Pertama kali saya terbaca perkataan "jholowed" ini adalah di SINI.
"Maybe some people Jholowed them to him"
Jadi saya rasa enuf lah evidence yang Dato Sak adalah pereka-cipta pertama perkataan ini.
Saya tak "gheti" sangat pasal bajet, tapi saya berminat pasal Bahasa.
Saya ingin cuba nak cari definisi perkataan yang direka-cipta oleh Dato Sak ini. Yang ini okay tak kalau nak bayangkan definisinya?:-
Ada buah di luar pagar,
Ambil galah tolong jolokkan,
Ada bisnes hendak dikejar,
Cari kabel tolong "jholowed"kan.
Ambil galah tolong jolokkan,
Ada bisnes hendak dikejar,
Cari kabel tolong "jholowed"kan.
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KOW TIM !!!!
kow! kow! punya..!!
Nota kaki - Buku Kamus bukan doktor punya :-
- Antibody - against everyone who is sane (Insane Opposition)
- Artery - The study of the paintings. (Rais Yatim)
- Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria. (Anwar is looking for karipap)
- Caesarean section - a district in Rome.(discovered by a Lost Pendatang, when looking for the meaning of jus soli)
- Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.(when Sport Betting fails)
- Cat scan - searching for lost kitty. (Pemuda UMNO)
- Chronic - neck of a crow. (UMNO)
- Coma - punctuation mark.(PKR - PiKir arrR! sebelum buang undi tu !!)
- Cortisone - area around local court.(Where namewee never comes around)
- Cyst - short for sister. (Wee Ka Siong)
- Diagnosis - person with slanted nose. (Lim Guan Eng)
- Dislocation - in this place.(What and Where A Pendatang Never Get To Understand)
- Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.(Anwar and who??)
- Enema - not a friend.(Malaysiakini and Today's Bar Council)
- Fake labour - pretending to work.(Gwo Burne & Lebai PAS)
- Genes - blue denim.(already "haram"ed by PAS but ignored by "erdogan" Jins - re: "couple in blue jeans" above)
- Hernia - she is close by.(When Eli Wong joins forces with Teresa Kok, angin pasang, angin atau dia yang sudah naik)
- Impotent - distinguished / well known (Chua Soi Lek).
- Labour pain - hurt at work.(Selangor's MB)
- Lactose - people without toes.(MCA under Soi Lek)
- Lymph - walk unsteadily.(Gerakan & Koh Tsu Koon are having difficulty to move, susah nak berGerak kan?)
- Microbes - small dressing gown.(When DAP brewing it with MCA & Gerakan)
- Obesity - city of Obe. (Again.. by Another Lost Pendatang)
- Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize.(Chin Peng depends on it to continue his citizenship's plea)
- Proteins - in favour of teens.(Not, repeat!, NOT Anwar)
- Pulse - grain.(ain't no more in Samy)
- Pus - small cat.(Nazri), or a wrong spell for PAS
- Red blood count - Dracula.(Saman Ekor)
- Secretion - hiding anything.(Kapal Sinks in Court's Lewat Cases - "lewat" due to too many "kapal tunda")
- Tablet - small table.(BN's coalition)
- Ultrasound - radical noise.(Ultra Kiasu when making demands)
- Urine - opposite of you're out.(Najib's position)
- Varicose - very close.(PRU)
UPDATES - Original Article Dated 20/10/2010 - 06:58AM
with thanks to:-
20/10/2010 - Bonology.com
10:26AM 20/10/2010 - "AKU PEDULI APA"
12:01AM 21/10/2010 - "koolmokcikZ"