Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Selamat Menyambut Hari Kemerdekaan..!!!!


Kita SATU NEGARA !!
Dan kita adalah SATU BANGSA  Malaysia!
Merdekakan negara kita dari pelbagai bahasa, kita SATU BAHASA !!!

Kita bina negara dengan melahirkan anak-anak bangsa di



Monday, August 29, 2011

Selamat Menyambut Hariraya AidilFitri

Kepada semua muslimin dan muslimat, khasnya rakyat MALAYSIA, terutamanya pengunjung-pengunjung VOICES AROUND dan LISTED!!!...

Salam Syawal... maaf zahir batin..


Saturday, August 27, 2011

The Rest Is History!


A toast to India's 'refined' English Language

Relax Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport-size photograph of his son for college admission.

Accidentally, the photograph dropped from his pocket.

He started searching for it frantically and found it on the floor below the ends of a woman's saree.

He asked her, "Can you lift your saree? I wanna take photograph". ...

THE REST IS HISTORY....


He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital. He was suprised to see Jaswan Singh on the next bed to him in a worse condition.

Jaswan explained what happened to him.

He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus.

He couldn't find any hotel nearby.

So he approached a nearby house and asked the owner whether he can stay there for a night.

The owner replied "I have 2 grown-up daughters. Sorry, you can't stay here."

Then he approached the next house and asked the owner whether he can stay there for a night.

The owner too replied "I have 3 grown-up daughters. Sorry you can't stay here."

So he went to the next house and asked "Do you have grown-up daughters?"

The owner asked "Why?" and Jaswan replied,"I want to stay for a night."

THE REST IS HISTORY... boommmmm..!! !




The moral of the story is :

WORDS GET YOU INTO DEEP TROUBLE IF YOU DON'T USE THEM CORRECTLY...

Friday, August 26, 2011

Economic Globalization - A Classic Example


An American, John Smith, started the day early having set his alarmclock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am ..

While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG) .

He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA).

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA), he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today.

After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN CHINA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS (from SAUDI ARABIA) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN job.

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (MADE IN MALAYSIA), John decided to relax for a while.

He put on his sandals (MADE IN VIETNAM), poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA.

And now he is hoping that he can get help from the President who originates from KENYA.



Wednesday, August 24, 2011

From the formerly TEMASEK (to MALAYsians).. with love..

I'd like to copy-paste an email from a Singaporean...  a reading 'pleasure' for those who are doing their bits defending this nation from those who are out to destroy MALAYsia.


It doesn't have to be an army of sophisticated weaponry to bomb MALAYsia to her destruction. All they need to do is 'attack' the principles of the RUKUN NEGARA and flout the PERLEMBAGAAN NEGARA. Their disrespect toward the official religion, toward the Rulers, Bahasa Kebangsaan, the very foundation of MALAYSIA namely referred to as 'Social Contract' and their madness in reaching PutraJaya in the most undemocratic ways will all create chaos, disharmony and finally the fall of MALAYsia.

Not 'that' other side alone, but also 'this' side too - in a way 'assisting' the fall of this great country; for example, weak governance - unable to effectively uphold the laws and orders, always seem to be in submission for fear of losing votes (?), leaving the country's fate in the hands of unscrupulous 'con'Sultans and punahSihats and 'building' (or rather destroying?) this nation with vernacular education system instead of the SATU SEKOLAH UNTUK SEMUA.

Timid and weak government has allowed them to become bolder and bolder each day, with the so-called 'Bersih', an accused-sodomiser relentlessly giving speeches everywhere under the sun undermining the good name of this country and 'opening doors' to foreign powers to meddle into the country's internal affairs, yet, nothing was effectively done to curb all these very unhealthy elements threatening the nation. As usual, elegant silence it seems.


From a Singaporean, who already went through the experience....
"So poor thing, Malaysia and M'sians .....especially the Malays....Those Khazanah people are the remnants of the 4th floor boys right?

I think they are thinking of money and their commissions ....They don't give a damn about the country as long as their coffers are full, I wonder whether they are Malays. There are those Malays condemning their own race .....the "Kurang ajar betul".. They forgot about their own benefits that they had before....now they are condemning everything Malay, some more in front of the Chinese and Indians ....

As a Singaporean, I pity the Malays... If only they taste a little of how is it like being in yr own homeland but treated like a 3rd class citizen. Who says there is no NEP for the Chinese in Singapore etc ....only that the PAP keep their mouths shut...all those scholarships etc , all go to the Chinese ...and the educated Malays are encouraged only to become teachers...how sad! ...Whenever I read newspaper reports on a successful Malay student or individual in Singapore, I would guess their vocation, I would say sure this one will become a Malay teacher or just a teacher .....Most of the time I was right! ...Looks like Malays can only teach ....


M'sian Malays should taste this kind of treatment, then they will know and appreciate the UMNO govt....at the same time, UMNO must cleansed itself of corruption, nepotism etc .....


I will cry for M'sia when Tanah Melayu will become layu soon.
NB ... I like MAS .....comfortable and cheap ...unlike SIA, expensive, racists 'cos they like only angmos, snobbish and bodoh sometimes.."

BTW, those who are interested in (one of) the current issues affecting the nation, the "MAS-AirAsia swap deal" can read more by searching LISTED!!! using the search string "MAS AirAsia Story". Another NATIONAL entity being 'killed' when another 'beruk di hutan disusukan'.












Monday, August 22, 2011

Spring Egg of China



Every early spring, a foul odour fills the air of Dongyang, Zhejiang Province. Dongyang people call it "the smell of spring."

Well, it's actually smell of urine. And prepare yourself for this: Dongyang people boil eggs in boy's urine and sell them at 1.50 yuan (23 cents) a piece. It sells like hot cakes.
 
(A school boy urinates into a plastic bucket during class break)
The convention of eating such eggs, called "tong zi dan", literally "Boy Egg", is so deeply entrenched that the city of Dongyong listed it as local intangible cultural heritage in 2008.

