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Armchair Voters

Ini adalah artikel yang diterbitkan oleh JUST MY THOUGHTS.

Malaysians living and working abroad and don't pay tax should not be allowed to vote

Mengenai "Armchair Voters" ini, di mana "they did not have to bear the the consequences of their voting preferences", ramai yang telah memperkatakan mengenai perkara ini.

Pernah terdengar ada orang Kelantan komen lebihkurang seperti berikut:-

Kau sedap-sedap dok di KL. Time mengundi kau balik ke sini undi parti YANG ITU. Yang merananya kami di sini. Kau bukannya merasa apa yang kami rasa di sini sebab lepas mengundi kau terus balik KL hidup selesa di sana. Pi lah undi di KL tu, jangan balik undi parti haprak kau tu kat sini!

Yang ironinya, kawasan kawan di KL (actually Selangor) tu diwakili oleh wakil rakyat dari parti lawan kepada parti yang dikatakan "haprak" itu.

The Moral Of The Story Is.....

Words to live by....

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead (for I'll be a nervous wreck, especially when I know that you like 'karipap' very much). Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow (... the normal sense of human's sexuality) Do not walk beside me either (for there will be no telling of our sexuality inclination). Just pretty much leave me the hell alone (...in Sungai Buloh).

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again,....

... it was probably worth it.

Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.











Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Selangor Ku Sayang

Wellness Centres - "Selangor Ku Sayang" Exco's Helpline...

Kring..!! Kringgg!!!... Kring..!! Kringgg..!!

Welcome to the "Selangor Ku Sayang" Exco's helpline, Government of Selangor.

• Press 1 for the newest establishment of rumah uruts.
• Press 2 to listen to the Perumahan Exco pre-recorded message, justifying the establishment of rumah uruts.
• Press 3 to hear the Menteri Besar's pre-recorded claims to condemn the rumah uruts and his assurance to take strong action against the unlicensed  operators (only)  of rumah uruts.
• Press 4 to know whether anybody claimed responsibility for the moral decay in "Selangor Ku Sayang".
• Press 5 to hear pre-recorded claim of the Biskop of Shah Alam blaming UMNO/Federal Government for allowing rumah uruts to mushroom all over "Selangor Ku Sayang".
• Press 6 to know whether any china dolls and their VIP client have been arrested by "mistake"; please be assured that "Selangor Ku Sayang" would give the dolls 3-star treatment while the Federal Government would give the VIP a 5-star treatment.
• Press 7 to hear the speeches from the Bar Council and concerned NGOs fighting for freedom of expressions and the liberalisation of lesbian-gay-transgender-bisexual movements, including the right to have no religion, as such, seeking the First Pillar of Rukun Negara to be labelled as "lapuk" and thereby abolished. 
• Press 8 if you want.. Najee to visit the always "poor" vernacular schools in the cities and pekans areas.
• Press 9 if your relatives have become addictive patrons of the rumah uruts in Kelantan too (forget Penang... already gone case - this pre-recorded message will be updated soon for Kedah)

If you were severely affected by the moral decay and still wearing your serbans, crosses, amulets etc., then press your own neck for bringing in this "sexy" and anti national state government to power. 

Thank you for calling. May God bless and protect you during the remaining term of this "Selangor Ku Sayang" government. (Don't forget to mind your own household garbage while we continue to argue with Alam Flora)

Originally from:-
http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/humor/565-bomb-blasts-helpline-of-home-ministry.html

Tiada Ribut Taufan Yang Datang Melanda..

Itulah...

Nampaknya memang "one-way street" sahaja... hormat, understanding, toleransi, acceptance hanya laku kepada sebelah pihak sahaja... 1-Malaysia kita!!

Posting yang saya terbitkan minggu lepas, selepas membaca artikel KEMPEN SSS, "Racism In Broad Day Light", yang in turn memetik posting JUST READ! sebelumnya itu, tidak mengundang sebarang angin. Usahkan ribut taufan, angin sepoi-sepoi bahasa pun tak terasa..

Tidak seperti insiden Cikgu Siti Inshah, pengetua di utara (?), Nasir Safar (?) pegawai PM ataupun Penolong Pengarah BTN. Nasir Safar terpaksa meletak jawatan selepas ribut taufan melanda sejurus beliau "tersalah cakap" dalam sebuah majlis. Cikgu Siti Inshah, diarahkan bertukar (?) dan dihinakan dengan pembikinan video Nah! SUCK! oleh ikon kelainan 1-Malaysia.

