Showing posts with label Language. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Language. Show all posts

Saturday, August 27, 2011

The Rest Is History!


A toast to India's 'refined' English Language

Relax Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport-size photograph of his son for college admission.

Accidentally, the photograph dropped from his pocket.

He started searching for it frantically and found it on the floor below the ends of a woman's saree.

He asked her, "Can you lift your saree? I wanna take photograph". ...

THE REST IS HISTORY....


He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital. He was suprised to see Jaswan Singh on the next bed to him in a worse condition.

Jaswan explained what happened to him.

He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus.

He couldn't find any hotel nearby.

So he approached a nearby house and asked the owner whether he can stay there for a night.

The owner replied "I have 2 grown-up daughters. Sorry, you can't stay here."

Then he approached the next house and asked the owner whether he can stay there for a night.

The owner too replied "I have 3 grown-up daughters. Sorry you can't stay here."

So he went to the next house and asked "Do you have grown-up daughters?"

The owner asked "Why?" and Jaswan replied,"I want to stay for a night."

THE REST IS HISTORY... boommmmm..!! !




The moral of the story is :

WORDS GET YOU INTO DEEP TROUBLE IF YOU DON'T USE THEM CORRECTLY...

Friday, July 15, 2011

Maybe This Is Why....

Maybe this is why our PM Najib is so fond with chinese language....


Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Language Can Be Translated...

Languages can be translated, but it does not guarantee understanding... 1-Malaysia-Many-Languages.. anyone?

Common language helps UNDERSTANDING....

UNDERSTANDING leads to ACCEPTANCE...
Then our dream of "SATU BANGSA, SATU NEGARA, SATU BAHASA" will become a reality.

Begin with BAHASA KEBANGSAAN, one COMMON LANGUAGE... (certainly not 1-Malaysia-Pelbagai Bahasa)

When it comes to advertising, we've come a long way, baby. All of these marketing slogans and brand names were perfectly fine... in English. However, once they were translated into other languages they took on hilarious new meanings!

KFC



When American fast food giant Kentucky Fried Chicken opened their first restaurant in Beijing in 1987, they accidentally translated KFC's famous slogan, “Finger-lickin' good” to “We'll Eat Your Fingers Off!” in Chinese.
(Link | Photo)


Coors



U.S. beer-making giant Coors apparently thought their slogan, “Turn it loose!” would translate to Spanish just fine. Unfortunately, “Turn it Loose” came out, “Suffer from Diarrhea” instead.

Frankly, if you've ever had Coors... this slogan isn't too far off the mark.
(Link | Photo)


Clairol



In 2006, hair care company Clairol introduced a curling iron called the Mist Stick, which did very well in U.S. markets. When the company marketed the product in Germany, however, they failed to realize that “mist” means “manure” in German. Oddly enough, the “Manure Stick” didn't sell so well in Germany.
(Link | Photo)


Milk


The American Dairy Association was so successful with its "Got Milk?" campaign, that they decided to extend the ads to Mexico. Unfortunately, the Spanish translation is "Are you lactating?"

Kind of a personal question, we think!

(Link | Photo)


Pepsi



Pepsi's slogan “We bring you back to life” caused a bit of panic in China, where they read it as, “We bring your ancestors back from the grave.”

(Link | Photo)



Puffs



Puffs brand tissues are quite popular in the U.S. A., however, their quest for global marketing ran into a few snags due to their name. In Germany, "Puff" is a colloquial term for a whorehouse. In England, a similar word,“Pouf,” is an offensive term for homosexual.
(Link | Photo)


Ford Pinto



The Ford Motor Company introduced the subcompact Pinto in 1971. The company couldn't understand why they weren't selling more cars in Brazil, until they learned that “Pinto” is Brazilian slang for “male genitals.”
(Link | Photo)


Braniff Airlines



In 1977 Braniff Airlines only meant to advertise the leather seats they'd installed in First Class, bheir slogan, “Fly in leather” translated for Spanish-speaking markets as, “Vuela en cuero,” which means “Fly naked.”

