Relieve

A girl goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for a dinner.

This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.

They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The girl is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.

It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.!!

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the her chair, and said in a rather stern voice, 'Skippy.!'.

The girl thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her face.

A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.

This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip.

The father again looked at the dog and yelled, 'Skippy..!!!'

Once again the girl smiled and thought to herself 'Yes.! Got away again..!!'

A few minutes later the girl had to let out another rip.

This time she didn't even think about it.

She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,

'Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you..!!!'

GET AWAY FROM BERSHIT!!!