eeeeeiiiSETAN !!!

Bukan di Selatan, bukan negara Afghanistan, ataupun Turmenistan, maupun Turkistan. Tidak juga Baluchistan ataupun Pakistan. Bukan Belantan, jauh sekali Santan kelapa. NO! NO! NO! Tidak sama sekali Kelantan.

Tapi rakyatnya perlukan bantuan anda untuk mereka dapat memilih dengan baik. Parti manakah yang patut mereka undi?

NAK PANGKAH PARTI MANA YE NANTI??

Parti POrK kah?

Parti Orang Kominis

ATAU

Parti Liberal Li-baghal BDSM kah?

Belakang Depan Semua Masyukk

ATAU

PAKT kah?

Parti Asyik Kena Tunggang

(mabuk TakeBeer !!)

ATAU

Parti BiNawe AB&40P kah?

AliBaba & 40Penyamun

Satuuuuuu!!!

Sudah menjerut leher - Presiden Parti Politik Melayu

Baca sepenuhnya di sini:-

Pelaburan 1MDB Catat Kerugian RM668.55 Juta. Tanggung Hutang RM41 Bilion. 

 

Mahathir Tempelak, 1MDB Bazirkan Wang Negara!

 

 

Kerajaan Yang Semakin Lemah lagi Longlai

"Kita nak TANYA kepada anda SEMUA.. Apakah anda RASA kerajaan masih lagi mampu mengawal keadaan dan mengURUSkan SEMUA 5 perkara di atas tadi? Kita RASA TIDAK.. Kerajaan dah LEMAH dan semakin LEMAH.. Kerajaan sudah HILANG KAWALan bukan sahaja ke atas 5 perkara di atas, malah hampir dalam SEMUA perkara yang lain.. Akibat keTAKSUBan kepada KITAB 'Blue OCEAN', Kerajaan PIMPINan DS Najib ini telah secara TIDAK langsung dah menyerahkan KUASA kepada golongan KAPITALIS dan LIBERAL untuk menentukan segala DASAR penTADBIRan kerajaannya.. DS Najib sendiri masih lagi diKHAYALkan dan diMOMOKkkan KONONnya apa yang diLAKUkannya diTERIMA oleh RAKYAT.."

Tukang Dok Peghati - KLIK HERE

"Certainly they would not want their hard-earned money to be expended on winning popularity for anyone or political parties or administrations."

Tun Dr. Mahathir

Mentaliti PENDATANG

UPDATE 2:10PM

“Sebanyak 604 pelatih PLKN itu telah dikategorikan tidak boleh bercakap dalam bahasa Melayu dan saya juga pelik bagaimana mereka boleh lulus SPM?.

“Keadaan ini sebenarnya amat pelik dan tidak sepatutnya wujud kerana sebagai warganegara Malaysia mereka ini wajib menguasai bahasa Melayu dengan baik."

Prof. Dr. Teo Kok Seong

Sumber - KLIK DISINI

Copy-paste from Bro JUST MY THOUGHTS, sourced HERE.

On the 'pendatang' thingy, I think blogger Aspan Alias says it best:

Kita tidak ada masalah pendatang, masalahnya ialah yang mempunyai mentaliti pendatang

In our everyday life Malays seldom even use the word pendatang to describe our Chinese and Indian citizens.....mana ada kita cakap kat opis hoi pendatang come to my room for short discussion? Hoi pendatang teh tarik satu...mana ada da.

Why some politicians like to always scrape this word from the bottom of the hate barrel every time they meet is a mystery to me.  Its very archaic you know.

Malaysia would be a much more peaceful haven on earth if we all accept the realities of our surrounding:

1. The Malays/Bumis are an easy going people, who are tolerant beyond believe, who thinks the modern rat race can wait and certainly do not need condescending lectures by our own or others about being left behind on the road to progress whatever that may be. We decide when and how the pace would be like. We like to balance the worldly ways with our spiritual being.

2. The Chinese on the other hand should also accept that their ancestors who came from China are immigrants (pendatang) who are welcomed by the Malays, and you know what?... your ancestors make good in Malaya and as citizens who are born and bred in this country you have prospered in Malaysia.

3. And please speak Bahasa Melayu when you are in the company of your Malay employees and friends ok..it will go a long way to lessen the suspicions between the races.

The truth is tidak ada pendatang lagi di negara ini, we are all Malaysian citizens warts and all, but the truth is also many of us still have this 'mentaliti pendatang' like what blogger Aspan Alias accurately observed, and until we shed that mentality and continue to listen to divisive politicians, the word pendatang will always be a derogatory term for some of us.

Thank you.

HAKIKATNYA...

Siapa melabel anda sebagai "PENDATANG" kalau tidak anda sendiri?

• Malaysians (?) Who Don't Speak Bahasa Melayu or English

• Between Ah Beng & Danny Wong

• Al Kisah Berjalan Kepala, Kepala Lutut Memikir...

• PENDATANG !!!....PENDATANG !!!....PENDATANG !!!....PENDATANG !!!

• PENDATANG - Hendak salahkan siapa kalau tidak diri sendiri? 