Boy egg vendors go to local elementary schools to collect urine from prepubertal boys, preferably under the age of 10, with buckets. School boys are programmed to the collection mechanism. When nature calls, they go out of the classroom and urinate into a plastic bucket placed on the aisle. Teachers at most schools acquiesced to such behaviour. They even remind kids from time to time to avoid peeing inside if they have got a fever. Kids heed what teachers say.

Ms. Li introduced her tip of boiling eggs in boy's urine: first, soak eggs in urine and heat them over the stove. After it boils, get all eggs out and crack their shells before putting them back. After a while, pour in new urine. Repeat it and simmer eggs for an entire day.

(Eggs soaked in urine)
Many customers came to Ms.Li for the eggs. "It is so yummy. I can eat 10 within a day", Ms. Liu came to Dongyang with her husband several years ago. "I never tried it before. After my first taste of it, I become addicted to it", she said.

A net user who goes by the name 'Surname Egg' summed up Dongyang people love of boy eggs in his micro-blog, "it tastes like spring".


Of course, not all people in Dongyang find the idea fascinating. Mr. Li, a native-born Dongyang resident, has never tried it in the past 30 years. "The smell kills me. I feel like throwing up at the thought of it. It stinks."

In the eyes of many Dongyang people, eggs boiled in boy's urine is a must have nourishment in spring. Vendors will always tell you, after eating it, you won't feel sleepy during spring or get a heat stroke during summer.

Wu Yunhua, a doctor practicing Chinese medicine, said that, the food has a time-honoured history.

When living standards were much poorer before, egg was the only nutritious food for peasants, who laboured on farms. Urine crystalises after standing for a while. The crystal is similar in terms of efficacy to a kind of Chinese medicine called renzhongbai. It can treat yin deficiency, decrease internal body heat, promote blood circulation and remove blood stasis. However, she stressed that not everyone is suitable for consuming it. It depends on the individual body nature.

However, Huang Jian, director of Department of Nephrology at Central Hospital in the city of Jinhua, said that urine is waste expelled from human body and basically contains no substance conducive to human health. Therefore, he discourages people from eating those eggs.

Jia Suqing, a doctor at Chinese Medicine Hospital in the city of Jinhua, said that in ancient times, prepubertal boy's urine was often used as an ingredient to enhance efficacy of medication. But from modern-day point of view, it is rather unsanitary. "However, it has become a local custom. I don't encourage or object to it", he said.

Can't imagine what else China has. So, be careful what you eat in China.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Novel Method For Recruitment


HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?

Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in The room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back After 6 hours and then analyze The situation.

If they are counting the Bricks. Put them in the accounts Department.

If they are recounting them.. Put them in auditing ..

If they have messed up the Whole place with the bricks. Put them in engineering.

If they are arranging the Bricks in some strange order. Put them in planning.

If they are throwing the Bricks at each other. Put them in operations .

If they are sleeping. Put them in security.

If they have broken the bricks Into pieces. Put them in information Technology.

If they are sitting idle. Put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried Different combinations, yet Not a brick has Been moved. Put them in sales.

If they have already left for The day. Put them in marketing...

If they are staring out of the Window. Put them on strategic Planning..

And then last but not least. If they are talking to each Other and not a single brick Has been Moved.

Congratulate them and put them In Top management

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Why, How, When, What, If.....



Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?
because it means... .
E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.


How to Create the Biggest Doubt in your Wife's Mind?
Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
"I Luv u too" .
GAME OVER.!


When do you know you are in love?
When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan


What is the Difference between Young Age and Old Age?
Simple..

In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-


"Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that...
'People are more interested in others life than their own-!


A Question Asked In A Talent Test:
If You Are Married To one Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE?
The Best Answer
Why the Hell Should I recognise?


We Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three, 44 as FortyFour, 55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?


Doubt By last bench association...



What is the difference between "GHAZAL" and "LECTURE"?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL" and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"


What is the height of confusion?
Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.


What is the Biggest Benefit of having a crush in the same college where you study ?
100% Attendance... :-P


The Difference between Friend and Wife
You can Tell your Friend, “You are my Best Friend
But do you have the courage tell to your Wife, "You are my Best Wife?"

Friday, August 19, 2011

Bila DAP berhelah dengan PAS dan Najib Tun Razak


Berikut adalah petikan dari laman HELEN ANG - Reboot Your Thinking.:-
DAP bercakap seperkara dalam bahasa Cina manakala menyatakan yang lain pula dalam bahasa Melayu dan Inggeris demi menjaga hati orang bukan Cina yang mendengar,” kata Tan Cheng Liang, timbalan setiausaha agung Wanita MCA merangkap ketua Wanita MCA Pulau Pinang.

Misalannya, DAP akan memuji kegemilangan tamadun Islam dalam bahasa Melayu, menyebut fasal kemuafakatan dalam bahasa Inggeris tetapi membelasah dalam bahasa Cina.

Di sini suka saya membawa perhatian tentang apa yang dikatakan di atas:-

PERTAMA : Kepada penyokong-penyokong parti PAS  

Belum jelas lagikah kepada anda permainan wayang cina cauvinis DAP sehinggakan pemimpin-pemimpin PAS menjadi begitu buta, pekak dan tuli apabila mereka menyamakan taraf Lim Guan Eng dengan Khalifah Umar? Belum jelas lagikah kepada anda bahawa PAS kini bukan lagi membela agama daripada asakan DAP tetapi sebaliknya PAS membela DAP apabila agama dipolitikkan dengan begitu teruk sekali? Kerana apa? Kerana "the enemy of my enemy is my friend"?

(Terlalu mudah terpedaya dengan hanya cara berpakaian? Siapa mereka di kacamata anda?)