Let's hope they at least bring a towel to sit on!
(Link | Photo)


Parker Pens



When Parker Pen's famous slogan “It won't leak in your pocket and embarrass you” was translated into Spanish, it confused many Mexican consumers who read it as, “It won't leak in your pocket and make you pregnant.”
(Link | Via | Photo)


Coca-Cola



The Coca-Cola name in China was first read as "Ke-kou-ke- la," meaning "Bite the wax tadpole" or the equally hilarious, "female horse stuffed with wax," depending on the dialect. Coke then researched to find a phonetic equivalent "ko-kou-ko- le," translating into "happiness in the mouth."

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Malaysian's WMD

Dedicated to the Malaysian Authorities and "my name is wee"

(image edited from the original version, here, - courtesy of World Internet News)
It was the day after Malaysia's Independence Day. A thoughtful Tony Blair who had watched the celebrations on TV got onto the phone with his friend Bush:

"Malaysia!" shouted Blair.

"What about Malaysia?" asked a startled Bush.

"We English made a mistake George," said Blair, "I need to get Malaysia back as a colony!"

"You serious Tony?" asked a still more startled Bush.

"Yeah this is not the Malaya we let go some fifty years ago," said Blair, "this is a colony we would be proud to have now."

"So whatcha plannin' to do?" asked Bush.

"Why George what we did to Saddam. Attack them."

"You sayin' we? You not hoping I'm goin' to join you are you?"

"I helped you in Iraq George, you forgettin' or sometin'?"

"Yeah but we had an excuse there Tony, we were lookin' for weapons of mass destruction, you remember?"

"So we do the same thing here George. We tell the Malaysians to give up their weapons of mass destruction!"

"I don't know whether we are doing the right thing Tony, Malaysia is a democracy you know?"

"I LIED for you in Iraq George. Nearly lost the elections for you. I'm sure you could do this lil' favour for me.. With Malaysia back as my colony, we'll be back as a world power! Britain rules the world! You heard that phrase George?"

"I thought it was America who was doing the ruling Tony."

"We'll do the rulin' together George. You and me will be equal partners once I get my Malaysia back. Come on George talk to that Mahathir feller, tell him to give up his weapons of mass destruction, or else..!"

"Okay Tony since you insist. Can you call me back in five minutes."

"Shall I get my ships ready?"

"For what?" asked a surprised Bush.

"For war dammit," shouted Tony as he put the phone down and waited for Bush to talk to the Malaysian Prime Minister. He walked over to a little globe he had on his office table and circled Malaysia gleefully.

The phone rang and he ran to pick it up.

"Tony it is me," said George, "how many ships you got ready?"

"Aye aye sir, the Royal Navy is ready for action!" said Tony, standing at attention.

"You can send them to Malaysia," said Bush.

"To fight?" asked Blair happily.

"No to pick up their weapons of mass destruction."

"Whatcha talkin' about?" asked a confused Blair.

"Mahathir said you would know 'cause it is your people who made them," said Bush.

"What weapons of mass destruction?" whispered Blair uncertainly.

"Some of their politicians 政客  and MP 国会议员 " said Bush happily, "Mahathir said you could take them all back to where they belong, their ancestral lands. Your people brought them years ago to work but now they are wedging the Nation with their mother tongues and mother lands allegiance..!"

Edited from the original version, here, to suit the local climate.

(huh?! is that Weapon of Mass Destruction or wee meng dung err.. duh!?)



Friday, August 13, 2010

Malaysians (?) Who Don't Speak Bahasa Melayu or English


This issue was brought up following the news of attitude problems on the ongoing Population and Housing Census of Malaysia 2010:-
"...PUTRAJAYA, Aug 11 – Attitude problem among the public, especially the Chinese community, is the main challenge faced by the enumerators in the ongoing Population and Housing Census of Malaysia 2010, Chief Statistician and Census Commissioner Datuk Wan Ramlah Wan Abd Raof said today..."
Read HERE by BigDog and HERE by satD.

