RECESSION UPDATES
Tingkat 4 and the forty thieves are now Tingkat 4 and the thirty thieves. Ten were laid off.
MAS and AirAsia are now AirAsia and Garu Daa..!!. AirAsia fired MAS <klik> and hired Garu Daa..!! because "no-frills <klik>" Garu Daa..!! was willing to work twice the hours at the same rate.
Hadi the Iron <klik> man now "air-pooling" with Superman the ultraman to save
Women marrying for love, and not money... FINALLY...!!!
Q: With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune?
A: Start off with a large one.
The credit crunch is getting bad isn't it? I mean, I let my brother borrow RM100 a couple of weeks back, it turns out I'm now the nation's third biggest lender.
Q: Why have Dubai real estate agents stopped looking out of the window in the morning?
A: Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.
Q: What's the difference between an American and a Zimbabwean?
A: In a few weeks, nothing.
Dow Jones is re-branded as "Down Jones".