KEDUA : Kepada DS Najib Tun Razak



Bagaimana kita hendak "bertolak-ansur (tolerance)" dan seterusnya mengamalkan "penerimaan (acceptance)" sekiranya pada awal-awal lagi faham bahasa pun tidak? Bukankah contoh di atas lebih menyemarakkan lagi perasaan curiga dan saling tidak mempercayai? Bolehkah perpaduan dicapai sekiranya perasaan saling tidak mempercayai ini semakin menebal?

"SATU BANGSA, SATU NEGARA, SATU BAHASA", sudah-sudahlah Dato Seri dengan kemaruk pelbagai bahasa di negara ini, terutamanya Mandarin, sedangkan Bahasa Kebangsaan makin pudar kedudukannya. Sudah-sudahlah dengan ketegaran membela sistem pendidikan vernakular. Kuatkuasakanlah Akta Bahasa Kebangsaan, laksanakanlah segala peruntukan yang ada di dalam Perlembagaan Persekutuan. Ini negara Malaysia bukan?




Thursday, August 18, 2011

Orang Melayu - WHAT SAY YOU ??


Cuba orang Melayu di Semenanjung imagine..... kalaulah Pakatan PKR-DAP-PAS berjaya menawan Putrajaya dalam PRU akan datang.... cuba imagine bagi pihak PAS... apa yang PAS dapat raih dari kemenangan itu...


Sudah tentu PAS sebagai parti terbesar dalam pakatan tersebut, ketuanya akan diangkat sebagai PM. Haji Hadi ke? Itu kalaulah tiada persaingan dari Bung Anwar bin Ibrahim... Mana boleh Lim Kit Siang kan? Ye ke? Yaaaa!!!!

Haji Hadi sebagai PM? Meeting dengan Barak Obama? Kemudian beri ucapan kat United Nation dengan dihadiri oleh Netanyahu? Atau beliau diganti oleh Nik Aziz kerana Haji Hadi sibuk dengan urusan lain? Ok..ok.. dapat mula nak merepek ni...

Kembali semula kepada topik... kedudukan PAS selepas menang...

Walaupun parti terbesar, tapi rasanya, PAS adalah yang terkecil dan cute-mute dalam pakatan tersebut. Dahlah tak menang langsung kat Sarawak. Kalau nak ada chance pun, mungkin hanya di Kelantan, tempat tak ada DAP. Kedah? Tengoklah nanti. Sekarang ni pun suara satu ADUN DAP lebih kuat dari semua ADUN-ADUN PAS termasuk MBnya sendiri (rujuk isu operasi pusat hiburan di bulan puasa)

Tempat yang ada, DAP telahpun mengorak langkah membodek calon-calon Melayu yang berangan Mat Jenin. Eh! gaji MB besau apa?!! itu tak kira gaji tak rasmi lagi!  Perlembagaan punya pasal, takyah la lagi DAP menyerah kepada PAS macam berlaku kat Perak dulu. "Kali ini mesti orang kita (dalam bahasa cina)!!" kata DAP. "Tak payah lagi Ngeh dan Nga kena apit MemberBoneka kiri kanan 24jam!", tegas DAP lagi (juga dalam bahasa cina)

Honestly la! orang PAS... betul ke PAS dapat mengemudi pakatan sekiranya menang nanti? Bulan puasa ni, tak baik tipu! Tolak point puasa kamu nanti! Tuhan tahu apa dalam hati kamu!

PKR mana ?? Tak citer pun??

Tak yah lah! Kita cakap pasal PAS dan DAP saja. Sikit-sikit bolehla selit pasal PKR nanti...

Kerana YDP Agong (mohon ampun Tuanku!), Lim Kit Siang berputih mata nak jadi PM tapi tak kan nak berhenti di situ saja. Biarlah bergolok bergadai alang-alang menyeluk pekasam tu!.

Ok.. apa akan jadi?

Hari demi hari akan keluarlah spin negative mengenai Haji Hadi ni yang diangkat jadi PM. Toleh ke kiri, Sg. Buluh masih ada penghuni, bila nak keluar nih?!! Haji Hadi ni pun liat juga! Bukan senang nak bawa usul pindaaan perlembagaan nih! Yang Sg Buluh kalau dah keluar pun akan kerepot juga nanti, akan dah habis "energy nakal"nya.

Amacam kalau Hj Hadi yang sebenarnya memang tak layak dan tak perform langsung sebagai PM kita ganti dengan:-
1. Nik Ajis - Langkah Mayat Saya Dulu kata Karpal!! (sapa nak langkah sapa ni?)
2. Husam? - Berapa harga gadaian bangsa Ar-Rahnu kita nak kena consider ni?

Why not Azmin PKR since bos masih kat Sg. Buluh? Kita hantar Ngeh dan Nga sebagai pengapit 24jamnya nanti? Sure melompat Azmin ni dengan gula-gula PM ni!
Or why not calon kita sendiri?
  • Yang ni muda sangat, lagipun tak original!
  • Yang ni bila pula nak sign borang keahlian nihhh!!??
Wahhhh!!! Makin ramailah melayu-melayu Mat Jenin bila stake sudah di ''up" kan dari possible MB kepada "possible MB dan PM". Berebut-rebutlah melayu-melayu Mat Jenin mengisi borang DAP nanti! Semuanya ini kerana YDP Agong nak orang Melayu sebagai PM dan Sultan-Sultan juga nak orang Melayu sebagai MB ! (ampun Tuanku!)

Lecehlah YDP Agong ni! Sultan di negeri-negeri pun payah juga nih!!

Okay! Sign decree ni! Mulai besok Malaysia kita tukar jadi republik! Kita pakai Presiden pula!!
1. Haji Hadi (Na'u zubillah!!)
2. Husam (Over my kambing janapari!!)
3. Azmin (You are talking.. I am listening ...let's talk until kambing janapari comes home..)