I did ask the census officials when they came to my house recently whether the report was true. They confirmed "the main challenge faced" as reported above.


A Malaysian who does not know his own Bahasa Kebangsaan? A great wonder! It is quite okay for a Malaysian not to be fluent in English (yet) but it is entirely and definitely NOT OKAY to claim being a Malaysian, but not fluent in Bahasa Melayu. And those who live here claiming to be Malaysians too, ought to treat the Bahasa Melayu as "your own tongue" and leave your mother tongue to your "mothers" whom by now were long in memoriam, rest in peace, in the faraway mother land. It isn't enough to just claim being a Malaysian. Are you a true Malaysian? Are you not making effort to be one?

Can someone who don't speak your mother tongue differentiate whether you are a foreign visitor (Halal) or a "Pendatang" (Haram) or a "Malaysian" (Fake) since all "sounded" about the same? "Look" also about the same? I think most can differentiate the visitors, but it is quite a challenge to differentiate between a "Pendatang" and a fake malaysian when the fake himself does not speak Bahasa Kebangsaan. A "Pendatang" is trying his luck here, but you who claim to be a Malaysian? What are trying to do? Why are you here? Why don't you go back to where your "mother tongue" belong? Why you get so agitated when labelled as "Pendatang"? It is all your own doing, is it not?

This issue of not being able to speak Bahasa Kebangsaan - we know that our borders are not all sealed up tight. There are humans traficking business going on all over the world. Has "Visa On Arrival (VOA)" anything to do in camouflaging the "Pendatang Haram" as "Halal" Visitors? Why there was no "deep thinking" before VOA was implemented? Why it seems the Ministry of Tourism is the supremo over KDN in this respect? KDN is chicken? No say on VOA? thus the country was flooded to a certain extent by illegal immigrants entering the border legally? At the end the day, VOA was scrapped not so long after being implemented. And to be replaced by VFS? Please, KDN! Have your say here. Study this thing in-depth. We dont know whether VFS will turn out to be good or bad. We know VOA was bad already. Don't just let the Tourism Ministry dictate over you and damage your NKRA. The border of this beloved country is entrusted in your hands KDN! Don't just play chicken!

So Mr. Prime Minister of Malaysia, can you now at least see the importance of having Bahasa Kebangsaan, not only for the reason of Unity (one common language is a cornerstone to unity), but also for security. Neglecting the Bahasa Kebangsaan is hazardous to the country's border and her citizens! So, before you get all excited with your Mandarin thingy, can you please first make sure all Malaysians are fluent in Bahasa Melayu and ensure that Bahasa Melayu sits at it proper place as accorded by the Constitution and Language Act? Take actions toward that - like only allowing the Bahasa Kebangsaan and English (as second language) in all public displays, advertisements, official businesses etc and make the Dewan Bahasa Pustaka as the respected Bahasa Melayu bearer in this world. The CIMB Chairman  said this:-
“CIMB firmly advanced meritocracy,” he said. “we consciously encouraged a multiracial environment. we banned the use of any language other than English and Bahasa Malaysia. we intervened to create multiracial teams. we encouraged a debate culture.”
You can do much better as the Prime Minister of this country, can't you?

For those who call themselves Malaysians, there is no excuse not to be fluent in Bahasa Melayu. It is in the Constitution! It is in The Language Act! If you are fluent, have some sense of politeness. Do not speak the language most people dont understand in public, here in Malaysia. Have some manners. It is "biadap" to behave this way in public, not only here, but elsewhere in other nations too.



and from M.I.M. - MCA & Gerakan Tidak Hormat Bahasa Melayu ?


Unless you are not Malaysian....

