Blondie...

Pink Rubik's Cube for Blondes

A BLONDE ON AN ESCALATOR

A BLONDE IN AN ELEVATOR

An attractive blonde and a handsome man step into the same elevator.

The blonde sighs happily and says 'TGIF', and is surprised when the man replies 'SHIT'.

The blonde thinks perhaps he didn't hear her correctly,

so she repeats it once again: 'TGIF!' and once again the man replies 'S H I T'.

Finally, the blonde explains 'Sir, TGIF = Thank God it's Friday!'

Stepping out of the elevator, the man smirks and says 'S H I T = Sorry Honey, It's Thursday.'

A BLONDE AT AN OFFICE

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss would think I was 'CRAZY'and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked 'What are  you doing?' I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.' I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, The Boss asked her ... 'And where do you think you're going?'

She said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!'