Sejarah Malaya*
After having failed his exam in "Sejarah Malaya" which was conducted in Bahasa Kebangsaan, nam mai wee goes and confronts Professor Mantra Jib about it.
nam mai wee first question sounded something like this:-
主席先生，你真的了解有关该主题的的任何？
Since this country is MALAYsia, a Malaysian who is well versed in simplified chinese has helped to translate the whole conversation between nam mai wee and PM Jib, as below:-
nam mai wee: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"
PM Jib: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a PM!"
nam mai wee: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as it is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam and also endorse my myKad. "
PM Jib: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"
nam mai wee: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"
Even after some long and hard consideration, PM Jib cannot give nam mai wee an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.
But before PM Jib hands over the endorsed mykad, PM Jib calls on his best (but conveniently forgotten) advisor. PM Jib asks him the same question.
He immediately answers: "Sir, you are the PM of MALAYsia and seen overly courting china kid who sings Negara Cuckoo. Well, the courting is legal, but not logical. nam mai wee claims to be Malaysian but he speaks chinese, write chinese, read chinese and worst of all, hantam MALAYsia kow-kow. That is logical, but not legal. The fact that you want everyone else in MALAYsia to learn chinese language at the expense of Perkara 152 of the Constitution and; endorsed nam mai wee's fake myKAD although he really is a "pendatang"; plus giving him an "A" somemore for his failed exam; that is neither legal, nor logical."
* adapted from "Student Vs Professor - neither Legal nor logical"
Namewee – Salah Asuhan
JEBAT MUST DIE
"Amat menyakitkan hati apabila seseorang yang diangkat dan dibelai oleh kerajaan untuk menjadi terkenal dan mendapat perhatian khalayak umum telah melakukan satu perbuatan yang amat tidak manis."
Bahkan beliau secara melulu memaki hamun rencana tersebut secara membuta tuli dengan menggunakan alasan alasan yang tidak munasabah. Lebih memalukan, penggunaan Bahasa Malaysia beliau amatlah menyedihkan.
Apa guna melolong menyatakan diri anak Malaysia jika Bahasa Malaysia pun masih pelat dan tidak betul penggunaan perkataan, nahu dan tatacaranya.
Bayangkan jika artis-artis dan para pengarah lain melakukan reaksi yang sama terhadap kritikan yang mereka terima? Semestinya kementerian Rais Yatim akan mengharamkan mereka memasuki RTM/TV3 dan lain lain.
Tetapi tidak pula Namewee. Dengan bantuan Nazri Aziz dan Rais Yatim, Namewee akan berkembang masyhur dengan perangai beliau seperti ini. Adakah ini konsep 1Malaysia yang diterima pakai oleh Nazri, Namewee dan Rais?"
