Saturday, February 12, 2011

Sharing : Battle Of Sexes 8

Men are simply happier than Women
  • Your last name stays put.
  • The garage is all yours.
  • Wedding plans take care of themselves. 
  • Chocolate is just another snack. 
  • You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
  • You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a waterpark.
  • Car Mechanics tell you the truth
  • The world is your urinal.
  • You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
  • You dont have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
  • Same work, more pay.
  • Wrinkles add character.
  • Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
  • People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.
  • The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
  • New shoes dont cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
  • One mood all the time.
  • Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  • You know stuff about tanks.
  • A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  • You can open all of your own jars.
  • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  • If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
  • Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
  • You never have strap problems in public.
  • You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
  • Everything on your face stays its original color.
  • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.
  • You only have to shave your face and neck.
  • You can play with toys all your life.
  • Your belly usually hides your big hips.
  • One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
  • You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
  • You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
  • You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
  • You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!
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