Monday, July 11, 2011

Candidate For Our Government

Young Najib, moved to Dungun and bought a Donkey from a farmer for RM100.00.

The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.'

Najib replied,
'Well, then just give me my money back.'

The farmer said,
'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'

Najib said,
Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

The farmer asked,
'What ya gonna do with him?

Najib said,
'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said,
'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'

Najib said,
'Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with Najib and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'

Najib said,
'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two ringgit a piece and made a profit of $898.00.'

The farmer said,
'Didn't anyone complain?'

Najib said,
'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'

Najib now works for the government.
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