UPDATE
http://www.pisau.net/2010/08/komtaredar-risalah-tutup-pembohongan.html


    Wednesday, July 28, 2010

    Our Early Education System


    The other day, on the way to Tadika, my daughter was complaining; "Sakit perut! Sakit perut!" and she refused to get out from the car when we reached the Tadika. "Ok, let's send kakak to commuter station, first", and of course as expected, the "sakit perut" was gone.

    On the way back to the Tadika, again the "Sakit perut! Sakit perut!". In 'negotiating' with her along the way, I found out that "too much homework" was the real reason. She demanded me to tell the teacher not to give her homework in exchange for her to attend the Tadika that day. So, when we got there, I requested the teacher to try not to give much homework. And going-to-Tadika-business is to back to normal since then. Hopefully, I dont have to deal with this not-so-mysterious "sakit perut" too soon, next.


    We have just recently came back from holiday. My niece in U.K has a son, age 7, a year older than my daughter. My wife had the opportunity to visit the "equivalent to our sekolah rendah kebangsaan". There are six classes (equivalent to Standard 1 to Standard 6) of about 134 pupils in total. My niece's son is in "Standard 1". The teachers practically know the family of each pupil, who's who, where they live, what they do, etc.

    From the information I have got, my niece's son is being taught a lot on "speaking" (to nurture self-confidence) and reading/writing, little on mathematic and the rest is fun playing times. Children play, don't they?. The "confident mulut murai" son has only a lunch box to carry in his school bag and spends quite some time each day, playing at school.

    Remember Dr. M's 3M? Membaca, Menulis dan Mengira? Whatever happens to this 3M when a growing number of Malaysians don't even know to read and write in their own Bahasa Kebangsaan! The Bangladeshis and Pakistanis beat these "Malaysians" silly at their "home" ground when they can speak Bahasa Melayu in a month time compare to the so-called Malaysians who can't even speak properly since birth! The Malays who are still in need of "tongkat ekonomi" (so they accused) may just build huge business empires selling "Tongkat Bahasa Kebangsaan" to the so-called Malaysians!

    Now look at my daughter's school bag. There are books of Bahasa Melayu, Bahasa Inggeris, Bahasa Mandarin, Sivik/Ugama, Matematik, Computer, Music, Coloring and lunch box (Did I miss anything? Oh yes!.. plus homeworks some more). In U.K, we were looking for a kitty school bag with rollers (more of a trolley I supposed), but could not find one with rollers. All were without rollers. Why you need a trolley when you only have a lunch box to carry, not "tons of books"?! Wanna analyze this further? How about the later generation of Malaysians will be known as si Bongkok, because kecik-kecik lagi sudah kena latihan angkat berat? Or maybe Malaysia will sapu bersih gold medals in Olympic weight lifting, both in men and women categories.

    Najib's 1-Malaysia sounds weird when the first language in his blog is English. Bahasa Melayu only comes second and; Najib is promoting Mandarin, next was Tamil too, presumably after some protests. So when is he going to promote the languages of Singhalese, Punjabi, Siamese, Jawa, Kelate, Minang, Dayak, Dusun, Murut, Bajau, Negrito, Jakun etc? Bahasa Kebangsaan, that is Bahasa Melayu, seems to have less due attention from the government than Mandarin by the weird 1-Malaysia. Oh yes! Mandarin in Tadika and compulsory Mandarin in private schools too!. Zambry of Perak also made it compulsory for the MPs to learn Mandarin, I heard. Mandarin is the official language of China PRC, not even the mother tongues of many here who speaks Cantonese, Tionghua etc. When people unite speaking one language (Satu Bahasa, Satu Negara), Najib's 1-Malaysia promote different languages AND does not seem to give a damn toward Bahasa Kebangsaan. Is that not weird? My daughter may grow up and do business in Turkey. She does not have to learn Turkish now. If she ends up doing business with the China PRC, then she will learn Mandarin at the approriate time. At schooling age, she should 'burden' herself to be fluent in her own Bahasa Kebangsaan, just like the anak jati of British, Americans, French, Japan, Korean etc. She will take the "extra burden" to learn the second language, English. Malaysia is unique isn't it?, uniquely weird!