4. Proxy DAP... Yesssss...bosss!!!
Next day, a republic Malaysia with new set of Constitution was announced to the world...


Days to come... LKS was the first President of Malaysia with LGE as the first PM. Theresa Kok  announced "Evangilical Christian" (a nicer word for DAP's Kristian) as the official religion and Wee Ka Siong proclaimed Mandarin as the official language with chinese vernacular school as the national school (credits to Najib)

MALAYsia now renamed as CINAsia with the Bulan Sabit & Bintang in the national flag removed, to make way for Bintang 3. No longer national anthem begin with "Negaraku, Tanah Tumpahnya darah ku" but with "Little Kingdom, The Land We Conquered". (Ehh! mana pergi melayu-melayu Mat Jenin tadi? Dah mampos??!!)


Orang Melayu !!! Nampak tak siapa yang ber-RENCANA di atas? PAS atau DAP?

ENOUGH!!!!


Sekarang, mari pula kita ber-RENCANA yang ini...rencana Sirih Pulang Ke Ganggang...


AGAIN... honestly la PAS... tak kan nak mimpi TERUS JADI PM kan? Biarlah kerjasama sesama Melayu tu matang dulu kan? Menteri Kanan rasanya memang dalam tangan kan? Entah-entah DPM? Tapi walau apapun, DPM ka, Menteri Kanan ka... sudah tentu jawatan itu diberikan bukan macam DAP "terpaksa" beri kan? Sudah tentu penjawatnya bukan sekadar patung zombie kan? Fikir-fikirkan lah....

Fikir-fikirkanlah apa yang sebenarnya diraih disebalik kemenangan itu dengan dua kerjasama yang berbeza.

Satu kerjasama berasaskan kepada ideologi politik yang berlainan, bahasa yang berbeza, di antara kaum majoriti dan minoriti, satu Melayu dan satu lagi cina, bukannya 1-MALAYSIA, satu Islam satu lagi DAP's Kristian dan bermacam-macam lagi. Diangkat jadi PM pun kerana adanya YDP Agong bersemayam di Istana Negara.

Dan satu lagi kerjasama berasaskan kepada ideologi politik yang mungkin tidak sama tetapi boleh sehaluan sebelum menjadi sama, SATU BAHASA, SATU BANGSA, SATU NEGARA.... yang penting bagi PAS sekarang ini adalah jawatan-jawatan di Putrajaya yang diberikan kerana kerjasama, bukannya kerana terpaksa.... (betul ke jawatan lebih penting? atau satu AGAMA?)

Rasa-rasanya... kerjasama yang ini...yang mungkin nampak malap sikit sekarang ini...


akan dapat bertukar menjadi sinar benderang demi TANAH TUMPAH DARAHKU ini....


DAN juga rasa-rasanya ia akan dapat sokongan HEBAT dari:-
  1. PRIBUMI PERKASA
  2. Orang Melayu dan Bumiputera serta orang-orang MALAYSIA berketurunan Cina, India dsb yang sememangnya warga negara ini (orang cina, india dsb yang cauvinis tu, i.e. "PENDATANG" sila balik tongsan!) yang mengharapkan kestabilan kaum majoriti supaya mereka juga dapat hidup harmoni di bumi ini
  3. Orang Melayu yang tidak berpolitik tetapi keluar rumah untuk membuang undi
  4. Orang Melayu yang sedang bergoyang kaki atas pagar
  5. Orang Melayu dalam parti PAS yang LARI dari golongan anwarista dalam PAS
  6. Orang Melayu dalam parti UMNO yang LARI dari golongan jin afrit UMNOputeras dan bebudak tingkat 4
  7. Orang Melayu dalam parti PKR yang LARI dari Bung Anwar bin Ibrahim
  8. Orang Melayu dalam parti PAS yang LARI dari Nik Ajis/Hj Hadi
  9. Orang Melayu dalam UMNO yang LARI dari Najib dan sepupunya
YB Zul Kulim dan YB Wee Choo Keong serta YB Zahrain (dan lain-lain yang seangkatan) pun mungkin berkata "Lama sangat dah aku jadi wakil rakyat tanpa rumah nih!!"


So.... WHAT SAY YOU....orang MELAYU?



Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Bodek Membodek Menjelang PRU

Update **

Sudah hampir 70 kali penangguhan
Tiga tahun berlalu Saiful bersumpah - BIG DOG


Artikel Asal

DAP kini melakukan apa saja untuk "membodek" Orang Melayu sebagai persiapan menghadapi PRU. (Tidak kurang juga dengan usaha-usaha "dibelakang tabir" di mana setiap oportuniti disambar bagi memburukkan jentera kerajaan pemerintah seperti PDRM, MACC, SPRM dan terkini JAIS, di mana JAIS sebenarnya terletak dibawah bidang kuasa kerajaan negeri). 

DAP mula mengorak langkah bagi untuk mengenepikan rakan sebantalnya (walaupun masing-masing mempunyai ideologi politik yang berbeza) PAS, yang juga nampak tidak "bermaya" dalam pilihan-pilihanraya kecil termasuk pilihanraya di Sarawak.  Lagipun, semasa di Perak dahulu, DAP terpaksa menyerahkan jawatan MB kepada PAS.

DAP agaknya sudah tidak memandang lagi kepada PKR apabila Anwar Ibrahim semakin mendekati hari pembelaan diri selepas mencipta sejarah penangguhan yang melebihi 50 kali.**


Adakah DAP "keseorangan"? Kalau kita menonton wayang sekalipun, sudah tentu ada watak-watak yang melakonkan peranan "kanan" dan sebahagian lagi melakonkan peranan "kiri". Ada juga peranan "neutral" dalam wayang ini. Yang "kanan" dan yang "kiri" ini walaupun bertumbuk di dalam wayang, adalah sahabat teh tarik diluar sesi lakonan. Wayang Cina pun begitulah juga. Apa khabar MCA dan Gerakan?

