Kita SATU NEGARA !!
Dan kita adalah SATU BANGSA Malaysia!
Merdekakan negara kita dari pelbagai bahasa, kita SATU BAHASA !!!
Kita bina negara dengan melahirkan anak-anak bangsa di
An American, John Smith, started the day early having set his alarmclock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am ..
While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG) .
He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA).
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA), he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today.
After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN CHINA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS (from SAUDI ARABIA) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN job.
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (MADE IN MALAYSIA), John decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals (MADE IN VIETNAM), poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA.
And now he is hoping that he can get help from the President who originates from KENYA.
"So poor thing, Malaysia and M'sians .....especially the Malays....Those Khazanah people are the remnants of the 4th floor boys right?
I think they are thinking of money and their commissions ....They don't give a damn about the country as long as their coffers are full, I wonder whether they are Malays. There are those Malays condemning their own race .....the "Kurang ajar betul".. They forgot about their own benefits that they had before....now they are condemning everything Malay, some more in front of the Chinese and Indians ....
As a Singaporean, I pity the Malays... If only they taste a little of how is it like being in yr own homeland but treated like a 3rd class citizen. Who says there is no NEP for the Chinese in Singapore etc ....only that the PAP keep their mouths shut...all those scholarships etc , all go to the Chinese ...and the educated Malays are encouraged only to become teachers...how sad! ...Whenever I read newspaper reports on a successful Malay student or individual in Singapore, I would guess their vocation, I would say sure this one will become a Malay teacher or just a teacher .....Most of the time I was right! ...Looks like Malays can only teach ....
M'sian Malays should taste this kind of treatment, then they will know and appreciate the UMNO govt....at the same time, UMNO must cleansed itself of corruption, nepotism etc .....
I will cry for M'sia when Tanah Melayu will become layu soon.
NB ... I like MAS .....comfortable and cheap ...unlike SIA, expensive, racists 'cos they like only angmos, snobbish and bodoh sometimes.."
|(A school boy urinates into a plastic bucket during class break)|
|(Eggs soaked in urine)|
HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?
Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in The room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back After 6 hours and then analyze The situation.
If they are counting the Bricks. Put them in the accounts Department.
If they are recounting them.. Put them in auditing ..
If they have messed up the Whole place with the bricks. Put them in engineering.
If they are arranging the Bricks in some strange order. Put them in planning.
If they are throwing the Bricks at each other. Put them in operations .
If they are sleeping. Put them in security.
If they have broken the bricks Into pieces. Put them in information Technology.
If they are sitting idle. Put them in human resources.
If they say they have tried Different combinations, yet Not a brick has Been moved. Put them in sales.
If they have already left for The day. Put them in marketing...
If they are staring out of the Window. Put them on strategic Planning..
And then last but not least. If they are talking to each Other and not a single brick Has been Moved.
Congratulate them and put them In Top management
Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?
because it means... .
How to Create the Biggest Doubt in your Wife's Mind?
Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
"I Luv u too" .GAME OVER.!
When do you know you are in love?
When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan
What is the Difference between Young Age and Old Age?
In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..
In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-
"Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that...
'People are more interested in others life than their own-!
A Question Asked In A Talent Test:
If You Are Married To one Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE?The Best AnswerWhy the Hell Should I recognise?
We Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three, 44 as FortyFour, 55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?
Doubt By last bench association...
What is the difference between "GHAZAL" and "LECTURE"?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL" and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
What is the height of confusion?
Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
What is the Biggest Benefit of having a crush in the same college where you study ?100% Attendance... :-P
The Difference between Friend and WifeYou can Tell your Friend, “You are my Best Friend”
But do you have the courage tell to your Wife, "You are my Best Wife?"
“DAP bercakap seperkara dalam bahasa Cina manakala menyatakan yang lain pula dalam bahasa Melayu dan Inggeris demi menjaga hati orang bukan Cina yang mendengar,” kata Tan Cheng Liang, timbalan setiausaha agung Wanita MCA merangkap ketua Wanita MCA Pulau Pinang.Misalannya, DAP akan memuji kegemilangan tamadun Islam dalam bahasa Melayu, menyebut fasal kemuafakatan dalam bahasa Inggeris tetapi membelasah dalam bahasa Cina.
|(Terlalu mudah terpedaya dengan hanya cara berpakaian? Siapa mereka di kacamata anda?)|
1. Nik Ajis - Langkah Mayat Saya Dulu kata Karpal!! (sapa nak langkah sapa ni?)2. Husam? - Berapa harga gadaian bangsa Ar-Rahnu kita nak kena consider ni?Why not Azmin PKR since bos masih kat Sg. Buluh? Kita hantar Ngeh dan Nga sebagai pengapit 24jamnya nanti? Sure melompat Azmin ni dengan gula-gula PM ni!
