Saturday, March 24, 2012

Spread the stupidity



Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?







Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.


Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage.







EVER WONDER ...
  • Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
  • Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
  • Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
  • Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
  • Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
  • Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
  • Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
  • Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
  • Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
  • Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, share it !. We all need to smile every once in a while.

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