Showing posts with label Con. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Con. Show all posts

Thursday, July 10, 2014

TalentCon'setan


"Essentially, what TalentCorp is is a world tour holiday package for the “advisors” parked in the Prime Minister’s Office.
TalentCorp is a bloody con!
And while the PM’s pets nibble on croissant in the venues above, the poor or homeless rakyat can visit soup kitchens.
Or keep clam and eat kangkung."



Read the whole story by HELEN ANG

Did anyone say Soup Kitchen?



All the Najib administration screw-ups – the NUCC loose cannons as the most recent example – only serve to renew the “who’s the new PM” speculation because Najib’s popularity is plummeting, is it not?
He is letting the opposition pijak kepala the establishment and his own appointees such as Saifuddin Abdullah are raising hackles within the pro-government camp.

The public must demand TalentCorp show us their results

and more HERE

Monday, July 18, 2011

Gomen "Con"Sultan

(PunahSihat MRT Sdn. Bhd.)

Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt.

The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie, gets out and asks the Shepherd: If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?"

The shepherd looks at the young man, and then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies: "Okay."

The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, enters a NASA Webster, scans the Ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with logarithms and pivot tables, then prints out a 150 page report on his high-tech mini-printer.

He turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1,586 sheep here."

The shepherd cheers,"that's correct, you can have your sheep."

The young man makes his pick and puts it in the back of his Porsche.

The shepherd looks at him and asks:
"If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me?"

The young man answers, "Yes, why not".

The shepherd says, "You are an IT consultant, a con'sultan' working for the government ".

"How did you know?" asks the young man.

"Very simple," answers the shepherd. "First, you came here without being called. Second, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew, and third, you don't understand anything about my business...

Now can I have my KALDAI back?"

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Money Versus Moral - Con Man Caught On Camera

Please be careful. It can happen to you too.

This one happened in Johor at a petrol station. The face, the car registration number, THE ACT, all recorded by CCTV. Pass it around.


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