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It's all about... M O B I L I T Y...

NOT

LIABILITY...

Sharing : English Is A Funny Language & Malaysia Is Screwed !

English is a Funny Language

WHAT ABOUT MALAYSIA?? YES!! WHAT ABOUT MALAYSIA???

In what other language do people drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?

Why is it that when we transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when we transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why are people who ride motorcycles called bikers and people who ride bikes called cyclists?

Why is it called a TV set when you get only one?

Why - in our crazy language - can your nose run and your feet smell?

Sometimes you have to believe that all English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane:

If olive oil is made of olives, what do they make baby oil from?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian consume?

A writer is someone who writes, and a stinger is something that stings.

But fingers don't fing and grocers don't groce.

If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of booth be beeth?

If the teacher taught, why isn't it also true that the preacher praught?

If harmless actions are the opposite of harmful actions, why are shameless and shameful behavior the same?

English is a language in which you can turn a light on and you can turn a light off and you can turn a light out, but you can't turn a light in;

In which the sun comes up and goes down, but prices go up and come down.

In which your nose can simultaneously burn up and burn down and your car can slow up and slow down, in which you can fill in a form by filling out a form and in which your alarm clock goes off by going on.

English is a crazy language.

What is it that when the sun or the moon or the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible; and why when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I shall end it?

Tricky Plurals

We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes; but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.

One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice; yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.

If the plural of man is always called men, why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?

If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet, and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?

If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth, why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?

Then one may be that, and three would be those, yet hat in the plural would never be hose, and the plural of cat is cats, not cose.

We speak of a brother and also of brethren, but though we say mother, we never say methren.

Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, but imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.

Lets face it, English is a crazy language!
(and Bahasa Kebangsaan of Malaysia is screwed !!)

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Sharing : The Two Sides Of The Same Coin

All good things come to those who wait.

BUT

Time and tide wait for no man.

The pen is mightier than the sword.

BUT

Actions speak louder than words.

Wise men think alike.

BUT

Fools seldom differ.

The best things in life are free things..

BUT

There's no such thing as a free lunch. 

Slow and steady wins the race.

BUT

Time waits for no man.

Look before you leap.

BUT

Strike while the iron is hot.

Do it well, or not at all.

BUT

Half a loaf is better than none.

Birds of a feather flock together.

BUT

Opposites attract.

Don't cross your bridges before you come to them. 

BUT

Forewarned is forearmed.

Doubt is the beginning of wisdom.

BUT

Faith will move mountains.

Practice makes perfect.

BUT

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Silence is golden.

BUT

The squeaky wheel gets the grease.

You're never too old to learn.

BUT

You can't teach an old dog new tricks

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. 

BUT

One man's food is another man's poison.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

BUT

Out of sight, out of mind.

Too many cooks spoil the broth.

BUT

Many hands make light work.

Sharing : Love, Lust & Marriage

Love: When you take a bubble bath together 

Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-o together 

Marriage: When you give the kids a bath 

Love: A romantic candle-light dinner for two 

Lust: "Do I have to buy you dinner first?" 

Marriage: 4 McDonald's Happy Meals . . . to go 

Love: Sex every night 

Lust: Sex 5 times a night 

Marriage: What's sex? 

Love: French perfume 

Lust: Brut aftershave 

Marriage: "The baby needs changing. . ." 

Love: Long drives through the countryside 

Lust: Long parking sessions at Lover's Lookout 

Marriage: Long drives with the kids screaming in the backseat

Sharing - The Top 10 Harmful Viruses

Just like to make a collection here beside sharing the information received from email chain (original author unknown)

In simple terms, a virus can aptly be called a virtual disease which affects a computer system and makes it sick, forcing to act in a manner undesired by the user. No good deed goes unpunished, and with the joys and leisure that were brought by the computer, along came the viruses to ruin all the fun. There are billions of viruses out there, big and small. But there were some that stood out and ruined things for us in a spectacular fashion. Below is a list of 10 of the deadliest virus which create havoc in the virtual as well as the real world.

Melissa

 

The creator of this virus received a 20 month jail sentence and a $5000 fine. Generated over a decade ago, this clever piece of virtual disease operated through Microsoft Outlook. This is how it worked: you receive an email titled “Here is the Document you asked for” from an unknown sender, you got infected as soon as you opened the email, and the virus would replicate and delivers itself to the top 50 people on your list without you getting a hint of it. Some major US government departments were hit and the damage is thought to be around $1 billion at least. A 20 month jail sentence well deserved.

