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Dah tak buleh cakap straight lagi.. (eh sejak dari dulu kan?)

Kapten kapal putar alam

Apabila sudah tidak dapat bercakap dengan jujur lagi.... hari itu merah, semalam biru, hari ni putih.. esok pula .. hitam?

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"KaBel In My Mind"

Pertama kali saya terbaca perkataan "jholowed" ini adalah di SINI.

"Maybe some people Jholowed them to him"

Jadi saya rasa enuf lah evidence yang Dato Sak adalah pereka-cipta pertama perkataan ini.

Saya tak "gheti" sangat pasal bajet, tapi saya berminat pasal Bahasa.

Saya ingin cuba nak cari definisi perkataan yang direka-cipta oleh Dato Sak ini. Yang ini okay tak kalau nak bayangkan definisinya?:-

Ada buah di luar pagar,
Ambil galah tolong jolokkan,
Ada bisnes hendak dikejar,
Cari kabel tolong "jholowed"kan.

(http://maydayprod.multiply.com/photos/album/7/Ka_Bel_)

KOW TIM !!!!

kow! kow! punya..!!

Nota kaki - Buku Kamus bukan doktor punya :-

• Antibody - against everyone who is sane (Insane Opposition) 

• Artery - The study of the paintings. (Rais Yatim) 

• Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria. (Anwar is looking for karipap) 

• Caesarean section - a district in Rome.(discovered by a Lost Pendatang, when looking for the meaning of jus soli) 

• Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.(when Sport Betting fails)

• Cat scan - searching for lost kitty. (Pemuda UMNO) 

• Chronic - neck of a crow. (UMNO) 

• Coma - punctuation mark.(PKR - PiKir arrR! sebelum buang undi tu !!) 

• Cortisone - area around local court.(Where namewee never comes around) 

• Cyst - short for sister. (Wee Ka Siong) 

• Diagnosis - person with slanted nose. (Lim Guan Eng) 

• Dislocation - in this place.(What and Where A Pendatang Never Get To Understand) 

• Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.(Anwar and who??) 

• Enema - not a friend.(Malaysiakini and Today's Bar Council) 

• Fake labour - pretending to work.(Gwo Burne & Lebai PAS) 

• Genes - blue denim.(already "haram"ed by PAS but ignored by "erdogan" Jins - re: "couple in blue jeans" above)

• Hernia - she is close by.(When Eli Wong joins forces with Teresa Kok, angin pasang, angin atau dia yang sudah naik) 

• Impotent - distinguished / well known (Chua Soi Lek). 

• Labour pain - hurt at work.(Selangor's MB) 

• Lactose - people without toes.(MCA under Soi Lek) 

• Lymph - walk unsteadily.(Gerakan & Koh Tsu Koon  are having difficulty to move, susah nak berGerak kan?) 

• Microbes - small dressing gown.(When DAP brewing it with MCA & Gerakan) 

• Obesity - city of Obe. (Again.. by Another Lost Pendatang) 

• Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize.(Chin Peng depends on it to continue his citizenship's plea) 

• Proteins - in favour of teens.(Not, repeat!, NOT Anwar) 

• Pulse - grain.(ain't no more in Samy) 

• Pus - small cat.(Nazri), or a wrong spell for PAS

• Red blood count - Dracula.(Saman Ekor) 

• Secretion - hiding anything.(Kapal Sinks in Court's Lewat Cases - "lewat" due to too many "kapal tunda") 

• Tablet - small table.(BN's coalition) 

• Ultrasound - radical noise.(Ultra Kiasu when making demands) 

• Urine - opposite of you're out.(Najib's position) 

• Varicose - very close.(PRU)

UPDATES - Original Article Dated 20/10/2010 - 06:58AM

with thanks to:-

20/10/2010 - Bonology.com

10:26AM 20/10/2010 - "AKU PEDULI APA"

12:01AM 21/10/2010 - "koolmokcikZ"

The Young Sheik & The Bankrupt Malaysia?

Thought of continuing my previous post on 'language' but found out many bloggers today put up posts about Taek Jho Low or Low Jho Taek, or is it Low Taek Jho? Whatever! Let's it simply be LTJ, not TJL for this posting.

Sana sini ada!

• Sebelah sana pagar, kaki kutuk sebelah sana pun ada
• (update 11:15pm) eh! eh! tertinggal yang sebelah sini pagar
• Yang ni Melayu Bersatu, Yang ni pulak, Melayu liberal?
• Tukang lawak pun join sekali
• Mamat Sinkapour celah juga
• Eh! Boleh ke guna pepatah "pukul orang lain sindir anak menantu" kat sini?
• Seberang laut pun

Too many. Malas nak link dan kau orang juga nanti tak larat nak klik sana sini. Anyway, I started to touch on LTJ, here, in May after reading Sakmongkol A47's Secret Open Bidding posting. Then I mentioned it again, very briefly here and a bit more here.

Sakmongkol AK47 had another one, here. Forget NEP and NEM, he wrote. Hantulaut had a series of Mr. Big Spender, LTJ, especially after LTJ was partying with Paris Hilton. Hantulaut's latest is here. Go to Hantulaut to read more about LTJ.