Ada juga orang-orang Melayu yang berangan menjadi Menteri Besar. Jangan haraplah jawatan MB akan menjadi semudah itu kalau duduk dalam UMNO. Gadai diri, gadai bangsa, sertai DAP - jalan ini lebih bermungkinan untuk menjadi MB, walaupun sudah tentu sekali akan menjadi MB patung yang talinya dimainkan oleh DAP di belakang tabir. Tengok sajalah di Kedah, dengan hanya seorang (?) ADUN DAP, mereka mampu "memerintah" MB dalam isu operasi pusat-pusat hiburan di bulan Ramadhan. Itu MB dari PAS, belum lagi MB Melayu dari DAP.

Kesimpulannya?

DAP gigih "membodek" Melayu kerana bagi mereka undi cina sudah dalam tangan mereka.

Tetapi DS Najib Tun Razak gigih "membodek" cina kerana beranggapan undi Melayu akan memihak kepada beliau. Benarkah begitu Dato' Seri?

Kerana "kegigihan" Dato Seri "membodek" cina (dalam kata-kata lain "meminggir" Melayu), yang menyokong kerajaan pun dah mula tawar hati. Ada yang dah lari pun!

Sifirnya senang saja. Melayu dan Bumiputera adalah majoriti di bumi ini (67%?).

Kenapa pula tidak digiatkan usaha "membodek" Melayu seperti yang dibuat oleh DAP?

Peliknya!

Nota Buat Najib - Pemilih Melayulah yang bakal menjadi penentu siapa menang siapa tewas pilihanraya.




Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Punya pusing ROUND-ABOUT last last tergolek penin masuk longkang !!!


Kali ini saya ingin terbitkan sebuah artikel dari sahabat blogger A.P.A., IN FULL. Tidak mahu mengulas menokok tambah ataupun menyunting (kecuali satu imej kecil di bawah sekali) kerana bagi saya, sahabat blogger A.P.A. telah menyatakannya dengan secara tepat, telus dan 'direct'.


WALK-ABOUT TALK-ABOUT ROUND-ABOUT...last last tergolek macam kena STOUT.

 

Era pemerintahan Najib perkataan WALKABOUT diberi nafas baru oleh beliau yang mencerminkan keperihatinan pemimpin turun padang bertemu rakyat.

Petaling Street,Brickfileds,Kerinci,Jalan Masjid India,Chow Kit Road dan beberapa lokasi lagi di kotaraya merupakan tempat tempat yang pernah diwalkaboutkan oleh Najib dan Muhyiddin.


Berduyun duyun rakyat menanti kehadhiran Najib dan Muhyiddin dan nampak amat meriah sekali.Nampak grand dan mesra sekali acara walkabout ini yang rata rata masyarakat nya majoriti kaum Cina dan India.Ada tarian naga,ada gendang keling dan ramai ketua ketua kaum Cina dan India yang menyambut 2 pembesar ini senyum sampai ke telinga dengan jari telunjuk tercacak kelangit 1Malaysia konon nya.


Kalau dilihat sambutan yang diberi,tak sangka pulak inilah kawasan kawasan yang BN (Perikatan dulu)tak pernah menang pilihanraya demi pilihanraya selama ini.Tapi bab menyambut pembesar bagai nak rak mesranya.Sebab nanti sebelum balik nak bisik kat Najib..."Latok Seli aah..kami olang mainnyak sokong itu 1Malaysia.Mainnyak bagut loh..Kami olang ingat aah..ini Petaling Stleet kalau moleh bikin...?" yang lain tu kita boleh buat andaian sendiri.

Gedebushhhh...gugurlah apa yang patut.Baik merupakan peruntukan khas,peruntukan segera mahu pun peruntukan yang bukan peruntukan untuk konon nya menunjukan pemimpin perihatin akan masaalah rakyat.Tiba hari mengundi....HARAM MEMANGKAH BN PUN TIDAK.

Itulah hakikatnya yang memang dah diketahui tapi pemimpin duk masih syok nak buat entah pasal apa aku pun tak  faham.Mungkin syok tenguk Cina dan India duk angkat telunjuk kat atas kepala kot...
Tapi aku nak tanya DS Najib dan TS Muhyiddin... pernah buat WALKABOUT bertanya khabar semua Ketua Cawangan Umno seluruh negara tak?Maksud aku bertemu semua ketua cawangan disetiap bahagian tanpa 3 tonggak tertinggi kepimpinan bahagian dan dengar luahan perasaan mereka sendiri.Janganlah duk tanya Ketua Bahagian..dah nak mati pun mereka akan jawap ok.


Kalau ini tidak dan belum dilakukan DS Najib dan TS Muhyiddin jawapnya konsep walkabout ini akan jadi WALK-ABOUT TALK-ABOUT ROUND-ABOUT.Pusing punya pusing,punya pusing ROUND-ABOUT last last tergolek penin masuk longkang !!!


(Jari telunjuk 1-Malaysia yang tercacak ke langit ?)

Monday, August 15, 2011

Plato in Parody

There is a new blog, mentioned HERE.

Plato in Parody by a mouthful "TheCorruptiouslyObnoxiousSumanSumbing", a cousin of "AnnoyinglyAnonymous-LemanPulut"

Plato in Parody's maiden post titled "Najib Meets The Pope". Some of parts of the so-called (or so creatively created)  Najib Tun Razak & The Pope conversations are below. "Creative" here means to have very logical, thoughtful, precise and deep meaning (simply superb!) to the issues being "discussed" which are also current hot issues being talked about here in Malaysia.

You will have to read to whole "conversation" to understand and appreciate the below extracted paragraph:-


Najib while agreeing with the use of "Allah" in bible:-
NTR:         Well, for one, I would like to sponsor the printing of bibles worldwide with the name "Allah" replacing all occurrences of "God" therein.