• The trouble makers separatist behaviour 

• Hakikatnya, mereka adalah PENDATANG (yang belum dapat kembali ke negara asal)

• Antara IKEA dan Pendatang

Pemangkin kecelaruan identiti negara...

(BAPAK VERNAKULAR)

17 Facts You Probably Didn’t Know About Gambling

Source

Presiden UMNO yang namanya Ah Jib Gor

KLIK DI SINI DAN DI SINI

Memang mengalahkan cina si BAPAK CINA VERNAKULAR ni!!

MEMANG BLURRR!!! (KLIK)

Paghokk mung !!!

Oil Prices Hit Fresh Lows on Saudi Price Cut

 

Apa itu "bule"?

Tidak lama lagi hariraya korban akan disambut. Orang Kelantan sebut "bulan" sebagai "bule". Teringat pula zaman kecil, kawan dari Kelantan ada menyebut "bbu-leh", hampir sama bunyinya dengan "bule". "bbu-leh" adalah singkatan kepada "lembu kena sembelih". 

Apa khabar orang Selangor? Korban ke tahun ni?

YANG INI PUN PATUT "bbulleh" JUGA KE?

Gaddaffi's Last Speech

CLICK HERE : SOURCE

Zumba! Zumba!

KLIK DI SINI

UMNO yang ASALnya sebuah PARTI NASIONALIS Melayu/ISLAM telah berubah menjadi PARTI yang tak keTAHUan IDENTITI pada HARI ini

Perhaps we now need OSTRACISM ?

When "SATU BANGSA, SATU NEGARA, SATU BAHASA" is being gradually destroyed by the politician.. (UMNO needs it...badly now!!!)

Tak faham-faham lagi ??!!

Sampai begitu sekali kena perli, masih tak paham-paham?! Tak terasa sikit pun ?!! Sengaja demi tembolok kot?

PEMIMPIN

Di antara seorang PEMIMPIN dan seorang yang memerlukan pimpinan untuk memimpin.... 

PEMIMPIN juga punya "kitchen cabinet"nya sendiri... tetapi tidak sesekali membiarkan "kitchen cabinet"nya melampaui kepimpinannya...

PROMOTING MALAYSIA

1.​There was a time when Malaysia was unknown to the rest of the world.

2.​When Malaysians went abroad and people ask where they came from, the reaction to their reply that they were from Malaysia, almost always evoke the comment, “Where is that?”

3.​But today most foreign people would know where Malaysia is. They would even know that Malaysia succeeded in changing itself from an agricultural country to an industrial country. And today 24 million tourists visit Malaysia in one year.

4.​All these did not just happen. The tourist industry has become a big contributor to the Malaysian economy because of action taken to make Malaysia well known.

5.​When RM 280 million was spent to build the Sepang F1 race-track there was a lot of criticism. It seemed like a waste of money as the sport was not excelled by Malaysians.

6.​One of the objectives was to promote Malaysia as a tourist destination and to showcase its attraction as a place to invest.

7.​The race was watched by more than 100,000 people including almost 30,000 foreign spectators. But more importantly the race was broadcast live by more than 300 TV stations worldwide. It is estimated that more than 300 million people watch the F1 race all over the world. They not only see the car racing but also many aspects of Malaysia’s development and facilities. For three days the TV audience saw beautiful Malaysia and a lot of Malaysia’s development.

8.​Advertising on Japanese TV is expensive, costing a million Ringgit for a three minute clip. But during F1 race Malaysia gets 2 hours a day for three days free TV coverage. Throughout the world 300 TV stations cover the race without our having to pay a single cent.

9.​If we add up the advertising value for three days on 300 TV stations worldwide, the cost would be much more than the total cost of building the track. Multiply it with 15 years and the publicity value of that track will add up to billions.

10.​If in addition we add the spending of some 30,000 tourists to see the race, the contribution to the national economy would justify the RM280 million we spent building the F1 race track.

11.​These events, the F1 race, the Tour de Langkawi bicycle race, LIMA and a host of other events earn the nation a lot of money, far more than the cost of holding this events.

12.​That is why I am saddened when the Government did not help out the organisers of the recently held Red Bull Air Race in Putrajaya. This race is held all over the world. Millions watch this race. The majority would be locals but many loyal followers travel to watch the race. The advertising value is very high, yet the cost of holding it is low.

13.​The organisers cannot really make money from the event. But it is good advertising for the country.

14.​The Government has contributed a small sum. But it should help more. And so should the big corporations.

KETUM - PKR definition of a better quality than TSKI..

(SOURCE)

KETUM - Just For Laugh!

UPDATE 27/8/14

MB Selangor My Bini My Boneka

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UPDATE 25/8/2014

ULARMAK - ULAR DALAM SEMAK

UPDATE 23/8/2014

The U-Turn

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Original Post

Pork anyone? Still want to eat?

Berita yang agak terkini...

LORI BABI TERBALIK... 

dulu heboh dengan berita ini...

Selangor Bakal Menjadi Pengeluar Babi Terbesar di Semenanjung 

So... bagi yang gemar memakan babi...consider these.... 

