Sunday, December 11, 2011

Do not learn English from Math & Science


On his birthday, a PunaiKianRuntuh Boss got a gift certificate from his PuakAjaranSongsang wife.
The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby kuil <klik> who was rumoured to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction** (which also means Punai or Parti Kian Runtuh**)
After being persuaded, he flew to the kuil, handed his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.
The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned,
This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3.' "
When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want."
The man was encouraged. As he walked away and thinking of his own agenda after having "done with" his PuakAjaranSongsang wife, he turned and asked the old man,
"How do I stop the medicine from working?"
"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" the old man responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.
When she came in, he took off his clothes and said,
 Immediately, he was the manliest of men.

His wife was excited and began throwing off her serban clothes and then she asked,

"What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle. Learn your English from English lesson, not from PPSMI! <klik>

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