau nak bayangkan definisinya?:-

Ada buah di luar pagar,
Ambil galah tolong jolokkan,
Ada bisnes hendak dikejar,
Cari kabel tolong "jholowed"kan.

(http://maydayprod.multiply.com/photos/album/7/Ka_Bel_)

KOW TIM !!!!
kow! kow! punya..!!

Nota kaki - Buku Kamus bukan doktor punya :-
  • Antibody - against everyone who is sane (Insane Opposition) 
  • Artery - The study of the paintings. (Rais Yatim
  • Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria. (Anwar is looking for karipap) 
  • Caesarean section - a district in Rome.(discovered by a Lost Pendatang, when looking for the meaning of jus soli
  • Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.(when Sport Betting fails)
  • Chronic - neck of a crow. (UMNO
  • Cortisone - area around local court.(Where namewee never comes around) 
  • Dislocation - in this place.(What and Where A Pendatang Never Get To Understand) 
  • Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.(Anwar and who??) 
  • Fake labour - pretending to work.(Gwo Burne & Lebai PAS
  • Genes - blue denim.(already "haram"ed by PAS but ignored by "erdogan" Jins - re: "couple in blue jeans" above)
  • Hernia - she is close by.(When Eli Wong joins forces with Teresa Kok, angin pasang, angin atau dia yang sudah naik) 
  • Impotent - distinguished / well known (Chua Soi Lek). 
  • Lactose - people without toes.(MCA under Soi Lek) 
  • Lymph - walk unsteadily.(Gerakan & Koh Tsu Koon  are having difficulty to move, susah nak berGerak kan?) 
  • Microbes - small dressing gown.(When DAP brewing it with MCA & Gerakan) 
  • Obesity - city of Obe. (Again.. by Another Lost Pendatang) 
  • Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize.(Chin Peng depends on it to continue his citizenship's plea) 
  • Proteins - in favour of teens.(Not, repeat!, NOT Anwar) 
  • Pulse - grain.(ain't no more in Samy) 
  • Secretion - hiding anything.(Kapal Sinks in Court's Lewat Cases - "lewat" due to too many "kapal tunda") 
  • Tablet - small table.(BN's coalition) 
  • Ultrasound - radical noise.(Ultra Kiasu when making demands) 
  • Urine - opposite of you're out.(Najib's position) 
  • Varicose - very close.(PRU)

UPDATES - Original Article Dated 20/10/2010 - 06:58AM

with thanks to:-

20/10/2010 - Bonology.com

10:26AM 20/10/2010 - "AKU PEDULI APA"

12:01AM 21/10/2010 - "koolmokcikZ"

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Taukeh Besar & Ikan Panggang


Saya terbaca berita Sin Chew Daily yang diberikan tajuk "Shame on you Malaysia for being on human-trafficking blacklist".

Berita ditulis bermula dengan perenggan ini:-
"How serious is human trafficking in Malaysia? The detention of seven immigration officers and two foreigners under the Internal Securty Act (ISA)...."
Cuba baca lagi ayat-ayat lain yang ditulis untuk menonjolkan pihak yang bersalah/"culprit":-
"Corruption among immigration and law enforcement officers....."

"...some immigration officers at the Pulau Ketam jetty were bribed with RM60,000 monthly to allow the illegal immigrants to access the island freely. A group of officers was arrested by the Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission (MACC) while 20 other officers were transferred."

"...In fact , it is not the first time for the Immigration to be accused of human trafficking. The 2009 US State Department Trafficking in Human Persons (TIP) Report had pointed out that some Malaysian immigration officers have involved in human trafficking and extorted Burmese refugees."
Saya menyokong perenggan ini yang ada mengulas tentang "the roots of the problem". Tetapi sejauh manakah berita yang ditulis ini menekankan kepada "the roots" itu?
"However, invoking the ISA might only achieve a short-term deterrent effect, and not get to the roots of the problem. The government still needs to take drastic measures to eliminate the black sheep and resolve problems in the public domain, including corruption and lack of discipline, to curb human trafficking."
Walaupun yang mungkin menjadi "the roots of the problem" ada juga disebut, tetapi ia nampaknya disebut secara "pasif" dan sepintas lalu tanpa penekanan yang sewajarnya:-
"...Malaysian immigration officers sold the refugees for about US$200 per person to human trafficking syndicates.."

