Keadaan "TIDAK FAHAM BAHASA" sebegini boleh berlaku kepada murid-murid apabila mereka diajar bahasa Kebangsaan melalui "kaedah terjemahan", bukannya "kaedah langsung" seperti yang dilaksanakan oleh Dasar Pelajaran Tahi Kucing ini.
Kalaulah diperingkat "FAHAM BAHASA" sudah "gagal", janganlah diharap untuk pergi lebih jauh lagi sehingga tahap "toleransi" dan seterusnya "penerimaan / acceptance". Apa kebenda 1-Malaysia ni apabila diperingkat "Faham Bahasa" pun sudah diabaikan dengan mengambil sikap acuh tak acuh terhadap bahasa kebangsaan sendiri? Apalagi pergi dok menjuarai sekolah-sekolah vernakular pulak tu!
TELEGRAM #1
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as:"Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."
TELEGRAM #2
A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here."
The message received by wife: "I wish you were her."
TELEGRAM #3
A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to her husband.At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket.Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as:"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady."
TELEGRAM #4
A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake. Well he thinks for a while and says:
Let's put, "you are not getting older you are getting better".
The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put it?"
The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and "You are getting better" at the bottom.
The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:"You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom".
One more.....
A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WALMART!
Why WALMART???
HELLOOOOOOOOO!
WALMART is the largest retailer in the world!!!
