If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally
You get 12 years Hard Labour.
If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally
You Are Detained Indefinitely.
If You Cross The Afghan Border
Illegally, You Get Shot.
If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally
You Will Be Jailed.
If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally
You May Never Be Heard Again.
If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally
You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.
If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally
You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.
If You Enter Britain Illegally
You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported
If You Are A Chinese AND ILLEGALLY CROSS THE MALAYSIAN BORDER
Fake MyKAD and Birth Certificate 'engineered' from someone who dies recently (but the death was never reported).
Then you may get a Driving License,
You must then be given Voting Rights (before that you will be made a DAP member)
Job Reservation (there are plenty of companies in Malaysia which require fluency in Mandarin. The language is "1-Malaysia" friendly too. There are plenty of "rumah urut kaki" too in case you don't have any qualifications)
Special Privilege to be Consider as "The poor one that always being discriminated", therefore you can shout, complain, pressure with all your might. Nevermind the truth, the Gomen will instantly bow to your demands.
Credit Cards (plenty, and you can spend it overseas too.. just get in touch with your "underground" brothers)
Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House (from your brethrens, they dominated the top 20 richest men here anyways)
Free Education (courtesy of Dong Zong when you go to SRJK(C))
Free Health Care (provided by Gomen, you are "anak emas" 1-Malaysia, don't you know?)
and if you are a clever dickie, you can be a the president of MCA, Gerakan, DAP or even Prime Minister when DAP (supported by MCA and Gerakan) succeeded in its mission to KALDAIzed Anwar Ibrahim who in turn LEMBUzed the Malays in PAS!
Oh Malaysia, what a great country!!
MALAYSIA BOLEH !!!
The last portion of the above originally reads as below (as originally received via email sharing):-
If You Are An Indonesian AND ILLEGALLY CROSS THE MALAYSIAN BORDER
MyPR (Permanent Residence / Pemastautin Tetap)
A Driving License,
Special Privilege to be Consider as Bumi,
Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
Free Health Care,
and if you are a clever dickie, you can be a Menteri Besar or even Prime Minister!
Whether he is an Indonesian or a Chinese,
both are PENDATANGS,
Why aren't you helping the Malays & Bumiputera who are trying to build this nation to become MALAYsia (from "Tanah Melayu", as it originally was) based on Rukun Negara & Constitutions?
Why do you demand this country to become "chinese" instead of MALAYsia?
Don't you know what MALAYsia is?