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Election is near?

A Nation destroyed?

Tahun 2011 dulu dah bertanya... NAK UNDI SIAPA YE?

Masa tu, walaupun dah terasa pahit, masih jua ditelan...

Kini kepahitan semakin perit, sudah pasti TIDAK BOLEH TELAN lagi....

Sudah terang lagi bersuluh... nakhoda bawa kapal terjun longkang !!!

Tapi masa ada sekumit HARAPAN lagi....

A NATION DESTROYER

A NATION TO BE RESTORED !!!

PM = Pemandu Mobil

Diceduk dari OH TIDAK!

(poli)TIKUS dikepuk beras lagi........(???)

Kita memang TIDAK pernah berSETUJU dengan AMALAN meLANTIK orang-orang POLITIK atau mana-mana ahli PARLIMEN di GLC-GLC atau AGENSI-AGENSI kerajaan.. BAIK tak payah susah-susah pergi SEKOLAH? Baik berPOLITIK aje? Selain menDEDAHkan kepada PERSEPSI penyalahGUNAan KUASA, ianya akan dijadikkan MODAL untuk menuduh kerajaan mengAMALkan KRONISME.. Ini tentunya akan memBURUKkan IMEJ Kerajaan UMNO/BN sendiri!

TUKANG DOK PEGHATI

Ujar seorang rakan...

Cuba tanya orang TNB yang sekian lama diterajui oleh "orang luar", terutamanya di zaman J.J. Hanya baru kebelakangan ini saja tampuk TNB diserahkan semula kepada "orang TNB" sendiri. Lihatlah perbezaannya. 

Some politicians behind doors

Do you believe (some) politicians when they try to do some cover up? (e.g. 121 and of recent, the Swiss Garden, Kuantan)

Something smells like sh%#....

A Malaysian tourist walks into a curio shop in Shah Alam.

Looking around at the exotica, he notices a very lifelike, life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag, but is so striking he decides he must have it. He takes it to the owner:

"How much for the bronze rat?"

"Twelve ringit for the rat, one hundred ringgit for the Story,"says the owner.

The tourist gives the man twelve ringgit.

"I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story."

As he walks down the street carrying his bronze rat statue, he notices that a few real rats crawl out of the alleys and sewers. The rats begin following him down the street. This is disconcerting; he begins walking faster. But within a couple blocks, the herd of rats behind him grows to hundreds, and they begin squealing.

He begins to trot toward Sungai Selangor, looking around to see that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and are still squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.

Concerned, even scared, he runs to the edge of Sungai Selangor and throws the bronze rat as far out into the river as he can. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jump into the river after the statue, and are all drowned.

The man walks back to the curio shop.

"Ah ha," says the owner, "You have come back for the Story?"

"No," says the man, "I came back to see if you have a statue of a Selangor politician in bronze!!"

(SOMETHING SMELLS LIKE sh%#..........)

God Save This Country

A group of terrorists hijacked a plane full of politicians (we are talking about Malaysian politicians here...) . 

The terrorists, after grounding the plane at KLIA, called the control tower with their list of demands.....

.... and added or rather, THREATENED that if their demands weren't met..........., 

they would release

one politician every hour....

RAPERA

"Politics as we know is about influencing voters to place power in the hands of the politicians. To get the power and to influence the voters, the politicians will employ many strategies, most of which may be unethical,  immoral and damaging to Nation building in the long run. "

SuperFast Yoga For Our Politicians

DAP's "sir" Wong

This DAP's "Sir" Wong, appearing in Telegraph.co.uk.

Malaysian politician faked pictures of knighthood from the Queen

Read also about this "sir" Wong, HERE.

Is this your kind of politician, whom someday you want to elect to steer your country?