Q: Why are Egyptian's Children always confused?
A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.
Meanwhile in Malaysia.....
Q: Why are the children always confused nowadays?
A: Because after seksualiti merdeka, they cannot tell whether their daddy has become their mummy or their mummy has become their daddy or whether both have any clear gender at all.
Lawyer: "What is your relationship with the plaintiff?"
Witness: "He is my son."
Lawyer: "Was he your son on February 13, 1990?"
Meanwhile in Malaysia....