... Seksualiti Merdeka.. anjuran "kuasa besar"... ?
Seekor gagak kecil yang sudah tentunya bewarna hitam legam..
What A job!
Sunday, January 8, 2012
Saturday, January 7, 2012
Witty answers ....
Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
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Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter?
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Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.
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Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.
Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
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Waiter : I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.
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Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?
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Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take
This train to New Delhi.
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and No.
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A drunkard liwater was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a 901 Commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order!!!, order !!!."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have A Pasberg and soda. Takebeer! Takebeer! Takebeer!"
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Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Putrajaya in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Sg. Buloh
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An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.'
'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.
'How long has what been going on?' said the man.
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Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.
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1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! This is no time for superstitions.
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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
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Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
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Little Susie came running into the house after school one day, shouting:
"Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!"
"That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy.
"Come in to the living room and tell me about it."
"Well," began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math's and 20 in science."
Did You Notice Something ??
Sebuah cerekarama.....
Di suatu pagi di tandas kompleks Mahkamah Tinggi Kuala Lumpur.... sekumpulan "mahasiswa (?)" sedang 'membuang' pada pagi hari 9hb. Januari.....
Di suatu pagi di tandas kompleks Mahkamah Tinggi Kuala Lumpur.... sekumpulan "mahasiswa (?)" sedang 'membuang' pada pagi hari 9hb. Januari.....
Did You Notice Something ??
Friday, January 6, 2012
The Color Revolution
Artikel dari Datuk Tajul Urus, terbitan SABAHKINI ini dicadangkan supaya dimuat di sini oleh seorang pengunjung laman ini. Terima kasih.
Isi artikel tersebut diterbitkan sepenuhnya di bawah ini dengan sedikit "suntingan kosmetik".
By : DATUK TAJUL URUS
THE Thais had their share of Red shirts seizing control of Bangkok SuwarnaBhumi International Airport and subsequently changing the Thai’s leadership. We in Malaysia are challenged by the Bersih Movement that seeks for so called ‘Electoral Reforms’.
Malaysia would also see color revolution take to their streets. This time in Malaysia by the yellow-clad, NED-funded Bersih movement. The official NED website listed four NGOs receiving funds for their operations in Malaysia. They are the IRI ($400,000), Mkini Dotcom Sdn Bhd ($100,000), NDI – National Democratic Institute for International Affairs ($322,500) and Suara Inisiatif Sdn Bhd – SUARAMA ($85,000).
According to a source within PKR, the IRI infiltrated the PKR (formerly Parti Keadilan Nasional) since 1998 but its direct involvement only began after Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim was released from prison in 2004.
What is the significant of Thai’s Red Shirts and Malaysia’s Yellow Shirts? They are part of a bigger global movement known as the ‘Colour Revolutions’.
Color revolutions are, without a doubt, one of the main features of global political developments today. Should the casual reader immediately wonder what a ‘color revolution’ is, keep reading, our view here is unique, but we most certainly have some answers.
Let us first begin with the Wikipedia definition. That website introduces the concept by stating the following:
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| Photo: Thaksin Shinawatra, a long time servant of the global elite, since before even becoming Thailand's prime minister in 2001, reports to the CFR in New York City on the eve of the 2006 military coup that ousted him from power. He has now returned to power in Thailand via a proxy political party led by his own sister, Yingluck Shinawatra. Securing the votes of only 35% of eligible voters puts on full display how tenuous his support really is within a nation he claims stands entirely behind him. |
"Color revolution(s) is a term used by the media to describe related [political] movements that developed in several societies in the CIS (former USSR) and Balkan states during the early 2000s. Some observers have called the events a revolutionary wave.
"Participants in the color revolutions have mostly used nonviolent resistance, also called civil resistance. Such methods as demonstrations, strikes and interventions have been [used to] protest against governments seen as corrupt and/or authoritarian, and to advocate democracy; and they have also created strong pressure for change.
These movements all adopted a specific color or flower as their symbol. The color revolutions are notable for the important role of non-governmental organizations (NGOs) and particularly student activists in organizing creative non-violent resistance.
"These movements have been successful in Serbia (especially the Bulldozer Revolution of 2000), in Georgia's Rose Revolution (2003), in Ukraine's Orange Revolution (2004), in Lebanon's Cedar Revolution and (though more violent than the previous ones) in Kyrgyzstan's Tulip Revolution (2005), in Kuwait's Blue Revolution (2005), in Iraq's Purple Revolution (2005), and in Czechoslovakia's Velvet Revolution (1989), but failed in Iran's Green Revolution(2009–2010) .
Each time massive street protests followed disputed elections or request of fair elections and led to the resignation or overthrow of leaders considered by their opponents to be authoritarian."
What the Wikipedia article fails to mention is the massive foreign funding, and at least any notion that color revolutions are psychosocial operations of deception.