Pope:       Holy Veggie Fettucini! Are you out of your freakin' al-Qaeda infested mind? Why would I wanna do that?

The same God while having different names:-
Pope:       Hey! Are you mocking me? No way in heaven am I going to do THAT. We have been calling this God as "Lord" or "Father" for the past 2000 years so why should we change now?

NTR:         Exactly. That's what I have been telling our Reverend Kumar there in Malaysia, you see. But nooo... he wouldn't listen. But then Your Holiness, you DO agree that we share the same God don't you?

Pope:       Yes of course I do.

NTR:         And that this God, or this Allah, is the one who created the heavens and the earth and sent Moses with his Torah ...

Pope:       Yes ... that He did.

NTR:         … And Jesus with the gospels ...

Pope:       Yes... Yes...

NTR:         ... And Mohammed with the Qur'an, being the Final Message ...

Pope:       Yes, yes... I mean ... NO!! I mean, yes! Hey what are you trying to do here. Put words into my mouth?

The Same God is no longer the same when the Name got printed?
NTR: See, Your Holiness. We can't let you print the bible in our language and tell people in one book it says that Allah has a son and that the way to salvation is accepting this man as God himself, while in another book it says this Allah has NO son and that those who say and write so are blaspheming Him?

The Pope: (Scratching Holy head). Well now YOU have me made a bit confused here.

No endorsement from the Pope
Pope:       Are you out of your freakin’ UMNO-infested mind? For 2000 years no Pope has ever done that in Vatican and you want me to start? Imagine the lashings I get from my cardinals all over the world, not to mention those pesky Protestants with their innumerable denominations. And I bet you three shekels, my rival Pope Shenoda would have a field time ridiculing me on this.

NTR:         Then sir, since I now understand that this action or insistence that the bible includes Allah’s name in it is not getting any endorsement from you, or it doesn’t come from the Holy See’s edict (since you yourself are not willing to do that for your own bible or even pray for once using that Name) I do not have any other conclusion other than that whatever your Pakiam counterpart is doing in Malaysia, is of his own accord and not getting any endorsement from you. Am I correct in that assumption sir?


Protecting the sanctity of Jesus

NTR: Desecrating! Surely you of all people know better that Islam is the ONLY religion outside of Christianity that makes it an article of faith to believe in the ministry of Jesus, his virgin birth, his miraculous works, his Second coming? And you also know that if ever there is a muslim who rejects Jesus Christ as true and as coming from God and in as much sneer at him or his mother, he ceases to be a muslim?

Pope: You are only saying that …

NTR: It is true! Well tell me now, Your Holiness. You say so highly about the Jews, protect them so much, support them no matter what, and have some dear attachments to them. But can you tell me now what the Talmud (**) says about Jesus Christ?

Pope: That he was a false impostor with Black Magic capabilities, and is presently in Hellfire boiling in pus and semen …

NTR: Na’u zubillah! And what do they say about Mary his mother?

Pope: That she was a prostitute who conceived Jesus after a night of bliss with a Roman Soldier
NTR: See, sir? And if any muslim SAY that at all, the other muslims would KILL him in order to protect the sanctity of Jesus. And yet, with the Jews having THAT as an article of their faith, you support them, you magnify them and you rescue them even in the light of they making atrocities amongst the muslims, your supporters.


Wished Najib Tun Razak is this smart and brilliant....

But has he made any statement (as the head of the state) regarding the recent INSPECTION of JAIS on an NGO event held in a premise rented by DUMC? Or has he, as always...., still maintain his elegant silence?


Sunday, August 14, 2011

The Meaning of Life - Read the other side of "Creation", created by man.



On the first day, God created the dog and said:
'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'
The dog said:
'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?' 
So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'

The monkey said:
'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'
And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said:
'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'

The cow said:
'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said:
'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'

But man said:
'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'

'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Menjelang Kemerdekaan - "Kebangsaan" Negara Ini Semakin Hilang..?

Ingin dipaparkan sekali lagi..... MALAYsia.... adalah..

What then is the Malaysian race?
What language should a Malaysian speak?
What culture and mannerisms?
What shared values and philosophies?
What inner-consciousness?
What sense of shared identity?
What sense of shared destiny?
Fundamentally, a member of the Bangsa Malaysia should speak the national language of the Federation, Bahasa Malaysia, fluently and as a primary language; be fully versed with adat-adat and tatasusila orang Melayu and other Bumiputras of the Federation; demonstrates respect and deference to Islam as the official religion of the Federation and exhibit traits and mannerisms acceptable to the Malays and other Bumiputras. Non-Malay members of this Bangsa Malaysia may speak in their own dialects in private and may practise their own cultures and religions in the private confines of their community. Also, Budaya Malaysia is based on the budaya of the Malays and other Bumiputras of the Federation – in their various representations.
And the Education System is based on a single, unified Sekolah Kebangsaan system with Bahasa Malaysia as the primary language of instruction.
Later, upon satisfactory cohesion and amalgamation of the Malaysian populace into a truly united Bangsa Malaysia, then by law, ALL references to race and ethnicity in our daily activities should be forbidden.
Walaupun kita tahu Bahasa KEBANGSAAN Malaysia adalah Bahasa Melayu, termaktub dalam Perlembagaan, menjadi pra-syarat untuk memegang status "warganegara" dan juga kita mempunyai Akta Bahasa Kebangsaan, TETAPI masing-masing rasanya telah maklum tentang kedudukan sebenar Bahasa KEBANGSAAN negara kita dewasa ini.

Kata Tagore, "To build a nation, build a school". Pemimpin kita hari ini begitu tegar semangat dan layanan terhadap sistem pendidikan vernakular, walaupun semua negara-negara di dunia hari ini, kecuali negara kita, tidak lagi mengamalkan sistem pendidikan vernakular ini. Demi perpaduan, demi KEBANGSAAN. Sekolah KEBANGSAAN kita seolah-olah terpinggir dari "radar" pemimpin kita.

