Santa Jokes

Santa for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .

He replaced friend with father in the essay and it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,

SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.

Interviewer: what is your qualification?
Santa : Sir I am Ph.d.

Interviewer : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Santa : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....





Prince Charles & Santa were having dinner.  

Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".

Santa thinks "how poetic" 

Santa says, "pass the custard you bastard".

Preeto was about to give birth to a baby.

Santa: If it looks like you, it would be great.

Preeto : If it looks like you, it would be a miracle.