It's a fact that Western governments (especially the US government) and various non-governmental organizations (NGOs) spend millions of dollars to co-opt and ‘channel’ local populations of targeted countries against their own political leadership.
Empty democracy slogans and flashy colors aside, we argue that color revolutions are good old-fashioned regime change operations: destabilization without the tanks.
The secret ingredient is a sophisticated science used to manipulate emotions and circumvent critical thinking. History shows that, to much of the power elite, humanity is seen as a collection of nerve endings to be pushed and pulled one way or the other, sometimes made to tremble in fear, sometimes made to salivate like Pavlov's dogs.
These days the manipulation is so pervasive, so subtle, so effective, that even critical individuals at times must necessarily fail to recognize how often--or in what context--they have fallen prey.
Of course fear is the most obvious emotion played upon to effect massive social change. One need only to reflect upon the last ten years, since 9/11, to know that fear is a primary instrument used to initiate and justify dangerous shifts in public policy.
But as humanity has been physiologically equipped with a range of emotions, and is not merely arrested and controlled by fear alone, a strata of behavioral and political science also found it useful to master the flip-side of the behavioral spectrum, and by that we mean desire, and all that drives groups of individuals to act, even in the face of fear, in pursuit of something worthwhile.
Many are the professions that utilize this type of understanding, including (but not limited to) marketing, advertising, public relations, politics and law-making, radio, television, journalism and news, film, music, general business and salesmanship; each of them selling, branding, promoting, entertaining, sloganeering, framing, explaining, creating friends and enemies, arguing likes and dislikes, setting the boundaries of good and evil: in many cases using their talents to circumvent their audiences' intellect, the real target being emotional, oftentimes even subconscious.
Looking beneath the facade of the color revolutionary movement we also find a desire-based behavioral structure, in particular one that has been built upon historical lessons offered by social movements and periods of political upheaval.
It then makes sense that the personnel of such operations include perception managers, PR firms, pollsters and opinion-makers in the social media. Through the operational infrastructure, these entities work in close coordination with intelligence agents, local and foreign activists, strategists and tacticians, tax-exempt foundations, governmental agencies, and a host of non- governmental organizations.
Collectively, their job is to make a palace coup (of their sponsorship) seem like a social revolution; to help fill the streets with fearless demonstrators advocating on behalf of a government of their choosing, which then legitimizes the sham governments with the authenticity of popular democracy and revolutionary fervor.
Because the operatives perform much of their craft in the open, their effectiveness is heavily predicated upon their ability to veil the influence backing them, and the long-term intentions guiding their work.
Their effectiveness is predicated on their ability to deceive, targeting both local populations and foreign audiences with highly-misleading interpretations of the underlying causes provoking these events. And this is where we come in: to help deconstruct the deception.
But we will not just cover color revolutions here, as color revolutions are bound up in the larger geopolitical universe. A color revolution is only an instrument of foreign policy--only a tool-the ultimate object being the geopolitical advantages gained by powerful financiers and the brain trust they employ. It follows that understanding geopolitical context (and motive) is necessary to understanding the purpose of the color revolution.
Toward that end, we will discuss and analyze relationships of global power in great detail. We will highlight specific institutions of power; identify what their power rests upon; draw attention to the individuals that finance and direct their activities; speculate upon some of their motives; and get to know the broad range of tools they use to achieve them, tools which include the color revolution.
As in-depth studies into the color revolution are far too rare, and as the issue itself is far too obscure, we hope to draw more attention to it; to spark discussion and even debate.
It is an issue that takes time and patience. And it is for those that are willing to provide this time and patience that we offer all of you who visit this blog nothing but the truth.
“Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge.” The Truth Revealed!
(NOTE : Datuk Tajul Urus is Division Head of UMNO Merbok)
Thursday, January 5, 2012
Sunday, January 1, 2012
100% Ceduk - Pilihan Untuk Posting 01.01.2012
Yang ini adalah 100% ciluk, ceduk, kopi, tampal, tempek dari blog APA ... halalkan wahai bro APA okay? hehehehe...
Surat Terbuka Untuk Perdana Menteri
Assalamualaikum wbt kepada Dato Seri sekeluarga.
Sempena menyambut tahun baru 2012 ini saya mengucapkan Selamat Menyambut Tahun Baru 2012 semoga Dato Seri terus diberi kekuatan dan kesihatan yang baik oleh Allah swt untuk terus memimpin negara ini,memelihara dan membela agama Islam.mengangkat martabat dan maruah bangsa Melayu ketempat yang sepatutnya dan memastikan rakyat berbilang kaum yang menghuni bumi bertuah ini hidup dalam keadaan aman,sentosa dan bersatu padu.Amin...