1. Haji Hadi (Na'u zubillah!!)2. Husam (Over my kambing janapari!!)3. Azmin (You are talking.. I am listening ...let's talk until kambing janapari comes home..)4. Proxy DAP... Yesssss...bosss!!!
Era pemerintahan Najib perkataan WALKABOUT diberi nafas baru oleh beliau yang mencerminkan keperihatinan pemimpin turun padang bertemu rakyat.
Petaling Street,Brickfileds,Kerinci,Jalan Masjid India,Chow Kit Road dan beberapa lokasi lagi di kotaraya merupakan tempat tempat yang pernah diwalkaboutkan oleh Najib dan Muhyiddin.
Berduyun duyun rakyat menanti kehadhiran Najib dan Muhyiddin dan nampak amat meriah sekali.Nampak grand dan mesra sekali acara walkabout ini yang rata rata masyarakat nya majoriti kaum Cina dan India.Ada tarian naga,ada gendang keling dan ramai ketua ketua kaum Cina dan India yang menyambut 2 pembesar ini senyum sampai ke telinga dengan jari telunjuk tercacak kelangit 1Malaysia konon nya.
Kalau dilihat sambutan yang diberi,tak sangka pulak inilah kawasan kawasan yang BN (Perikatan dulu)tak pernah menang pilihanraya demi pilihanraya selama ini.Tapi bab menyambut pembesar bagai nak rak mesranya.Sebab nanti sebelum balik nak bisik kat Najib..."Latok Seli aah..kami olang mainnyak sokong itu 1Malaysia.Mainnyak bagut loh..Kami olang ingat aah..ini Petaling Stleet kalau moleh bikin...?" yang lain tu kita boleh buat andaian sendiri.
Gedebushhhh...gugurlah apa yang patut.Baik merupakan peruntukan khas,peruntukan segera mahu pun peruntukan yang bukan peruntukan untuk konon nya menunjukan pemimpin perihatin akan masaalah rakyat.Tiba hari mengundi....HARAM MEMANGKAH BN PUN TIDAK.
Itulah hakikatnya yang memang dah diketahui tapi pemimpin duk masih syok nak buat entah pasal apa aku pun tak faham.Mungkin syok tenguk Cina dan India duk angkat telunjuk kat atas kepala kot...
Tapi aku nak tanya DS Najib dan TS Muhyiddin... pernah buat WALKABOUT bertanya khabar semua Ketua Cawangan Umno seluruh negara tak?Maksud aku bertemu semua ketua cawangan disetiap bahagian tanpa 3 tonggak tertinggi kepimpinan bahagian dan dengar luahan perasaan mereka sendiri.Janganlah duk tanya Ketua Bahagian..dah nak mati pun mereka akan jawap ok.
Kalau ini tidak dan belum dilakukan DS Najib dan TS Muhyiddin jawapnya konsep walkabout ini akan jadi WALK-ABOUT TALK-ABOUT ROUND-ABOUT.Pusing punya pusing,punya pusing ROUND-ABOUT last last tergolek penin masuk longkang !!!
|(Jari telunjuk 1-Malaysia yang tercacak ke langit ?)|
NTR: Well, for one, I would like to sponsor the printing of bibles worldwide with the name "Allah" replacing all occurrences of "God" therein.Pope: Holy Veggie Fettucini! Are you out of your freakin' al-Qaeda infested mind? Why would I wanna do that?
The same God while having different names:-
Pope: Hey! Are you mocking me? No way in heaven am I going to do THAT. We have been calling this God as "Lord" or "Father" for the past 2000 years so why should we change now?NTR: Exactly. That's what I have been telling our Reverend Kumar there in Malaysia, you see. But nooo... he wouldn't listen. But then Your Holiness, you DO agree that we share the same God don't you?Pope: Yes of course I do.NTR: And that this God, or this Allah, is the one who created the heavens and the earth and sent Moses with his Torah ...Pope: Yes ... that He did.NTR: … And Jesus with the gospels ...Pope: Yes... Yes...NTR: ... And Mohammed with the Qur'an, being the Final Message ...Pope: Yes, yes... I mean ... NO!! I mean, yes! Hey what are you trying to do here. Put words into my mouth?
The Same God is no longer the same when the Name got printed?
NTR: See, Your Holiness. We can't let you print the bible in our language and tell people in one book it says that Allah has a son and that the way to salvation is accepting this man as God himself, while in another book it says this Allah has NO son and that those who say and write so are blaspheming Him?
The Pope: (Scratching Holy head). Well now YOU have me made a bit confused here.