    Sometime ago, I searched for a dictionary add-on to my Mozilla Firefox. I found Bahasa Indonesia dictionary, but I did not see any Bahasa Melayu dictionary. I notice now there is Bahasa Melayu translation in some of the online translation tools. Try translating some paragraphs into to Bahasa Melayu and see what you get. I heard some non-English speaking countries are working with Microsoft to produce Windows in their very own fully fledged native/official language. When we will have a fully fledged Jendela 7? If Najib's 1-Malaysia is not that weird, not at least in the respect of Unity via One Official  common Language, I would have, by now, a decent and comprehensive Bahasa Melayu dictionary online. No more "alien" doing the Bahasa Melayu paragraphs translations on-line. DBP would have been a respected and the world's Pakar Rujuk Bahasa Melayu. Instead of one understand each other via common language, Najib's 1-Malaysia promotes further separation when one does not understand the language spoken by another one. Instead of channeling the tax payers money towards strenghtening the DBP, making it the world class organisation, Najib throws the money to Sekolah Vernakular, every now and then, especially when there is a by-election; sending the country further into disunity chaos. More and more do not understand each other simply by the different languages spoken. How to tolerate and accept each other when one don't even understand each other? One becoming more suspicious of another, adala! That is why I said, Najib's 1-Malaysia is weird in this respect.

    Tagore said, "To build a nation, build a school" where you produce rakyat jati diri from kecil lagi. Bukan jadi rakyat tak tahu bangsa, tak gheti bahasa! So Muhyiddin, prove that Malaysian have balls, not just timidly and apologetically succumbed to unreasonable demands from certain quarters. Pay VERY VERY VERY serious attention to the KEMPEN SATU SEKOLAH UNTUK SEMUA (SSS). Revisit our education policy, right from the kindergarten age till the university graduation age, make a MAJOR REVAMP as necessary, NOW!!!. Why now? read the last para herein.
    Click the image below and sign the petition!

    Speaking about money thrown to Sekolah Vernakular, I have relatives working as cikgus and cikgis. Almost every time there is some kind of look in their face when they came back late from schools. All kind of stories, go and find out from your own cikgus and cikgis, the Sekolah Kebangsaan ones. I think the cikgus and cikgis are overburden lots. Teaching is not the only work it seems. I remember one said that he teaches 3 different subjects at school. So  imagine, 3 different subjects, teaching Standard 5 pupils, there are Mawar, Cempaka, Baiduri classes with each class having more than 50 pupils. When semester ends, comes to the teacher-meet-parents stuff, he has to prepare 'report card' for each of his student. So there are about 150 pupils in Standard 5 and times the 3 different subjects he teaches. More than 450 report cards he has to prepare. Off and on he has to attend seminars, workshops, some out of school duties as directed by the Pejabat Pelajaran, prepare reports to the Pejabat Pelajaran, more reports if he is also a Guru Disiplin, etc.  And remember he also has to prepare teaching materials to teach! Next time when you go to a stationery shops or stationery section of a pasaraya, look at the gadgets they sell to assist these poor cikgus and cikgis. You will find 'custom made' rubber stamps of various kinds, 'STAR' symbols, 'BAGUS', 'DI PERIKSA OLEH', 'PERLU USAHA LAGI' and many more. It is neat to stamp 'BAGUS' rather than  having to hand-write it more than 400 times at each given time!  I thought the naughty pupils will be punished to write "Saya tak buat lagi" 100 times on the blackboard. Nowadays the cikgus and cikgis pula nakal, voluntarily punished to hand-write more than 400 times! So when Najib throws around the tax-payer money to sekolah vernakular, why not hand out the equal amount of burdens to the cikgus and cikgis of sekolah vernakular whenever there is a call of duty from the Pejabat Pelajaran? Since they shout for equal treatment, hand them the equal treatment from and subject them to the Pejabat Pelajaran  as well! Muhyidin, any comment?