Sebelum saya meneruskan kata kata izinkan saya memohon kemaafan terlebih dahulu jika kedapatan kata kata yang akan menyinggung perasaan Dato Seri dalam saya menyusun bicara.Sesunguhnya segala yang baik itu dari Allah swt dan tidak baik itu semestinya datang dari diri saya sendiri.Allahu'alam..
Sempena menyambut tahun baru 2012 ini saya mengucapkan Selamat Menyambut Tahun Baru 2012 semoga Dato Seri terus diberi kekuatan dan kesihatan yang baik oleh Allah swt untuk terus memimpin negara ini,memelihara dan membela agama Islam.mengangkat martabat dan maruah bangsa Melayu ketempat yang sepatutnya dan memastikan rakyat berbilang kaum yang menghuni bumi bertuah ini hidup dalam keadaan aman,sentosa dan bersatu padu.Amin...
Sebelum saya meneruskan kata kata izinkan saya memohon kemaafan terlebih dahulu jika kedapatan kata kata yang akan menyinggung perasaan Dato Seri dalam saya menyusun bicara.Sesunguhnya segala yang baik itu dari Allah swt dan tidak baik itu semestinya datang dari diri saya sendiri.Allahu'alam..
Dato Seri,
Pejam celik pejam celik sudah hampir 3 tahun DS menjadi Perdana Menteri kita sejak mengambil alih dari Pak Lah 3hb April 2009.Rakyat yang begitu tertekan dengan kepimpinan Pak Lah yang sepanjang masa terlena dan dengan kerakusan REGIM TINGKAT EMPAT yang sepanjang masa merompak kekayaan negara merasakan kehadhiran DS sebagai satu RAHMAT dan PENYELAMAT yang di utus Allah swt kepada bumi bertuah ini dan rakyat nya untuk keluar dari 'kehidupan malap rejim Pak Lah'.Begitu tinggi PENGHARAPAN semua rakyat terutama nya ORANG MELAYU untuk melihat DS mengubah keadaan sebelum itu agar rakyat dapat merasa kembali rasa SELAMAT dan SELESA yang pernah dikecapi sebelum ini.
Memandangkan DS mewarisi MANDAT SAKIT yang tidak selesa dari Pak Lah dan segala macam KUMAN SIPILIS dan GONORRHEA dari kepimpinan Pak Lah,rakyat tidak terlalu mengharapkan DS melakukan KEAJAIBAN untuk memperbetulkan segala macam KEMUSNAHAN yang telah dilakukan Regim Pak Lah terhadap EKONOMI dan POLITIK negara.Cukuplah sekadar rakyat tidak tertekan dengan bebanan kos sara hidup yang tinggi begitu menekan sekali hasil kerja tangan Pak Lah dan Kerajaan dibawah kepimpinan nya.
Kini musim 'bulan madu' Dato Seri telah tamat dan kalau ibarat anak kecil yang baru lahir yang menjangkaui usia 3 tahun pastinya sudah pandai berjalan dan berlari dan najis pun dan jadi keras,begitulah ibaratnya dengan pemerintahan DS hari ini.Tiada lagi kompromi dari pihak rakyat walaupun rakyat tidak mengharapkan Dato Seri melakukan 'miracles' (keajaiban) dalam memperbetulkan kerosakan yang telah berlaku.
Dato Seri,
Saya faham setiap pemimpin besar ingin meninggalkan LEGASI masing masing agar dikenang rakyat.Tapi dalam usaha mencipta dan mencetus LEGASI kadang kadang pemimpin terlalu ghairah hingga terlupa apa yang nak dicetuskan itu memakan dirinya sendiri dan menjadi BAHAN LAWAK selepas dia tidak lagi berkuasa.Ambil saja contoh HADHARI dan pencetusnya..apa sudah jadi dengan gagasan itu?
Tidak lebih dari bahan lawak ISLAM HADHARI dan IMAM HADHARI yang menjadi punca rakyat ketawa berdekah dekah hari ini bila dibicarakan diwarung warung kopi.Tun Mahathir yang mencetuskan WAWASAN 2020..adakah kita memanggil beliau dengan gelaran BAPA WAWASAN 2020?Pasti tidak..kerana beliau dikenali sebagai BAPA PERINDUSTRIAN NEGARA dan bukan Bapa Wawasan 2020.Tapi adakah pencetus gagasan Hadhari digelar "Bapa Hadhari'?...Tidak bukan?Kerana dia hanya digelar dan dikenali sebagai 'BAPA MERTUA KHAIRY'.
