Election is near?

eeeeeiiiSETAN !!!

Bukan di Selatan, bukan negara Afghanistan, ataupun Turmenistan, maupun Turkistan. Tidak juga Baluchistan ataupun Pakistan. Bukan Belantan, jauh sekali Santan kelapa. NO! NO! NO! Tidak sama sekali Kelantan.

Tapi rakyatnya perlukan bantuan anda untuk mereka dapat memilih dengan baik. Parti manakah yang patut mereka undi?

NAK PANGKAH PARTI MANA YE NANTI??

Parti POrK kah?

Parti Orang Kominis

ATAU

Parti Liberal Li-baghal BDSM kah?

Belakang Depan Semua Masyukk

ATAU

PAKT kah?

Parti Asyik Kena Tunggang

(mabuk TakeBeer !!)

ATAU

Parti BiNawe AB&40P kah?

AliBaba & 40Penyamun

Satuuuuuu!!!

Dilema pengundi Melayu atas pagar...

An extract.....

Pado pendapat sey, kok sekarang maso kurang kuaso pun Pas bulih gadai agamo, permainankan namo Allah & nabi...apo sangatlah dengan duit cukai rakyat...harta negara...dan kedaulatan negara akan datang. Pasti sumo pun akan ranap di bawah Pas.

read more at PANEH MIANG

PENGUNDI "DAP"

Meet the "Secret weapon" and the "Closet fan"

Only people like Commander Thaya and Malaysiakini and their political masters want us to believe that that is the case, because it would be to their advantage if people are gullible enough to believe so.

Find out more from ROCKY'S BRU, click HERE...

Want to have a look at "energy" instead of tak habis-habis politiking?

'Lynas' thorium can generate RM4 trillion in energy

Read more at GERAKAN ANTI PKR

And a commentator provided this link:-

Thorium Molten Salt Reactor covered in Wall Street Journal

One of the main inventors of the Thorium Molten Salt Reactor, Alvin Weinberg, knew that they were superior to the solid fueled reactors and pushed for their acceptance. He eventually lost his job for making too much noise about it when the politics of the time were more about arms than climate change. Weinberg was ahead of his time. He also designed the Light Water Reactor, currently the most popular reactors, which he himself turned against.

Now considered a fourth generation technology the Thorium Molten Salt Reactor shows the most promise as a nuclear energy design precisely because they solve the problems that made the older nuclear power plant designs unpopular.

Blame it on UMNO !!!

The Malaysian View Restaurant - No Politic, No Cable

When it is all about money, power, seksualiti merdeka they decided to join DAP :-

A group of 40 year old buddies discussed where they should meet for dinner.  Finally it was agreed  that they should meet at the Malaysian View restaurant  because the waitresses there had low cut blouses and were very young.

Then they came to appreciate better things, so they joined PKR:-

Ten years later at 50 years of age, the group once again discussed where they  should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the  Malaysian View restaurant because the food there was better than most places and  the "kopi" selection was extensive.

Alas! They realised the true value of peace, harmony and serenity. This is life is all about,  they should have joined UMNO much much earlier:-

Ten years later at 60 years of age, the group once again discussed where they  should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Malaysian View restaurant because they could eat there in peace and quiet and  the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.

(Rombongan MERDEKA)

Finally they became fed up with things being overly politicised. Every damn thing seems to. They despised politicians and became apolitical:-

Ten years later, at 70 years of age, the group once again discussed where  they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at  the Malaysian View restaurant because the restaurant was wheel chair accessible  and they even had an elevator (thanks to the caring government).

(THE DISABLED - No Politic, No "Cable")

Their thinking became hay-wired, yet crystallized. They thought that they were the only ones who are always right and therefore must govern, so they joined PAS:-

Ten years later, at 80 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at  the Malaysian View restaurant because they had never ever been there before!'

Apa Pas buat  semua betul ... tak boleh ditegur !

  jahanamlah kamu

(AL-JAMA'AH)

Benar-benar "Independent"? Tulus Mulus?

Sebuah artikel dari PAPAGOMO, buat bacaan serta renungan (sila klik tajuk di bawah):-

Rakyat Hakim Negara Buktikan Mahkamah Hanya Perkakas Anwar Ibrahim

Anwar : Najib, Karipap takde ke?
Najib: Karipap Cifut nak ke?

