Monday, July 11, 2011

Candidate For Our Government


Young Najib, moved to Dungun and bought a Donkey from a farmer for RM100.00.

The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.'

Najib replied,
'Well, then just give me my money back.'

The farmer said,
'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'

Najib said,
'
Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

The farmer asked,
'What ya gonna do with him?

Najib said,
'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said,
'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'

Najib said,
'Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with Najib and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'

Najib said,
'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two ringgit a piece and made a profit of $898.00.'

The farmer said,
'Didn't anyone complain?'

Najib said,
'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'

Najib now works for the government.
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