Showing posts with label Sharing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sharing. Show all posts
Monday, May 11, 2015
Monday, October 20, 2014
Monday, June 2, 2014
If You Thought This Place Is Yours
Watch this video. After finished watching it, imagine it was "Malaysia", instead of "This Planet".. maybe we are can be more "Malaysian", with one nation, one race, one language.. "SATU BANGSA, SATU NEGARA, SATU BAHASA".
If you are Malaysians, truly Malaysians, start to teach your children to speak Bahasa Malaysia, followed by English... start with this simple step so that one day each Malaysian will UNDERSTAND each other before they can start tolerating and accepting each other... BE A MALAYSIAN!!! A TRUE MALAYSIAN!!
Saturday, December 14, 2013
PIGS
Joel Osteen Ministries teaches Christians about PIG, PORK, HAM, BACON, PAPARONI and the health issues..
Friday, August 30, 2013
Saturday, August 3, 2013
Thursday, June 27, 2013
Monday, May 6, 2013
In the name of democracy, let us all UNITE !
SATU BANGSA, SATU NEGARA, SATU BAHASA
DAN SATU SEKOLAH UNTUK SEMUA !!!!!!
Bukan satu negara tetapi pelbagai bahasa (kita ada Perkara 152 dan Akta Bahasa Kebangsaan)...
..bukan juga satu negara tetapi pelbagai bangsa. (Malaysia, seperti negara-negara lain di dunia juga, walaupun pelbagai etnik, setiap satunya hanya SATU bangsa).
Kita bersatu di atas SATU platform yang sama, Satu Bangsa, Satu Negara, SATU BAHASA !!!!
Raja Bogel & Sotong Lembik
HELLO!!
Kempen SSS has been years now
How are you..
Sunday, April 7, 2013
Oh my english..
DATE/TIME: SUNDAY MORNING
PLACE: CHURCH
OCCASION: PRAYERS FOR THE NEEDY
PREACHER: Anyone with 'special needs', please come forward to the front of the altar.
JOHNNY: I have special needs.
PREACHER: Johnny, what do you want me to pray for you?
JOHNNY: Preacher, I need some help with my hearing.
The preacher put one of his fingers in Johnny's ear, then he took his other hand and placed it on top of Johnny's head and then he prayed and prayed. Eventually the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.
After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands and stood back.
PREACHER: Johnny, how is your hearing now?
JOHNNY: I don't know. My hearing is on Monday in the Local Court.
Friday, March 1, 2013
Thursday, February 28, 2013
Untuk sebaran am
And do watch this video, "A letter from Mum and Dad"
Previously
Dari FB hari ini...
1) Penculikan
2) Scam
Saturday, February 9, 2013
Business (...and a little bit of gurau-gurau politics)
Now.. gurau-gurau politics sikit.....
Can't help it.. but to make this video as a little collection here... hahaha.. jangan marah ye?
More HERE... thanks TUKANG DOK PEGHATI !!!
Is there a "Hitler angry video" for THIS ONE? thanks PISTOL NAKAL !!!
"His obsession with becoming Prime Minister will drive him to create an “Arab Spring” so that his ambition would become a reality. To him, it does not matter if the country is destabilised and regresses economically as long as he gets to be Prime Minister."
Thursday, January 31, 2013
Sunday, October 21, 2012
Why Kempen SSS did what they did? - Language Barrier
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Language Barrier
This went around sometime ago, but have a laugh anyway!
HOW THE CHINESE STAY PUT IN ITALY
About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Chinese had to leave Italy. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Chinese community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Chinese community. If the Chinese win, they could stay. If the Pope wins, the Chinese would have to leave.
The Chinese realized that they had no other choice. So they picked an old man named Ah Pek to represent them.
As Ah Pek was not conversant in Italian language, he asked for one condition to be added to the debate.
'To be fair', he said, 'neither side would be allowed to talk'. The Pope agreed.
On the day of the big debate, Ah Pek and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute. Then the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. Ah Pek looked back at him and raised one finger.
The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Ah Pek pointed to the ground at where he sat.
The Pope pulled out a loaf and a glass of wine. Ah Pek pulled out an apple.
The Pope stood up and said: 'I give up. This man is too good in religious knowledge. The Chinese can stay.'
An hour later, the cardinals were all around the Pope asking him what happened.
The Pope said, 'First I held up three fingers to represent the holy trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there was still one God common to both our religions.
Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground and showing that God was also right here with us.
I pulled out the wine and loaf to show that God absolves all sin. He showed me an apple to remind us of the original sin.
He had an answer for everything. What could I do??'
Meanwhile, the Chinese community also crowded around Ah Pek and asked him what's happened in the debate.
'Well', said Ah Pek. 'First he indicated to me that all Chinese had 3 days to get out of here. I raised my third finger and asked him to f*@k off, and that none of us was leaving.
Then he pointed that this whole city would be cleared of Chinese. I showed him that we are staying right here.'
'Yes, and then???' asked the crowd.
'I don't know', said Ah Pek, 'He took out his lunch, and I took out mine.'
Read recent postings by KEMPEN SSS, here... lagi-lagi BAPAK VERNAKULAR !!
Saturday, October 13, 2012
Battle of Sexes 27 : Don't copy if you can't paste
A famous inspirational speaker said:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added:
"she was my mother"
A big round of applause & laughter!
A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home. After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker. By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!
Moral:
Sunday, September 23, 2012
Saturday, September 22, 2012
Battle of Sexes 26 - How Girls turn Guys down..
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I’d like to have some pleasure too !
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share !
SHE: I must have been given your share !
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I’m having a headache this weekend !
HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
SHE: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don’t you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I’ve already seen it!
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down..
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
Saturday, September 15, 2012
Saturday, September 8, 2012
Sunday, September 2, 2012
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