Stuffed Indian Politician
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
an UMNO's roti PAU :
$ 8.00
PKR's man, missing from the Punai's Pulai's congress :
$ 10.00
Fried Ostad PAS sExplorer :
$ 12.50
Grilled Perak's DAP assemblyman :
$ 100.00
Stuffed DAPig's Malaysian Indian Politician : $ 200.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Indian politician?"
The cook replied,....
"have you ever tried to clean one? They're so......
..... it takes all morning"
