Showing posts with label sexism. Show all posts
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Saturday, October 13, 2012
Battle of Sexes 27 : Don't copy if you can't paste
A famous inspirational speaker said:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added:
"she was my mother"
A big round of applause & laughter!
A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home. After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker. By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!
Moral:
Saturday, September 22, 2012
Battle of Sexes 26 - How Girls turn Guys down..
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I’d like to have some pleasure too !
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share !
SHE: I must have been given your share !
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I’m having a headache this weekend !
HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
SHE: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don’t you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I’ve already seen it!
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down..
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
Saturday, April 7, 2012
Saturday, March 17, 2012
Sunday, February 19, 2012
Battle of Sexes 23 - All begin with MEN
Men !
Understand these !!!
Sincerely,
Women
Women! They are listening.....
Listening hard to understand...........
message leaked by men
Friday, February 17, 2012
Battle of Sexes 22 - A Lebaitender & China Doll
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural 'takebeer' pub. She gestured alluringly to the lebai-bartender who approached her immediately.
She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
'Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
'Actually, no,' he replied.
'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender.. 'Is there anything I can do?'
'Yes. I need you to give him a message,' she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say.
'Tell him, There's no toilet paper, hand soap or paper towels in the ladies room.'
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