"Corruption among officials has allowed trafficking syndicates to exploit, abuse and harm illegal workers.."
Sekarang mari kita tengok pihak mana yang bertanggungjawab (dari kacamata Sin Chew Daily) ke atas salahlaku "officers" yang ditonjolkan sebagai "culprit" di dalam perenggan-perenggan di atas:-
"Had the MACC been sleeping all the while when immigration officials were taking bribes over all these years?"

"It has proven the loose discipline in Malaysia immigration.."

"...Therefore, the authorities are considered to have acted slow as the involving officers had gone scot-free for some time.."
Antara lain yang dibabitkan sebagai pihak-pihak yang bertanggungjawab ke atas gejala ini adalah Menteri KDN dan Ketua Setiausaha Kementerian, yang mana kesemuanya ini boleh diringkaskan kepada satu perkataan saja, "KERAJAAN".

Kakitangan kerajaan yang "rasuah" dan pihak berkuasa kerajaan (yang sepatutnya bertanggungjawab menghapuskan "rasuah" ini) tidak melaksanakan tanggungjawab masing-masing. Bukankah ini  "irama-irama merdu" yang sering kita diperdengarkan oleh pihak-pihak tertentu? Seringkah kita diperdengarkan dengan "irama-irama merdu" jika sekiranya ia membabitkan pihak bukan-kerajaan? Pernahkah "the roots of the problem" ini masuk dalam "block-buster top 10 chart" untuk diperbincangkan? 

Nak tanya.

Adakah kerja-kerja menyeludup orang secara haram ini (sudah tentunya tujuan kerja haram ini adalah untuk mengautkan wang yang banyak) merupakan kerja-kerja seorang pegawai imigresen? Ataupun pegawai itu telah diPERALATkan? telah diPANCING? telah diGODA dengan Ikan Panggang Yang Yum-Yum?

Kenapa fokus benar kepada kucing yang sentiasa mengintai  peluang kepada ikan panggang yang tidak ditudung dengan saji?

Kenapa tidak heret "Chef" (TAUKEH BESAR) yang masak panggang ikan itu tetapi sengaja biarkan ianya terdedah di atas meja. Kenapa dibiarkan "Chef" (TAUKEH BESAR) itu menggoda kucing supaya melompat ke atas meja dan menerkam kepada ikan panggang itu?

Kenapa nak tonjolkan semua orang termasuk kucing, pembantu dapur dan lain-lain TETAPI tidak "Chef" (TAUKEH BESAR) itu sendiri apabila ikan panggang dibaham oleh kucing? Bukankah "Chef" (TAUKEH BESAR) yang memasak berekor-ekor ikan panggang sehari itu adalah sebenarnya "the roots of the problem"? Sekiranya "Chef" (TAUKEH BESAR) ini tidak diambil tindakan sewajarnya, janganlah hairan apabila terdapat semakin banyak kucing-kucing berkeliaran diluar dapur.

Cuba baca berita yang ditulis oleh Utusan Online DI SINI. Apa pendapat anda? Adakah ianya bersifat lebih kepada "melaporkan" atau juga bersifat sama seperti Sin Chew Daily yang nampaknya cuba menuding jari? Anda nilaikanlah sendiri.

Siapa yang membawa masuk dan  menyuburkan "BUDAYA KOW TIM" ini? These classics are not to be missed, trust me! :-

Monday, October 18, 2010

A Blow to Najib's Unity In Diversity


A short one.


'Well, let's just go for a multicultural society, let's coexist and enjoy each other,' this very approach has failed, absolutely failed,


"We've all understood now that immigrants are a part of our country, (but) they have to speak our language, they have receive an education here,"


Read more here:-

The Pendatang Dilemma:

Evidence from Germany and the Statistical Data of Malaya

(PURE SHIITE)

 

 

A note from msleepyhead at DemiNegara

 "When one doesn't speak the language of the country in which one lives, that doesn't serve anyone, neither the person concerned, the country, nor the society."

