Saturday, August 20, 2011

Why, How, When, What, If.....

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?
because it means... .
E-End of

How to Create the Biggest Doubt in your Wife's Mind?
Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
"I Luv u too" .

When do you know you are in love?
When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan

What is the Difference between Young Age and Old Age?

In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-

"Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that...
'People are more interested in others life than their own-!

A Question Asked In A Talent Test:
If You Are Married To one Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE?
The Best Answer
Why the Hell Should I recognise?

We Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three, 44 as FortyFour, 55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?

Doubt By last bench association...

What is the difference between "GHAZAL" and "LECTURE"?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL" and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"

What is the height of confusion?
Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

What is the Biggest Benefit of having a crush in the same college where you study ?
100% Attendance... :-P

The Difference between Friend and Wife
You can Tell your Friend, “You are my Best Friend
But do you have the courage tell to your Wife, "You are my Best Wife?"
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