Saturday, February 4, 2012

Words to live by....

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead (for I'll be a nervous wreck, especially when I know that you like 'karipap' very much). Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow (... the normal sense of human's sexuality) Do not walk beside me either (for there will be no telling of our sexuality inclination). Just pretty much leave me the hell alone ( Sungai Buloh).

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again,....

... it was probably worth it.

Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

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