Battle of The Sexes 11

 Newton's laws of LOVE

First law:
A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy continues to be in love with him, until and unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy.

Second law:
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to his bank balance.

Third law:
The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.

Universal law:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only be transfered from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

BOYS - GALS

WOMAN has MAN in it .

SHE has HE in it.

Mrs. Has Mr. In it.

LADY has LAD in it.

MISTERESS has MISTER in it.

MADAM has ADAM in it.

HOSTESS has HOST in it.

FEMALE has MALE in it

......and so on the list is never ending

SO NO need to be proud ....Girls

YOU are always incomplete without Boys....

Ok boys!!! now listen to this!

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologist

AND ..
When we have REAL trouble, it's a
HISterectomy.

Husband of the year awards

The honorable mention for:

Ireland

 

...followed closely by

The United States of America

and then ................  

Poland

 but 3rd Place must go to.....

Greece

it was very very close but the runner up prize
was awarded to.... 

  Serbia

But the winner of the
husband-n-wife of the year
......is ......... 

' Scotland '

Ya gotta love the Scottish.
The Scottish are true romantics..look, he's even holding her hand.