No endorsement from the Pope
Pope: Are you out of your freakin’ UMNO-infested mind? For 2000 years no Pope has ever done that in Vatican and you want me to start? Imagine the lashings I get from my cardinals all over the world, not to mention those pesky Protestants with their innumerable denominations. And I bet you three shekels, my rival Pope Shenoda would have a field time ridiculing me on this.NTR: Then sir, since I now understand that this action or insistence that the bible includes Allah’s name in it is not getting any endorsement from you, or it doesn’t come from the Holy See’s edict (since you yourself are not willing to do that for your own bible or even pray for once using that Name) I do not have any other conclusion other than that whatever your Pakiam counterpart is doing in Malaysia, is of his own accord and not getting any endorsement from you. Am I correct in that assumption sir?
Protecting the sanctity of Jesus
NTR: Desecrating! Surely you of all people know better that Islam is the ONLY religion outside of Christianity that makes it an article of faith to believe in the ministry of Jesus, his virgin birth, his miraculous works, his Second coming? And you also know that if ever there is a muslim who rejects Jesus Christ as true and as coming from God and in as much sneer at him or his mother, he ceases to be a muslim?
Pope: You are only saying that …
NTR: It is true! Well tell me now, Your Holiness. You say so highly about the Jews, protect them so much, support them no matter what, and have some dear attachments to them. But can you tell me now what the Talmud (**) says about Jesus Christ?
Pope: That he was a false impostor with Black Magic capabilities, and is presently in Hellfire boiling in pus and semen …
NTR: Na’u zubillah! And what do they say about Mary his mother?
Pope: That she was a prostitute who conceived Jesus after a night of bliss with a Roman Soldier
NTR: See, sir? And if any muslim SAY that at all, the other muslims would KILL him in order to protect the sanctity of Jesus. And yet, with the Jews having THAT as an article of their faith, you support them, you magnify them and you rescue them even in the light of they making atrocities amongst the muslims, your supporters.
'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'
The dog said:
'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'
So God agreed.
'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'
The monkey said:
'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'
And God agreed.
'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'
The cow said:
'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'
And God agreed again.
'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'
But man said:
'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'
'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'
What then is the Malaysian race?
What language should a Malaysian speak?
What culture and mannerisms?
What shared values and philosophies?
What sense of shared identity?
What sense of shared destiny?
Fundamentally, a member of the Bangsa Malaysia should speak the national language of the Federation, Bahasa Malaysia, fluently and as a primary language; be fully versed with adat-adat and tatasusila orang Melayu and other Bumiputras of the Federation; demonstrates respect and deference to Islam as the official religion of the Federation and exhibit traits and mannerisms acceptable to the Malays and other Bumiputras. Non-Malay members of this Bangsa Malaysia may speak in their own dialects in private and may practise their own cultures and religions in the private confines of their community. Also, Budaya Malaysia is based on the budaya of the Malays and other Bumiputras of the Federation – in their various representations.
And the Education System is based on a single, unified Sekolah Kebangsaan system with Bahasa Malaysia as the primary language of instruction.
Later, upon satisfactory cohesion and amalgamation of the Malaysian populace into a truly united Bangsa Malaysia, then by law, ALL references to race and ethnicity in our daily activities should be forbidden.
Bangang-bangang yang berbaju kuning yang pernah menunjuk perasaan ketika lawatan DS Najib ke London tempoh hari dikatakan berkurung di dalam rumah, kecut habih apa yang ada di dalam seluar dek ketakutan melihatkan rusuhan di London...
Tak ada ke mana pemantau-pemantau rusuhan di Malaysia ni yang teringin dan pergi ke London untuk membuat liputan mengenai rusuhan di atas.
Tak ada ke pemantau-pemantau yang teringin nak ulas "kekejaman" pihak polis di sana yang cuba mengawal keadaan di sana hingga ada yang mati...
6. Yebhamoth 11b
"Sexual intercourse with a little girl is permitted if she is three years of age."
7. Schabouth Hag. 6d
"Jews may swear falsely by use of subterfuge wording."
12. Szaaloth-Utszabot, The Book of Jore Dia 17
"A Jew should and must make a false oath when the Goyim (non Jews) asks if our books contain anything against them."
13. Baba Necia 114, 6
"The Jews are human beings, but the nations of the world are not human beings but beasts."
14. Nidrasch Talpioth, p. 225
"Jehovah created the non-Jew in human form so that the Jew would not have to be served by beasts. The non-Jew is consequently an animal in human form, and condemned to serve the Jew day and night.
15. Aboda Sarah 37a
"A Gentile girl who is three years old can be violated."
16. Gad. Shas. 2:2
"A Jew may violate but not marry a non-Jewish girl."
58. Jews May Lie to Non-Jews Baba Kamma 113a
Jews may use lies ("subterfuges" ) to circumvent a Gentile.
It is said Jewish Scribes received the Talmud partly as a collection of traditions given to them from Moses in oral form.
This very brief study and its authenticated references are based on the Jewish-authorized Babylonian Talmud.
