Saturday, January 29, 2011

Sharing : Love, Lust & Marriage

Love: When you take a bubble bath together 
Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-o together 
Marriage: When you give the kids a bath 

Love: A romantic candle-light dinner for two 
Lust: "Do I have to buy you dinner first?
Marriage: 4 McDonald's Happy Meals . . . to go 

Love: Sex every night 
Lust: Sex 5 times a night 
Marriage: What's sex? 

Love: French perfume 
Lust: Brut aftershave 
Marriage: "The baby needs changing. . ." 

Love: Long drives through the countryside 
Lust: Long parking sessions at Lover's Lookout 
Marriage: Long drives with the kids screaming in the backseat
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