Seminggu berlalu, tidak juga nampak bloggers bising-bising pasal isu yang mulanya di highlight kan oleh JUST READ!. Tak nampak bloggers bising-bising dalam "...LISTED!!! - The Voices Around Blogmark", tak seperti masa ribut-ribut masa insiden Cikgu Siti Inshah dan yang lain-lain tu dulu.

Ketuanan Melayu yang DIBELITKAN mengalahkan ular sawa itu adalah yang INI. Habis busuk nama Melayu, biarpun berbuih mulut cuba menerangkan kepada yang TAK FAHAM BAHASA (kebangsaan) yang Ketuanan Melayu bukan bermaksud "aku tuan, kau pulak kuli batak". Kata orang Kelantan, "TOK GHETI BASO!!". Ketuanan Cina macamana pulak nak belit nih?

Bersih & Rumah Sampah

Baru-baru ni kami berkunjung lagi ke Melaka Bandar Bersejarah. Bukan untuk bercuti, tetapi untuk menjemput ahli keluarga. 

Sudah setahun masa berlalu sewaktu kami bercuti di Melaka. Secara ringkasnya, pengalaman percutian kami di Melaka setahun yang lepas dapat digambarkan dengan imej-imej berikut:-

Melaka begitu bersih sekali! Imej di bawah bolehlah dikatakan pesanan orang Melaka kepada mereka-mereka dari luar yang tidak tahu menjaga kebersihan (yang buat taik!)

Yang negatifnya sewaktu percutian itu adalah seperti yang di "kenen" kan oleh gambar di bawah ini. Ianya mengenai sebuah tema permainan tumpuan pelancong:-

Orang Amerika dengan bahasa kebangsaannya. Orang Malaysia?


Tapi ianya bukan masalah Melaka sahaja.... Guru kencing berdiri, murid kencing berlari... amacam pemimpin kita?

Nak baca dengan lebih lanjut mengenai pengalaman percutian kami di Melaka, setahun yang lepas? Kliklah DI SINI.

Okay.....

Yang ini pula gambar yang saya ambil semasa menunggu di dalam kereta.... lokasinya di salah sebuah asrama IPTA di tengah-tengah bandar Melaka. Beratus-ratus pelajar menginap di situ. Perhatikan lantai rumah sampah ini.

Wow!!! Setelah setahun berlalu, keadaan Melaka Bandar Bersejarah masih sama kebersihannya! Enak sungguh mata memandang sewaktu memandu kereta di sana. Bravo!!! Negeri-negeri lain patut hantar MB dan KM masing-masing berkursus dengan DS Ali Rustam!!.

Yang ini pula saya ambil di sebuah blok penginapan di salah sebuiah negeri, BUKAN negeri Melaka. Baru seminggu dua lepas. Bloknya hanya satu. Rasanya 3 tingkat dengan aras bawah sederet unit-unit kedai. Rasanya kurang dari sepuluh pintu kut? Jumlah unit penginapan, kurang daripada 30 unit kut? Anyways.. ini gambar rumah sampahnya:-

Anda nak pakir kereta anda sambil menunggu somebody di sebelah rumah sampah ni? Saya melalui rumah sampah ini sebelah pagi. Sebelah petang saya datang lagi, tapi kali ini berbekalkan kamera. Keadaannya tidak berubah dari pagi hinggalah ke petang. Mungkin hari tu depa tak angkut sampah kut? Kalau angkut sekalipun, apa rasa anda tentang keadaan lantai rumah sampah di atas? Bandingkan dengan rumah sampah di Melaka tadi?

Semua agama "mendakwah" kepada kesucian dan KEBERSIHAN. Apa kata kita yang beragama ini? Sudah kita cuba beramal mengikut ajaran agama masing-masing?

Ada bandar menambah "BRI" selepas nama bandarnya. "BRI" bermaksud "Bandar Raya Islam" - Islam amat partikular dengan KEBERSIHAN... apa kata alim-alim ulama yang berserban, berkopiah, berjubah, hari-hari dok berceramah siang malam di sana? Ceramah apa tu? Kebersihan?

LAGI MENGENAI SAMPAH....