Presented herein is irrefutable documentation in the hope of helping liberate all people,including Jewish people, from the corrosive delusions and racism of this Talmudic hate literature, which is the manual of Orthodox and Hasidic Jews the world over.
The implementation by Jewish supremacists of Talmudic hate literature has caused untold suffering throughout history and now, in occupied Palestine, it is used as a justification for the mass murder of Palestinian civilians. The Talmud specifically defines all who are not Jews as non-human animals.
Where a jew should do evil : Moed Kattan 17a
If a Jew is tempted to do evil he should go to a city where he is not known and do the evil there.
Penalty for Disobeying Rabbis : Erubin 21b
Whosoever disobeys the rabbis deserves death and will be punished by being boiled in hot excrement in hell.
Hitting a Jew is the same as hitting God : Sanhedrin 58b
If a heathen (gentile) hits a Jew, the gentile must be killed.
O.K. to Cheat Non-Jews : Sanhedrin 57a
A Jew need not pay a gentile the wages owed him for work.
Jews Have Superior Legal Status : Baba Kamma 37b
If an ox of an Israelite gores an ox of a Canaanite there is no liability; but if an ox of a Canaanite gores an ox of an Israelite... the payment is to be in full.
Jews May Steal from Non-Jews : Baba Mezia 24a
If a Jew finds an object lost by a gentile ("heathen") it does not have to be returned.
Jews May Rob and Kill Non-Jews : Sanhedrin 57a
When a Jew murders a gentile, there will be no death penalty.
What a Jew steals from a gentile he may keep : Baba Kamma 37b
The gentiles are outside the protection of the law and God has "exposed their money to Israel."
Jews May Lie to Non-Jews : Baba Kamma 113a
Jews may use lies ("subterfuges" ) to circumvent a Gentile.
Non-Jewish Children are Sub-Human : Yebamoth 98a
All gentile children are animals.
Abodah Zarah 36b : Gentile girls are in a state of niddah (filth) from birth.
Abodah Zarah 22a-22b : Gentiles prefer sex with cows.
Yebamoth 63a : Declares that agriculture is the lowest of occupations.
Yebamoth 59b : A woman who had intercourse with a beast is eligible to marry a Jewish priest. A woman who has sex with a demon is also eligible to marry a Jewish priest.
Hagigah 27a : States that no rabbi can ever go to hell.
Baba Mezia 59b : A rabbi debates God and defeats Him. God admits the rabbi won the debate.
Gittin 70a : On coming from a privy (outdoor toilet) a man should not have sexual intercourse till he has waited long enough to walk half a mile, because the demon of the privy is with him for that time; if he does, his children will be epileptic.
Menahoth 43b-44a : A Jewish man is obligated to say the following prayer every day: "Thank you God for not making me a gentile, a woman or a slave."
Rabbi Meir Kahane, told CBS News that his teaching that Arabs are "dogs" is derived "from the Talmud." (CBS 60 Minutes, "Kahane").
University of Jerusalem Prof. Ehud Sprinzak described Kahane and Goldstein's philosophy: "They believe it's God's will that they commit violence against goyim," a Hebrew term for non-Jews. (NY Daily News, Feb. 26, 1994, p. 5).
Rabbi Yitzhak Ginsburg declared, "We have to recognize that Jewish blood and the blood of a goy are not the same thing." (NY Times, June 6, 1989, p.5).
Rabbi Yaacov Perrin said, "One million Arabs are not worth a Jewish fingernail." (NY Daily News, Feb. 28, 1994, p.6)
If you are interested to know some more about "Why 911?", do search YOUTUBE with the search string "The Secret Rulers of the World". There are 29 video parts, each lasting about 10 minutes in length. Here is the first part, "The Secret Rulers of the World - Present & Past part 1 of 29"(click)
Tidak ingin mengulas dengan lebih lanjut, cukup sekadar mengatakan bahawa PAS terus menerus membogelkan dirinya yang kononnya memperjuangkan agama. Agama apa? Penganut Agama Setan?
Ditulis "kristian" kerana ianya merujuk kepada segolongan yang kononnya beragama kristian, yang sedang diperkudakan oleh DAP. Ini politik, bukan agama kristian dan penganut-penganut agama kristian yang kita kenal.
Mengambil kesempatan terhadap kerajaan yang lemah dan sentiasa melutut, dari isu "Allah" berlanjutan pula ke isu "al-kitab", kini mereka semakin bertambah ghairah mencabar. Nak jadikan "gereja" mereka sebagai "sanctuary" pula?. Sila baca artikel PURE SHIITE yang dipetik oleh LISTED!!! (KLIK DI SINI)
|(AJARAN AGAMA KRISTIAN atau AJARAN DAP NI?)|
RM800 juta lebih untuk BISA BIL (@ sebat) LA..?