DATE/TIME: SUNDAY MORNING
OCCASION: PRAYERS FOR THE NEEDY
PREACHER: Anyone with 'special needs', please come forward to the front of the altar.
JOHNNY: I have special needs.
PREACHER: Johnny, what do you want me to pray for you?
JOHNNY: Preacher, I need some help with my hearing.
The preacher put one of his fingers in Johnny's ear, then he took his other hand and placed it on top of Johnny's head and then he prayed and prayed. Eventually the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.
After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands and stood back.
PREACHER: Johnny, how is your hearing now?
JOHNNY: I don't know. My hearing is on Monday in the Local Court.