Well, I don't really care how LTJ wastes the money. Even though the money was 1.8 million Pound Sterling for a night of alcohol (Was it his sibling, the GBP 1.8 million ?). I don't really care if it really was his own money, his father's money or some Arab guy's money. If I were a genie, I would certainly knock some senses into this young man's head hoping to see him as a future philanthropist, if he really has that kind of 'tepuk dahi' amount of 'pesta' money.

But, if you had that kind of money, would you be 'partying' like LTJ? Would you throw it around as if the money will always be there? Would you? Would Bill Gate do the same? What if, the money was someone else's? The money was just there for you to do whatever you wished? Would you be partying with Paris Hilton?

What if, part of the money LTJ was throwing around was your money and my money? Part of Malaysians' tax payer money?

Yes! Memang tidak selesa apabila orang dok cakap-cakap:-

• LTJ ini rapat dengan Rosmah, kawan baik anak Najib
• Terlibat dalam business deals yang melibatkan Malaysia (kalau yang menguntungkan negara tu tak apalah)
• Penglibatan dengan 1Malaysia Development Bhd
• Cerita projek pembangunan semula Airbase Sungai Besi (seperti yang ditulis oleh Sakmongkol AK47)
• Ada lagi cerita? seperti cerita black gold of Trengganu bertukar jadi shiny gold of champagne wine?

Ya lah! Tak selesalah sebab kerajaan dah warning negara akan bangkrap. Kena tarik subsidi. Minyak naik 5 sen. Gas masak naik. Gula naik 25 sen. Depa tak terasa sangat sebab depa bukan pun bubuh minyak kereta sendiri. Bayar minyak pun sekretari uruskan tuntutan elaun bertugas. Depa tak masuk dapor pun nak tahu gula ada lagi ataupun dah habis. Kalau habis pun, depa tak pergi beli sendiri. Depa bukan pun pergi kedai usung tong gas bawa balik rumah. Yang terasa kenaikan-kenaikan seperti ni adalah rakyat-rakyat marhain? Apa makna marhain tu? Memang patutlah si LTJ tu jadi dermawan di Malaysia musim-musim susah begini, bukannya buang duit sebegitu sekali setiap malam berpesta.

Betul ke duit tu duit dia sendiri???? Tak ada siapa nak siasat ke? Manalah tau kut-kut masih ada lagi duit-duit pembayar cukai yang belum di "menketedarahkan" oleh setan-setan durjana!

Justifying Holocaust ?

A short morning trip to my son's school today, the guys and gal of FlyFM still talking about Taek Jho Low on the air. They short-named him TJL. I heard they were saying something about TJL spending 1.8 million Pound Sterling in a party buying expensive champagne?

Oh well, it is not TJL that I had in mind for posting this morning.

Continuing my previous posting, "Hitler - From the perspective we seldom heard of", it is quite natural or expected that many will doubt such report. Was there any credence to the report? Where is the source? These are perhaps the first few questions asked by many, including me.

But one thing is clear to me. I have never heard such report before, but I have heard, read, watch movies etc so much about holocaust and it is becoming ad nauseam to me. I have read not too long time ago, they hunted down one already very old guy whom they said was a surviving member of Nazi (something like that). And I believe there are certain countries today who make it unlawfully to sympathize with Nazi.

To me, this report of  Hitler that we seldom (or never) heard of is just another piece of material that I read "second hand", very much the same with the materials that I read about holocaust. The difference is only, holocaust is ad nauseam and this piece of Hitler is the first time. So both are not "first hand news" to me, that is, I did not hear it from Hitler himself, neither I did hear them from the victims of holocaust themselves. I believe many of us also in the same boat. Only that we have been fed with holocaust stories over and over eversince the rise of Hitler until today!! So the other side of Hitler, even though is interesting, become so naturally doubtful to many when it came up. Many would find something to justify the doubt such as, "the army looked like Turkish wearing Tarbush" and some went into the theory that "the west is trying to cleverly discredit the Muslim by linking it to Hitler" etc.

Well, at this point anything can be true, either side of the stories. But one thing for sure to me. This other side of Hitler's story is interesting to me and I like it. Honestly, I want to believe it. Holocaust stories? Ad nauseam!

It is so ad nauseum such that I am beginning to believe that holocaust stories I heard all these while are actually a very clever media project by the zionist (there are differences between zionist and jewish). I dont need to convince anyone on who control the world media today, do I? Even back then, were there any reknown media which report "the other side of the story"? Only today, the ICT age, we start or beginning to read/come across "the other side of story"; a piece here, a piece there. Still nothing to compare with the news that have been fed by the media giants of today.

Summing up the above, these questions can lingers on one's mind. What if "the other side of Hitler's story" is true? What if "holocaust" was just another very successful media spins? Even if the holocaust did really happen, was it to such gory scale that put the Nazi so bad? Being fed with all the news of holocaust, I wonder "Why Hitler Did What He Did?" in my previous posting on the Heroes of MV Rachel Corrie/Memoriam of Rachel herself.

