Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either your money or life...
The wives want both!
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
and
and
Those inside are desperate to come out.
No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life.(1) Mobile(2) Automobile(3) TV(4) Wife
Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.
Searching these keywords on Google,
`How to tackle wife?`
Google search result,
`Good day sir, Even we are searching`.
your wife is right.
It only means
that the safety of your head
is much more important
than your ego!
than your ego!
Imagine living with 3 wives in one compoundand
never leave the house for 5 years.
Osama Bin Laden
must have called the US Navy Seals himself!
Whisky is a brilliant invention.
One double and you start feeling single again.
A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to get married.
He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.
It takes thousand workers to build a castle,
Million soldiers to protect a country,
but just One woman to make a Happy Home
A Good Maid!
Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils,
but my wife is......
....the queen of them !!