    Well! after all being written here, one may shout, "You yourself is writing this blog in English, not Bahasa Melayu. A weirdo calling others a weird, eh?" He..he..he... my niece's son knows this blog and at the age of 7, he is fluent in the Bahasa Kebangsaan of Britain, the country where he lives for the moment. Even though he has different language as mother tongue, unlike Malaysia, the British dont make it compulsory to learn foreign mother tongue in their soil. They make sure that you are fluent, both in speaking and writing, U.K. English, the National/Official Language of the country. My niece's family and friends don't go around everywhere and every second of the day speaking mother tongue in U.K. But Malaysia? Very weirdly unique, isn't it? I admit, the "mulut-murai" son will not read this if it was written in Bahasa Melayu, shame on me for not having a word with my niece to have her son fluent in Bahasa Melayu ! Btw, are you fluent enough in Bahasa Melayu to read the whole article fully in Bahasa Melayu?, or are you not Malaysian?

    Not all of the chiildren want to grow up to become Si Bongkok, the weight lifter, who only mingle with their own kind because the other kind do not speak the same language as they do. They are suspicious lot, who are quite blur with their BANGSA, and TAK GHETI BAHASA too. They are more or less, robots, designed to produce 'A ++++' in each exam paper but have not a single knowledge and skill to cook a 3-minutes maggi noodles. 


    Where the heck are my soccer stars?
    They are all in tuition class after school, Sir! and we have not finished with our homeworks yet!

    Remember, children PLAY and mingle. That's what they do.

    Now who robs the children of their God-given right time to play? PM and Menteri Pelajaran with our early education system? While the children are being driven to the wall to worship scoring as many "As" in as many subjects as possible, the adult worship money at all cost (to achieve high income earners in recent belanjawan, or shall I say bajet?). Very unique recipe of 1-Malaysia, huh?!

    The last para - Our education system, littered with mafias, becomes more like falsampah pendidikan negara, burdened with its vernacular issues, paper chase mentality etc let alone to be anywhere near to falsafah pendidikan global. Not enough with textbooks mafias, now they are talking to privatise government exams, adding more sampah?. Read OutSyed The Box, here.  

    Friday, June 4, 2010

    Bahasa Jiwa Bangsa


    Bahasa adalah merupakan salah satu alat utama perpaduan. DS Najib dalam kempen 1Malaysia mengatakan toleransi sahaja tidak mencukupi, kena sampai ke tahap penerimaan, barulah kita dapat mencapai perpaduan yang erat di kalangan kita. 

    Memang betul kerana tolenrasi lebih bersifat "give and take" dan nampaknya ada elemen "terpaksa" di dalamnya. "Penerimaan" pula nampaknya lebih kepada"reda", "tanpa syarat", "ikhlas" dan lebih tinggi nilainya.

    Tetapi tidakkah DS Najib terfikir yang kita semua perlu dahulu untuk "Memahami" sebelum kita dapat "Bertoleransi"? Sesudah itu barulah kita dapat menghayati apa itu "Penerimaan". Manakan boleh kita nak "bertoleransi" sedangkan kita tidak "memahami"? Agaknya, inilah salah satunya yang membuatkan orangramai masih belum begitu memahami tentang apa yang cuba diketengahkan oleh 1Malaysia.

    Bagaimana pula kita hendak "memahami" sesama sendiri sedangkan kita bercakap bahasa-bahasa yang berlainan? Sudah-sudahlah berkempen bahasa negara China Komunis, iaitu Mandarin tu. Pastikan semua yang bergelar warganegara Malaysia benar-benar fasih bahasa kebangsaan sendiri, kemudian diikuti dengan Bahasa Inggeris (Bahasa Kedua) sebelum hendak berkempen bahasa-bahasa asing yang di bumi ini.

