Saturday, December 10, 2011



Tingkat 4 and the forty thieves are now Tingkat 4 and the thirty thieves. Ten were laid off.

MAS and AirAsia are now AirAsia and Garu Daa..!!. AirAsia fired MAS <klik> and hired Garu Daa..!! because "no-frills <klik>" Garu Daa..!! was willing to work twice the hours at the same rate.

Hadi the Iron <klik> man now "air-pooling" with Superman the ultraman to save duel fuel costs.

Women marrying for love, and not money... FINALLY...!!!

Q: With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune?
A: Start off with a large one.

The credit crunch is getting bad isn't it? I mean, I let my brother borrow RM100 a couple of weeks back, it turns out I'm now the nation's third biggest lender.

Q: Why have Dubai real estate agents stopped looking out of the window in the morning?
A: Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Q: What's the difference between an American and a Zimbabwean?
A: In a few weeks, nothing.

Dow Jones is re-branded as "Down Jones".

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