 

Well Mr PM... Unity in Diversity, huh?

(Is someone without back-bone running around naked here?)


 

Sketsa di Sebuah Darjah di Sekolah Kebangsaan



credits : http://images.learningresources.com
Cikgu Siti :
Murid-murid! Hari ini pelajaran ABC kita adalah M. E. B. dan M. P. B !!! Emmmmm... Model! Eeeeee.... Eee--ko--no--Mi! dan.... Beee... Baru! Emmm..Peeee..Beeee pula....... Model ... Peee untuk... Po-lee-teek ...
Politik Baru! ...... Model - Politik - Baru !!!
Wee Meng Dung:
Cikgu! Cikgu! Apa dia GTP, ETP, NKEA dan KRA?
Cikgu Siti:
Ha! Yang itu nanti dulu sebab Cikgu pun tengah menghadiri kursus untuk mempelajarinya sebelum cikgu dapat mengajar kamu semua.
Wee Meng Dung:
您正在种族主义!
Cikgu Siti:
Hah? Apa yang kamu cakap Meng Dung??!!
Ah Seng Budok Klate:
Dia cakap Cikgu rasis sebab tak nak ajar singkatan-singkatan tu, Cikgu!!

Ada orang kata, "Kasi chance lah!. Lagipun masa diambil alih tu, ianya hampir runtuh! Rosak besar! Banyak benar untuk diperbaiki. Kasi la chance dan masa untuk baiki ini semua!"

Waktu "honeymoon 100 hari" telahpun terlalu lama berlalu.

Apa yang telah dibaikpulih setakat ini? Ini harapan orang-orang yang "menjatuhkan" yang "lama" dan yang "menaikkan" yang "baru". Ini harapan besar yang disertai dengan semangat yang berkobar-kobar.

Tapi sehingga kini yang lama dan rosak-rosak itu tidakpun  nampak hendak dibaik-pulihkan secara bersungguh-sungguh? Katanya tadi nak diperbaiki. Tetapi, yang nampak, yang lama dibuang ketepi dan hendak digantikan dengan yang serba serbinya baru.

Wajar ke?

Nak baiki ke, nak ganti nih?

Yang lama dibuang ketepi dan dibiarkan berulat-ulat?

Yang baru di "introduce"kan tapi sehingga kini masih belum muktamad? Yang baru belum muktamad, ada lagi pula yang TERBARU hendak di"introduce"kan?

Kasi spray sikit racun serangga kat "ekor yang berulat ini"? Kasi "nyah-toksid"kan yang sudah begitu ber-toxic ini? Boleh? Daripada bajetkan yang "baru dan tinggi" ini, eloklah Penduduk Rumah Umum ini dijaga kesihatan mereka dari terus hidup berjiran dengan ulat dan toksik merbahaya. Tak perlu Rumah Tinggi sekarang ini, kasi bajet untuk jaga yang dah ada. Perbaiki yang lama ini. Jangan dibiarkan ianya berlarutan, nanti Penduduk Rumah Umum akan tiada lagi "rumah" untuk dipangkah! Mereka nak duduk rumah yang "proper" bukan reban ayam! atau gelanggang gusti! Tak mahu lah juga nak tumpang rumah orang saja, apa lagi rumah kominis! Ataupun nak kena kau-tim dengan Choo Keong, Zul dan mereka-mereka yang terperangkap dalam Pembawaan Ajaran Sesat dan yang dalam NO-UMmmphh supaya keluar dan bina rumah baru? Baru lagi!!!

Apa khabar Tan Sri setakat diberi tugasan terbaru ini? Sebagai Menteri Pelajaran, Tan Sri pun nampaknya dah hilang suara pasal Satu Sekolah Untuk Semua? Tan Sri dah nak konar baring juga ke bila tiba pasal bahasa kebangsaan, bahasa pengantar di sekolah-sekolah vernakular ini? Baik-baik Tan Sri! Nanti kena konar tepi dinding  sebab dok jaja barang tak laku!



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