    Bukan bermakna kita menolak pembelajaran pelbagai bahasa, tetapi kita kena tanya samada sudahkah kita fasih dan menguasai bahasa kebangsaan sendiri? Fasih dari segi pertuturan dan penulisan lalu benar-benar menghayati penggunaan bahasa kebangsaan itu.

    Ini satu contoh (bunyi pertuturan dan penggunaan perkataan yang membolehkan orang mempunyai pemahaman yang berbeza-beza):-


    Ini contoh satu lagi:-


    Oleh itu laksanakanlah kempen-kempen, aktiviti-aktiviti, penguatkuasaan-penguatkuasaan untuk mendaulat bahasa Kebangsaan sendiri daripada lebih berkempen menjulang bahasa Mandarin. Kaji balik tentang kewajaran wujudnya sekolah-sekolah vernakular yang tidak mendaulatkan bahasa kebangsaan. Rakyat berketurunan cina di negara ini pun bukannya semua tahu bahasa Mandarin itu. Itu bahasa kebangsaan negara cina komunis. Kenapa nak junjung langit negara asing sedangkan kaki berpijak di bumi ini?

    DS Najib sebagai ketua negara sepatutnya memberi contoh yang baik dalam mendaulatkan bahasa kebangsaan negara. Di blog 1Malaysia, (English, Bahasa Melayu, 华文, தமிழ்) sepatutnya Bahasa Kebangsaan didahulukan daripada Bahasa Kedua. Kalaupun nak sertakan juga bahasa cina dan bahasa tamil (difahamkan selepas ada desakan), DS Najib patut juga wujudkan bahasa jawi, sikh, siam, senoi, kadazan, negrito, jakun, dayak dan lain-lain lagi kerana mereka juga adalah di antara kaum-kaum yang menjadi warga negara Malaysia.

    Perkara-perkara seperti pengiklanan jawatan/pekerjaan seperti INI patut dipantau dan diambil tindakan sewajarnya oleh pihak kerajaan. Sudahlah mendaulatkan bahasa kebangsaan negara asing, rasis pulak tu!.




    (Iklan permohonan jawatan di atas antara lain mensyaratkan "ABILITY TO SPEAK AND READ MANDARIN..." dan "THOSE IN THE MUSLIM FAITH NEED NOT APPLY")


    Bahasa ini jiwa bangsa. Jangan kerana bahasa, bangsa jadi BANGSAT. 
     

    Wednesday, May 19, 2010

    For A More Polite Life


    Bahasa Inggeris, sebagaimana yang lazimnya dipertuturkan dewasa ini di bumi yang mana di suatu ketika dahulu penduduknya terkenal dengan sopan santun serta halus budi bahasanya. Kiranya bukan penjajah yang memperkenalkan bahasa sebegini rupa....


    WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS

    Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.

    Malaysians (?): No stock.

    RETURNING A CALL

    Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?

    Malaysians (?): Hello, who call?

    ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY

    Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?

    Malaysians (?): S-kew me.

    WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION

    Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?

    Malaysians (?): (pointing at the door) Can ah?

    WHEN ENTERTAINING

    Britons: Please make yourself right at home.

    Malaysians (?): No need shy shy one lah!

    WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE

    Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.

    Malaysians (?): Where got?

    WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER

    Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind...

    Malaysians (?): Don't want lah.

    WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.

    Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.

    Malaysians (?): Shut up lah!

    WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.

    Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment..

    Malaysians (?): Die lah!!

    WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG

    Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you.

    Malaysians (?): Like that also don't know how to do!

    WHEN ONE IS ANGRY

    Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me?

    Malaysians (?): Cilaka Lu!

    Is it simple, short, concise, straight-to-the-point, effective etc.
    or is it simply the need to live
    FOR A MORE POLITE LIFE?
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