Serta juga artikel dari GELOMBANG WANGSA MAJU berikut ini, buat renungan:-

Sistem Kehakiman Bakal Menjadi SISTEM KANGAROO! ... LIWAT Anwar CUKUP BERBISA!

Do not learn English from Math & Science

THE IMPORTANCE OF GOOD MANNER GRAMMAR

CARA-CARA...MENUJU PUTRAJAYA ! <klik>

On his birthday, a PunaiKianRuntuh Boss got a gift certificate from his PuakAjaranSongsang wife.

The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby kuil <klik> who was rumoured to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction** (which also means Punai or Parti Kian Runtuh**)

After being persuaded, he flew to the kuil, handed his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.

The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned,

”This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3.' "

When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want."

The man was encouraged. As he walked away and thinking of his own agenda after having "done with" his PuakAjaranSongsang wife, he turned and asked the old man,

"How do I stop the medicine from working?"

"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" the old man responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

 

He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.

When she came in, he took off his clothes and said,

"1-2-3..!!"

 Immediately, he was the manliest of men.

His wife was excited and began throwing off her serban clothes and then she asked,

"What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle. Learn your English from English lesson, not from PPSMI! <klik>

Where is Ali ?

Once Lee Kim Sang (LKS) went to a school to interact with the children there.

After a brief talk he asked if anyone had any questions. One boy raised his hand.

LKS: "What's your name?"

Boy : "ALI IBRAHIM"

LKS: "What are your questions"?

Ali : "I've 3 questions..."

1. Were you involved in the 13th May tragedy?
2. Why can't you be Malaysian instead of fighting to death to remain as chinese?
3. Why does Kapla Singh & the Demo Aksi Party not support Najee against corruption?

LKS: "You are an intelligent student Ali."

Just then the recess bell rang.

LKS: "Oh students, we will continue after the recess is over".

After the recess...

LKS: "Ok children where were we? So, anybody wants to ask a question"?

Sam Veloo raises his hand.

LKS: "What's your name"?

Sam: "I'm Sam Veloo and I've 5 questions..."

1. Were you involved in the 13th May tragedy?
2. Why can't you be Malaysian instead of fighting to death to remain as chinese?
3. Why does Kapla Singh & the Demo Aksi Party not support Najee against corruption?
4. Why did the recess bell ring 20 mins before the time?
5. WHERE IS ALI ???!!

Politician, who last time came from India...

Stuffed Indian Politician

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

 an UMNO's roti PAU :

$ 8.00
  

PKR's man, missing from the Punai's Pulai's congress :

$ 10.00
 

 Fried Ostad PAS sExplorer : 

$ 12.50
 

Grilled Perak's DAP assemblyman :

$ 100.00
 

Stuffed DAPig's Malaysian Indian Politician : $ 200.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 

"Why such a high price for the Indian politician?"

The cook replied,....

"have you ever tried to clean one? They're so......

full of shit

..... it takes all morning"

It’s a confused nation we live in... (India vs Malaysia)

India is where a policeman kills a leopard that is actually attacking a villager, and instead of being felicitated he is booked for the crime of saving a human being at the insistence of some Wildlife Organisations.

Malaysia is where PDRM serves "beryani gam" to rioters instead of shoving them to serve one night in jail for creating unrests at the insistence of some (unlawful & some registered) organisations.

India is where Rice is Rs.40/- per kg and SIM Card is free... 

Malaysia is where ordinary citizen gets a high interest but small housing loan to own a house which housing project later got abandoned and VIP gets an easy, soft but VERY high loan to start cows breeding project which project progress trails miserably behind super luxurious condo purchase.

India is where a pizza you have ordered reaches home faster than an ambulance or police, even if you were being murdered or having a heart attack 

Malaysia is where  the laws such as ISA, EO, OSA will get abolished faster than nation unrests when certain quarters violate the Rukun and Perlembagaan Negara.   

India is where a millionaire buys a cricket team, spending crores instead of donating the money to any charity. Where two IPL teams were auctioned at 3300 crores, yet still a poor country where people starve for two square meals per day. 