Kini yang hangat diperkatakan, Malaysia Airlines (MAS), Syarikat Penerbangan KEBANGSAAN. Identiti dan "ambassador" Malaysia. Sekiranyanya berminat, buatlah carian di laman "LISTED!!!" dengan frasa-carian "MAS AirAsia Story" bagi mengikut tulisan-tulisan para bloggers mengenai isu ini yang sempat dirakamkan. Banyak lagi tulisan-tulisan bloggers yang lain yang tidak tersenarai, yang dipercayai rata-rata meluahkan rasa tidak puas hati. Satu lagi KEBANGSAAN yang sedang tergadai.



Merdeka menjelang, hariraya aidil firtri pun juga menghampiri kita... rasa-rasa yang ini ditulis di musim perayaan aidil fitri tahun lepas? Tak ingat dan malas nak 'check'. Mungkin kewajaran ini bukan sahaja pada peringkat 'Presiden' sesebuah parti, tetapi juga sebagai seorang 'Ketua Negara'.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Not one flowerpot will be knocked down, not one brick will be thrown...

....kata former deputy Bersih chairman sebelum ini... (KLIK)

Bagaimana kalau disuruh Ambiga dan Mat Sabu bercuti berdua di London sambil memantau rusuhan yang berlaku di sana. Sebuah rusuhan yang dikatakan bermula dengan sebuah tunjuk perasaan aman dan kini mencipta sejarah sebagai rusuhan terburuk?

Kalau golongan yang sekandang dengan BERSHIT diberi muka, mungkin sekali mereka ingin membela 'kematian Kugan' (terlibat dengan sindiket mencuri kereta) seperti Tottenham Riot yang merebak berikutan dengan 'kematian Duggan'.

Nak jamu beryani gam lagi kepada pengacau-pengacau seperti ini?


Petikan dari PILIHAN ANDA: -
Bangang-bangang yang berbaju kuning yang pernah menunjuk perasaan ketika lawatan DS Najib ke London tempoh hari dikatakan berkurung di dalam rumah, kecut habih apa yang ada di dalam seluar dek ketakutan melihatkan rusuhan di London...

Tak ada ke mana pemantau-pemantau rusuhan di Malaysia ni yang teringin dan pergi ke London untuk membuat liputan mengenai rusuhan di atas. 
Tak ada ke pemantau-pemantau yang teringin nak ulas "kekejaman" pihak polis di sana yang cuba mengawal keadaan di sana hingga ada yang mati...


 
"This the country that want to export and impose its brand of freedom and democracy to the third and developing world.

They prefer to let freedom prevails at the cost of massive destruction to properties and lives of innocent people rather than taking tough measures to protect lives and properties from hordes of scumbags rampaging the streets, looting, burning buildings and cars at will. "


Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Satanic Verses

Eye-opening video on Israel
(greater Israel)

This has been what our own Tun Dr Mahathir has been saying all along, but no, the world would not listen. Insightful ....... Professor McGowan hits the nail on the head.

For over a decade, no issue has focused public attention more than terrorism and the war on terror. Yet most people still find the 9/11 attacks  inexplicable and believe George W. Bush's assertion that, "We did nothing to provoke that terrorist attack."

WHY 9/11?, a new video narrated by Daniel A. McGowan, Professor Emeritus of Hobart and William Smith Colleges, challenges this assertion and delves deeper into the origin of those attacks. Please view the video below or go here: http://vimeo. com/15528714

For a long time I could not understand the attitude of the Jews against the Palestinians, Muslims and Christians alike. Then I chance upon reading articles on the religion brought by the Prophet Abraham. This was to be in the TORAH (or the Old Testatment in the Bible). The Jewish scholars, however abandoned the TORAH and  wrote new scriptures called TALMUD.

99.9% of Jews today have their faith; belief in the Talmud. So when some gentiles got to uncover the Talmud, below is some of what they found.  (No wonder, may the Lord of Power divert us humans from such beliefs, PEACE !)

Source from an email

Why 9/11? from Daniel McGowan on Vimeo.

Quotes from TALMUD
The Satanic Book for JEWS

6. Yebhamoth 11b
"Sexual intercourse with a little girl is permitted if she is three years of age."
7. Schabouth Hag. 6d
"Jews may swear falsely by use of subterfuge wording."

12. Szaaloth-Utszabot, The Book of Jore Dia 17
"A Jew should and must make a false oath when the Goyim (non Jews) asks if our books contain anything against them."

13. Baba Necia 114, 6
"The Jews are human beings, but the nations of the world are not human beings but beasts."

14. Nidrasch Talpioth, p. 225
"Jehovah created the non-Jew in human form so that the Jew would not have to be served by beasts. The non-Jew is consequently an animal in human form, and condemned to serve the Jew day and night.

15. Aboda Sarah 37a
"A Gentile girl who is three years old can be violated."

16. Gad. Shas. 2:2
"A Jew may violate but not marry a non-Jewish girl."


58. Jews May Lie to Non-Jews Baba Kamma 113a
Jews may use lies ("subterfuges" ) to circumvent a Gentile.
** CLICK (Tidbits From The Talmud)


QUOTES 'WITH ATTITUDE' FROM JEWISH TALMUD

In case you don't know anything about this holy of holy manuscript, its history, and what can be found within in it, keep reading.
It is said Jewish Scribes received the Talmud partly as a collection of traditions given to them from Moses in oral form.

This very brief study and its authenticated references are based on the Jewish-authorized Babylonian Talmud.

Presented herein is irrefutable documentation in the hope of helping liberate all people,including Jewish people, from the corrosive delusions and racism of this Talmudic hate literature, which is the manual of Orthodox and Hasidic Jews the world over.

The implementation by Jewish supremacists of Talmudic hate literature has caused untold suffering throughout history and now, in occupied Palestine, it is used as a justification for the mass murder of Palestinian civilians. The Talmud specifically defines all who are not Jews as non-human animals.