Berapa lama kekeliruan yang timbul bila Dato Seri mencetuskan gagasan 1Malaysia?Begitu lama sekali sehingga jentera Jabatan Penerangan,Kerajaan dan Umno terpaksa terus terusan memberi penerangan sehingga kehari ini.Begitu payah untuk rakyat menyerapkan gagasan 1Malaysia ini ke minda mereka sedangkan 'paksi utama' gagasan itu amatlah mudah.iaitu...PERPADUAN.Kerana apa?Kerana gagasan ini amat samar samar dan mudah di manupulasikan berbagai pihak mengikut tafsiran dan kepentingan kelompok masing masing.Kalau sudah begitu SAMAR dan MENGELIRUKAN,apakah DS yakin gagasan ini akan terus dibawa oleh pemimpin terkemudian atau ianya akan MATI sapertimana matinya HADHARI sebelum ini?
Dato Seri maafkan saya...
Mungkin laporan yang DS perolehi dari berbagai sumber sejak memegang tampuk pemerintahan semuanya baik baik belaka dan membuat Dato Seri senantiasa "feel good",apatahlagi dengan nasihat dan pandangan yang diberi oleh Punahsihat dan ConSultan yang ramai melekat macam dedalu didahan pokok didalam pentabiran DS.Maka timbulah berbagai SPV (special purpose vehicle) dengan berbagai AKRONIM untuk menterjemahkan berbagai bagai TRANSFORMASI YANG BERAKRONIM hasil 'perahan otak' manusia luarbiasa bernama IDRIS JALA.Maka segala macam langkah tranformasi telah DS umumkan sejak menjadi Perdana Menteri,ada yang saya masih ingat tapi banyak yang dah saya terlupa.Bayangkan orang macam saya yang menghabiskan 12-15 jam sehari melayari alam siber pun boleh terlupa apatah lagi pakcik makcik kat kampung sana?
Dalam pada itu kemunculan dan peranan adik DS sendiri Nazir Razak dalam setiap langkah besar kerajaan sebagai penasihat kewangan berhubung pemilikan dan penstrukturan semula SBK(syarikat berkenaan kerajaan) atau GLC tidak membantu langsung imej Dato Seri dimata rakyat.Mas-AirAsia,QSR Brands dan Penyenaraian FGV adalah di antaranya dan akan ada banyak lagi yang bakal mendatang dan mesti ada CAP JARI NAZIR TUN ABD RAZAK diatasnya.Itu belum lagi diambil kira RAKSAKSA RAKSAKSA yang mengepalai GLC GLC ini.Jadi apa yang DS harap sebagai persepsi rakyat bila KERAKUSAN makhluk makhluk diatas MELAHAP kekayaan yang rakyat percaya sebagai MILIKNEGARA hanya untuk memperkayakan beberapa kerat diantara mereka?
Orang paling dekat dan paling rapat dengan Dato Seri sendiri saperti ISTERI dan ADIK tidak juga membantu 'pembentukan imej baik' yang DS perlukan.Tak perlulah saya perincikan disini sebab Dato Seri dan satu Malaya pun dah tahu apa dia.Mungkin DS tidak pernah mendengarnya sendiri kerana setiap kali turun padang WALKABOUT ROUNDABOUT nampak sambutan nya ok je,tapi tiga langkah kehadapan rakyat duk 'sosek sosek sinis' perihal Datin Seri Hajjah dibelakang..dan itulah HAKIKAT dan KENYATAAN nya.Sebagai rakyat,ahli Umno,penyokong kerajaan dan penyokong Dato Seri..sesuatu yang amat memilukan hati saya bila ISTERI PEMIMPIN NO 1 negara dijadikan bahan lawak dan cerita disetiap penjuru negara oleh rakyat.Salah siapa???...dan belum pernah dalam sejarah negara kita ISTERI PERDANA MENTERI diperlakukan sedemikian.Maafkan saya kerana terpaksa berterus terang...
Dato Seri..
Ada banyak lagi keluh kesah dan ketidakpuasan hati rakyat terhadap Dato Seri terutama yang melibatkan Orang Melayu,Agama Islam dan sikap tunduk dan akur Dato Seri terhadap tekanan dan desakan kaum lain,tapi cukuplah setakat ini dahulu yang saya catitkan.Mungkin dengan izin Allah swt dilain waktu dan ketika akan saya coretkan dalam Siri SURAT TERBUKA UNTUK PERDANA MENTERI yang saya mulakan malam ini.Harap harap tiada keperluan untuk saya berbuat demikian dilain kali.
SAYA UCAPKAN SELAMAT MENYAMBUT TAHUN BARU 2012 KEPADA DATO SERI DAN DATO SERI HAJJAH SEKELUARGA,SEMOGA ALLAH SWT SENANTIASA MEMBIMBING DATO SERI DALAM MELAKUKAN PERKARA YANG BETUL DALAM AMANAH YANG DI LETAKAN DIBAHU DATO SERI HARI INI.AMIN
ASSALAM.
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