Malaysia is where  an ailing national air carrier merrily sponsors a low ranking English soccer team instead of minding the well-being of its sorry-state financial status.

India is where everybody wants to be famous, not by doing good for others, but by looting others and finally getting their names in the newspapers through some scam or other!

Malaysia is where the same can be observed too. May not be everybody but limited to the "4th Floor Boys" and "geng-geng yang sewaktu dengannya".

(Pemilihan "PERWAKILAN" juga termasuk pemilihan ketua-ketua GLC, para direktor dan lain-lain)

India is where...

 and Malaysia is where the roof of a stadium collapsed in faster time than its drawing board planning stage?

Care to comment more....?

Coalition Gomen

THE QUESTION IS

WHO IS DOING WHAT TO WHOM....

* Note : PAKATAN (PR) is still a loose arrangement, not yet a registered coalition..

Con-Sultans and Con-tr-Actors...

How "Con"-tr-Actors work !..

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken front door at the PWTC Kuala Lumpur. One "Bumiputra" contractor from Kelantan, another from Penang ("Malaysian-Malaysia" type) and the third, from Selangor ("1-Malaysia" type).

They all go to PWTC office to examine the door.

NEARBY THE ENTRANCE OF "DEWAN MERDEKA", PWTC

This picture lies 1001 secrets, click HERE to read more

Click HERE to know what SECRET really is

 

The Kelantan "Bumiputra" contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.

"Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about RM900. (RM400 for materials, RM400 for my team and RM100 profit for me)".

(The "Bumiputra" contractor was seen  in the above group before leaving to KL to bid for the PWTC's job)

  

The Penang "Malaysian Malaysia" contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says,

"I can do this job for RM700. (RM300 for materials, RM300 for my team and RM100 profit for me)".

  

(The "Penang Mali" kontraktor was seen at this fuction before the PWTC's bidding, click HERE)

The Selangor "1-Malaysia" contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the PWTC official and whispers,

"RM2,700."

(eekk!! the "1-Malaysia" one company's logo can be seen above? The man is one of the "actors" above?)

The official, outraged says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The Selangor "1-Malaysia" contractor whispers back,

"RM1000 for me, RM1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Penang to fix the door."

(3 LAWAN 1 - AKAN TERJUAL KAH NEGARA?)

"Done!" replies the PWTC official.

Why Gaddafi Must Die

Credit to Matthias Chang - Future Fast Forward. Youtube Video obtained from HERE.

Candidate For Our Government

Young Najib, moved to Dungun and bought a Donkey from a farmer for RM100.00.

The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.'

Najib replied,
'Well, then just give me my money back.'

The farmer said,
'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'

Najib said,
'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

The farmer asked,
'What ya gonna do with him?

Najib said,
'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said,
'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'

Najib said,
'Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with Najib and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'

Najib said,
'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two ringgit a piece and made a profit of $898.00.'

The farmer said,
'Didn't anyone complain?'

Najib said,
'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'

Najib now works for the government.

What It Looks Like, What It Doesn't...

SORRY ....

(WHAT ANWAR WON'T LOOK LIKE)

TIRED...

(WHAT THE AVERAGE ORDINARY RAKYATS LOOK LIKE)

BAD SPELLING !

(BAHASA KEBANGSAAN WITH VERNACULAR SCHOOL GRADUATES)

INTIMACY

(WHAT UMNO AND PAS WONT LOOK LIKE..at least not for the time being)

COURAGE

(Certainly NOT OUR LEADER)

GOOD GRIEF !!!

(pray hard so that IT WONT BE THIS COUNTRY)

TAX DOLLARS

(The police car WAS NOT the Parliament? The policemen WERE NOT our POLITICIANS??.. thought they were.....hmmm..)

I CAN'T WAIT !!!

(KJ)

IMPATIENCE

(DAP - SOON AFTER TASTING VICTORY)

HELPING HAND

(SELF EXPLANATORY)

COLD.....

(KDN MINISTER'S NEXT ASSIGNMENT IN SOUTH POLE)

BAD MOOD !

(ME, YOU AND MANY OF US)