Can You See It?

A HORSE HEAD !!

Why..??!!

(THE ENGINEER, CLICK HERE, with caution..)

 

Caution 18SX - Car Sex in Thailand?

The skodeng squad must have used a very powerful lens to be able to photograph these. Check out the photos - one by one. ..

Here they come.......

Huh! I was straining my eyeballs to try and see through the back heavily tinted back window....!!!

Sex Education - Toothbrush

A small girl walks-in while her father is dressing in the bedroom.

She looks at his privates and points at his **** and asks "Dad what's that thing between your legs?"

Dad replies "I don't know".

She goes to kitchen and finds her mum "Mum what is that long thing between dad's legs?"

The mum instead of explaining things to her she replies "I don't know"

A week later when the mum was coming from work the little girl runs to her and says "Mum you refused to tell me the name of that thing between dad's legs. I have finally figured it out on my own...

IT'S A TOOTHBRUSH !!".

The mum laughs then asks her "How do you know that?"

The girl explains "....when I came back from pre-school this morning I saw the maid kneeling in front of dad, brushing her teeth with dad's toothbrush and sure enough there was TOOTHPASTE in her mouth.."

Mom Fainted....

Battle of Sexes 17 - Caution! 18SX

Just For Laughs

Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.

1st: How yours look like?

2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?

1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!

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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend to death.

Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

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Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"

Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

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What is the definition of Mistress?

Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??

"Without Information Fighting Everytime"

Wife replies," No, It means ,
"With Idiot For Ever !!!"

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Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and

Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Teacher: u know the importance of period?

Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.

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Women asked man who is traveling with six children, "all these kids are urs ???"

"No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints. "

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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential

Dad says, "you are my son, i'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential! "

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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.

Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.

Mother Faints...