SOME TEACHINGS OF THE JEWISH TALMUD
Where a jew should do evil : Moed Kattan 17a
If a Jew is tempted to do evil he should go to a city where he is not known and do the evil there.

Penalty for Disobeying Rabbis : Erubin 21b
Whosoever disobeys the rabbis deserves death and will be punished by being boiled in hot excrement in hell.

Hitting a Jew is the same as hitting God : Sanhedrin 58b
If a heathen (gentile) hits a Jew, the gentile must be killed.

O.K. to Cheat Non-Jews : Sanhedrin 57a
A Jew need not pay a gentile the wages owed him for work.

Jews Have Superior Legal Status : Baba Kamma 37b
If an ox of an Israelite gores an ox of a Canaanite there is no liability; but if an ox of a Canaanite gores an ox of an Israelite... the payment is to be in full.

Jews May Steal from Non-Jews : Baba Mezia 24a
If a Jew finds an object lost by a gentile ("heathen") it does not have to be returned.

 Jews May Rob and Kill Non-Jews : Sanhedrin 57a
When a Jew murders a gentile, there will be no death penalty.

What a Jew steals from a gentile he may keep : Baba Kamma 37b
The gentiles are outside the protection of the law and God has "exposed their money to Israel."

Jews May Lie to Non-Jews : Baba Kamma 113a
Jews may use lies ("subterfuges" ) to circumvent a Gentile.

Non-Jewish Children are Sub-Human : Yebamoth 98a
All gentile children are animals.

THERE ARE MORE....
Abodah Zarah 36b : Gentile girls are in a state of niddah (filth) from birth.

Abodah Zarah 22a-22b : Gentiles prefer sex with cows.

Yebamoth 63a : Declares that agriculture is the lowest of occupations.

Yebamoth 59b : A woman who had intercourse with a beast is eligible to marry a Jewish priest. A woman who has sex with a demon is also eligible to marry a Jewish priest.

Hagigah 27a : States that no rabbi can ever go to hell.

Baba Mezia 59b : A rabbi debates God and defeats Him. God admits the rabbi won the debate.

Gittin 70a : On coming from a privy (outdoor toilet) a man should not have sexual intercourse till he has waited long enough to walk half a mile, because the demon of the privy is with him for that time; if he does, his children will be epileptic.

Menahoth 43b-44a : A Jewish man is obligated to say the following prayer every day: "Thank you God for not making me a gentile, a woman or a slave."

WHAT JEWISH SCHOLARS ARE SAYING:
Rabbi Meir Kahane, told CBS News that his teaching that Arabs are "dogs" is derived "from the Talmud." (CBS 60 Minutes, "Kahane").

University of Jerusalem Prof. Ehud Sprinzak described Kahane and Goldstein's philosophy: "They believe it's God's will that they commit violence against goyim," a Hebrew term for non-Jews. (NY Daily News, Feb. 26, 1994, p. 5).

Rabbi Yitzhak Ginsburg declared, "We have to recognize that Jewish blood and the blood of a goy are not the same thing." (NY Times, June 6, 1989, p.5).

Rabbi Yaacov Perrin said, "One million Arabs are not worth a Jewish fingernail." (NY Daily News, Feb. 28, 1994, p.6)
CLICK (Extracts from the Tilmud)

About HITLER


WHY 911?
If you are interested to know some more about "Why 911?", do search YOUTUBE with the search string "The Secret Rulers of the World". There are 29 video parts, each lasting about 10 minutes in length. Here is the first part, "The Secret Rulers of the World - Present & Past part 1 of 29"(click)
 

Monday, August 8, 2011

Memakan harta anak yatim dan orang susah - Agama apa ini?

Susulan dari ribut peristiwa serbuan JAIS yang sedang hangat diperkatakan kini. Yang menarik untuk dilihat berikutan dengan peristiwa ini, bagi saya adalah:-

1. PAS dan Hassan Ali.

Tidak ingin mengulas dengan lebih lanjut, cukup sekadar mengatakan bahawa PAS terus menerus membogelkan dirinya yang kononnya memperjuangkan agama. Agama apa? Penganut Agama Setan?

2. "Kristian" semakin naik kepala.
Ditulis "kristian" kerana ianya merujuk kepada segolongan yang kononnya beragama kristian, yang sedang diperkudakan oleh DAP. Ini politik, bukan agama kristian dan penganut-penganut agama kristian yang kita kenal.
Mengambil kesempatan terhadap kerajaan yang lemah dan sentiasa melutut, dari isu "Allah" berlanjutan pula ke isu "al-kitab", kini mereka semakin bertambah ghairah mencabar. Nak jadikan "gereja" mereka sebagai "sanctuary" pula?. Sila baca artikel PURE SHIITE yang dipetik oleh LISTED!!! (KLIK DI SINI)
(AJARAN AGAMA KRISTIAN atau AJARAN DAP NI?)

Tetapi yang paling menarik di sini adalah artikel dari GERAKAN ANTI-PKR dan WAKE UP! yang juga dipetik oleh LISTED!!! (KLIK DI SINI).

Apa yang menarik?
  • Jumlah kutipan zakat di Semenanjung (tidak termasuk negeri Melaka & Negeri Sembilan?) melebihi RM1 billion pada tahun 2009. Bagaimana pula tahun 2010? Baca petikan ini kenapa orang "TERPAKSA" menjadi murtad?
  • Kemana perginya? 80% FISABILILLAH..... (betul ke diejanya ni?) Ke Bisa bayar BIL lah? Sebat bukannya sabil? Baca artikel Apocryphalist yang diterbitkan oleh WAKE UP!
 
RM800 juta lebih untuk BISA BIL (@ sebat) LA..?


BTW, dengan yang ini pun nak juga lemah lutut lagi ke?


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