Nazi and holocaust stories originated some decades ago and they are still very hot topic, or rather they keep heating up the holocaust stories right up until today. What about the Jews (more rightly I think the zionist)? Don't you read too in the sacred books of most major religions, like Al Qur'an, Bibles etc? It seems the issue with the Jews/Zionist begin from the days of Adam and Eve!

What is the difference between holocaust stories and the stories we heard today  about Israelis (zionist) senselessly killing people, especially the Palestinians? Will the media reportings be the same with the reportings of holocaust in terms of its gory details, frequency, "stickyness" of the reports in the world media, etc?

Or, the holocaust stories are part of another clever project being drummed up and kept alive to justify the senseless killings by the Israelis?

What Would Einstein Have Said About Gaza? - By César Chelala (16/7/10) (From Matthias Chang's Future Fast Forward)

And when majority of the UN Security members are about to pass world's resolution to condemn and bring Israel to justice, there you have the U.S.A. comes to the rescue with it's veto power. Can anyone understand this behaviour of U.S.A. when it comes to protecting Israel? Again, from Matthias Chang's Future Fast Forward:-

Conspiracy Theory or Reality?

"Since I entered politics, I have chiefly had men's views confided to me privately. Some of the biggest men in the United States, in the field of commerce and manufacture, are afraid of somebody, are afraid of something. They know that there is a power somewhere so organized, so subtle, so watchful, so interlocked, so complete, so pervasive, that they had better not speak above their breath when they speak in condemnation of it."

- President Woodrow Wilson, 28th President of the United States

Back to the reports/news/stories we seem to believe today, Hitler himself had a philosophy (?) concerning lies:-

"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it."

 
(Adolf Hitler , Mein Kampf, vol. I, ch)

Do the people behind the media giants use Hitler's very own "philosophy" in their holocaust stories to justify the senseless killings of today?

Back to home ground, has this "philosophy" of Hitler got anything to do with "Ketuanan Melayu" when ketuanan Melayu just simply means the Malays are the earliest people to establish governance of Malaysia, last known as Semenanjung Tanah Melayu? Simply the "land-owner", nothing at all about "master-and-slave" big lies I presumed. Ad nauseam!.

The Young Sheik of Malaysia

The last time I was away, they increased... oh no!, they reduced the fuel subsidy by 70 sen. Or was it 78 sen? This time when I got back from faraway lands, the fuel subsidy was reduced by 5 sen. When they corrected the 70 sen fiasco last time, did the traders follow suit to correct the prices of goods bloated by the 70 sen fiasco? They said they won't be increasing the prices of goods following the recent increase in fuel price (how could they when they already had durian runtuh during the 70 sen fiasco), but.. err... the sugar was up by 25 sen?

Anyway, I need to settle down after long holiday and need to 'correct' my biological clock back to normal. Sending my kid to school this morning, on the air, the Fly FM guys and gal were talking about Taek Jho Low (a brief mention of  Taek Jho Low after Sakmongkol AK47 mentioned it here) after Taek Jho Low appeared together with Paris Hilton. Hantu Laut made of series of blog entry of Mr Big Spender here, here and here. 

There were numerous mentions of the guy all over the blogosphere. In Rocky's Bru too. Mr. Big Spender is 28 years old. He studies in the United States and also an advisor to an internatinal corporation (did I hear it correct from the Fly FM guys?). I thought I read it somewhere that he is a good friend to one of DS Najib's children.

Oh well... there is "Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk with you again", too many links about "the son inlaw reigning from the fourth floor", "Sime Darby and The Fox," (huh? "Taman Tasik" juga? Read the first comment by Syed Akbar Ali, here), "Kursus Kemahiran Korek-Korek", "48 peti besi dalam rumah", "buying of some 8 million pound sterling property" etc..etc.. (you see!.. too tired or rather too sleepy to include the link to those various Cerita Cerita Rakyat) and yet when it comes to the story of Malaysia may become bankrupt by Idris Jala, the Rakyat are called upon to tighten the already tightened belt.

I certainly wish that all those "Perompak Negara" and "Poor Rakyat" stories are really my jet lag daytime dreams, especially when no action seem to be taken to stop all these big time robbings. Hey! One of the major income for the government is the income tax, right? They are robbing us, and now, the government (elected by the Rakyat) while seemingly not to take any stern action, is asking us to tighten the belt? Is the government condoning all these robbings?

Anyway, I need to 'correct' my biological clock and to settle down. What is up with Zambry of Perak? (Also mentioned here) Antubahasa at BigDog commented that last time Zambry made it compulsory for the MPs to attend mandarin classes soon after wrestling Perak government from PR. I read that too in Zambry's blog  long time ago. I think Zambry should attend classes tuitioning the Perlembagaan Persekutuan, especially the topic relating to "Hak-hak Orang Melayu dan Bumiputera" versus "Hak-hak Kaum-Kaum Lain" and also the topic relating to "Kedudukan Bahasa Melayu sebagai Bahasa Kebangsaan". That goes to Najib Razak too!

More reasons for supporters of UMNO to dump the party into the drain, not because of the party, but because of its President and the Many of the President's Men.