Why Pork is forbidden even in Bible?

 why pork is forbidden through scientific evidences

Why Pork is prohibited in Islam

Why Pork Is Forbidden For All

 

Why pork is forbidden in Islam, Christianity and Judaism

 

Consequence of eating pork

PORK ANYONE?!!!

Pakatan merayakan kemenangan dengan jamuan babi panggang?

What did Palestine look like in 1896?

Source.

By HummusForThought, February 11, 2014

DS Najib "boleh" sebenarnya, tapi......

DS Najib sebenarnya berkaliber dan "BOLEH", tapi ianya hanya apabila beliau berhenti mendengar dan mengikut skrip punahsihat-punahsihat dan con-setan con-setan yang berada disekeliling beliau, yang beliau sendiri lantik (?) dalam mentadbir negara ini. Sudah bertahun pelbagai pihak cuba menyedarkan DS Najib tentang punahsihat/con setan ini yang semakin hari semakin menghancurkan negara dan yang mendapat tahi adalah DS Najib sendiri! Bagaimana DS? Boleh "lend your ears" now?

Tengok?! Sebaik saja beliau TIDAK MENGIKUT buah fikiran punahsihat-punahsihat dan con-setan con-setan ini, beliau mampu membuat keputusan dan tindakan yang sepatutnya dibuat oleh seseorang ketua negara yang berkaliber dan mendapat pujian saentero dunia mengalahkan si Obama dan Putin sendiri!

"For once the Prime Minister took his vitamin pills and decided to ignore the advisers who have been making a fool of him with all their wrong advice."

(OutSyed The Box - Najib Ignored His Pro US Advisors)

Bila DS Najib ambil "vitamin" terus terselah kepimpinan beliau:-

MH17 - Najib's Move Memang TERBAIK !
(DinTurtle)

  

Tidak payahlah nak beri lain-lain pautan termasuk pujian-pujian dari luar negara buat DS Najib kerana dalam bertahun-tahun pemerintahan DS Najib, sudah terlalu banyak onar dan kesilapan yang dilakukan oleh beliau akibat memelihara punahsihat-punahsihat dan con-setan con-setan sekeliling beliau. BETULKAN balik keadaaan-keadaan ini terutama kerosakan-kerosakan yang telah berlaku terhadap prinsip Rukun Negara dan Perlembagaan Persekutuan. (sudah naik cuak nak tulis berkaitan Artikel 152, 153, ISA, AUKU, Akta Hasutan, TTPA etc etc...)

Tengok.. antara yang DS Najib lantik menjadi ahli kabinet DS sendiri.. belum apa-apa lagi dah berdemo (mengutuk Rusia?)

MH17: 'You killed 298 people, Russia. We demand the truth'

#MH17: (SIAPA sokong ZIONIS) Pemuda UMNO KJ Demo di Kedutaan Russia, PERKASA Demo di Kedutaan Ukraine 

Negara sekian lama mengamalkan sikap berkecuali, non-aligned movement (NAM)..  tetiba dalam isu MH17 pemuda UMNO berdemo beruk terus menuding jari kepada Rusia tanpa usul periksa .. persis perlakuan "talibarut-talibarut" saja nampaknya? 

Dahulu digelar Setiakatwang, apabila tiba-tiba mendapat undi "terbanyak" dalam pemilihan ketua pemuda, mengalahkan calon-calon lain yang ternyata lebih popular sebelum tiba hari pengundian.  "Pembawa passport" pun ya juga!

Kita tidak mahulah berterusan melihat DS Najib membuat keputusan-keputusan yang semakin hari semakin memporak-perandakan negara ini. Sebelum confirm terlambat, Dato Seri binalah semula pasukan kabinet Dato Seri itu. Lantiklah penasihat-penasihat (bukannya punahsihat-punahsihat) demi agama, bangsa dan negara. SATU BANGSA, SATU NEGARA, SATU BAHASA!.

Kita mahukan DS Najib menyerlahkan kepimpinan beliau yang sebenarnya, bukannya menjadi kulit yang wayangnya dimainkan oleh tukang karut! Kita tidak mahu ketua negara puppet!

Kita tidak mahu DS Najib dikelilingi oleh punahsihat-punahsihat yang tahap "bahlol"nya mengalahkan macai refobasi ini!

** UPDATE 4:00PM - 

Macai PKR ni dah delete post di atas dalam FB dia (akaun "Asrul Samad"). yang sebelum ini dia tulis "Timbalan Ketua Cabang PKR" dan kini dah tertulis "Comedian" pula.

Ini satu lagi akaun FBnya, "Asrul Samad Timbalan Ketua Cabang PKR", juru kempen Nuar dan parti PKR.

Macam Nuar dulu bila diberi peluang membela diri, lalu memilih untuk membebel dari kandang saksi, bukannya berhujah untuk membela diri... 

okay!!...berbalik semula kepada DS Najib...

So... bila Dato Seri nak rombak semula kabinet XXXL tu? buang punahsihat dan lantik penasihat?

(tolonglah jangan lupa lagi makan "vitamin" Dato Seri demi agama, bangsa dan negara)

 

 

UPDATE 25/07/2014 

Sorang lagi..... LOL!!