Saturday, July 23, 2011

Battle of Sexes 20 - Men, Wives & Marriages

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?

The mafia wants either your money or life...

The wives want both!

Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in 


Those inside are desperate to come out.

No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life.
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.

Searching these keywords on Google,
`How to tackle wife?`
Google search result,
`Good day sir, Even we are searching`.

(Image Credit - Cartoon Stock linked HERE)

Compromising does not mean you are wrong


your wife is right.

It only means
that the safety of your head
is much more important
than your ego!

Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound


never leave the house for 5 years.

Osama Bin Laden
must have called the US Navy Seals himself!

Whisky is a brilliant invention. 
One double and you start feeling single again.

A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to get married.

He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.

It takes thousand workers to build a castle,

Million soldiers to protect a country,

but just One woman to make a Happy Home

A Good Maid!

Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils,
but my wife is......

....the queen of them !!

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