MyDoom

MyDoom was instigated somewhere in mid 2004 and it actually prompted US senator to propose the creation of a “National Virus Response Centre”. The virus attacked in two phases; the first phase infected different Operating Systems, creating inroads and backdoors and making them vulnerable to external users. Once this problem was sorted out, the MyDoom struck again after few months, this time targeting the Search Engines like Google, slowing them down considerably, and crashing a few.

Nimda

Spell it backwards and you will understand its prime targets: yes, the ‘Admin’ and servers. It was basically a worm and has the record of being the fastest ever virus to spread; it took only 22 minutes to break into the list of top ten most deadly viruses of all times. It basically targeted internet servers and websites, creating a mass crater through which thousands of computers were affected at the same time. Once infected, the systems became exposed to open attacks by the outsiders.

Code Red

Damages of almost $200 million a day, and affecting the computers inside the White House are the degree of achievements of this virus. It subjugated the Windows by acting as a buffer overflow, sending humongous amount of information to the computer so that it spilt over, eventually forcing a shut down by overlapping the memory of the computers. The problem wasn’t solved until Microsoft issued a revival package to cater for this virus.

SQL Slammer/Saphire

Another swiftly spreading virus, it hit 75,000 computers in the first 10 minutes of its inception, taking down and severely damaging numerous American Banks, Security systems and organizations, and Airline networks. And the virus wasn’t just privy to the US; it ruthlessly damaged the internet capacity of South Korea for at least half a day. The damage was estimated around at least a billion dollars.

Storm Worm

One of the latest and most recent viruses to strike the internet, the Storm Worm employed a similar strategy to the one used by the Melissa; the mail’s title mentioned a current natural disaster like an earthquake (but most often a storm). Once the email was opened, the virus spread around like wild fire, affecting registries and documents across the hard disk. It turned out to be a mother-virus, instigating numerous hidden programs in the background which made the PC vulnerable and enticing to hackers.

Klez

With the mix characteristics of a virus, worm and a Trojan horse, Klez gave the antivirus programs a real headache by simply disabling them and making them look like a joke. However this is only the beginning of its trickery; after it was thought it be defeated, it was taken over, decoded and customized by black hat hackers (hackers who specialize in unauthorized penetration). Its ability was enhanced by providing it with the capability to "spoof" from the user's address book and make it look like that an email came from them, increasing the chances of the receiver opening the email and becoming the next casualty.

Sasser

Damaging the computer through network ports, Sasser mostly targeted Windows 2000 and XP. It’s main casualties were the news agency Agence France-Presse (AFP) which had all its satellite communications jammed for hours , U.S. Airlines which had to reschedule its flights because of the worm had depleted their computers, a Finnish insurance company which was forced to close down 130 of its offices on emergency basis, Goldman Sachs, and Deutsche Post were all badly affected as well. However its unique feature was that it did not spread through emails, but rather observed computers and kept a look out for their vulnerabilities. On the basis of its knowledge, it would scan random IP addresses from the database and send itself to the next victim.

Autorun

This virus primarily targeted USBs and flash drives and established them as its major source of movement and propagation. It affected networks and all the computers present on them. Once affected, the folder options would be disabled, the task manager too would be unavailable and the virus itself would become the system administrator. The virus would replicate itself in all the folders, therefore eating up useful space on the hard disk and making it eventually extremely slow. The loss was in terms of useful data on millions of computers across the world.

I love you

The three words that can at most motivate you to cross the seven seas - or at least tempt you to open en email. This very temptation was the downfall of many computer users when this multipurpose-multi skilled virus hit the web. It had the ability to replicate itself via IRC chat and email, transfer and hide itself in different files and folders, and infect the registry keys once you opened an email in you inbox declaring “I Love You”. The virus thought to be originated somewhere in the Philippines, caused damage which was estimated to be around $8-10 billion.

Sharing : Magarine vs. Butter

Pass The Butter... Please.

This is interesting. .. .

Margarine was originally manufactured to fatten turkeys. When it killed the turkeys, the people who had put all the money into the research wanted a payback so they put their heads together to figure out what to do with this product to get their money back.

It was a white substance with no food appeal so they added the yellow colouring and sold it to people to use in place of butter. How do you like it? They have come out with some clever new flavourings....

DO YOU KNOW.. The difference between margarine and butter?

Read on to the end...gets very interesting!

Both have the same amount of calories.

Butter is slightly higher in saturated fats at 8 grams; compared to 5 grams for margarine.

Eating margarine can increase heart disease in women by 53% over eating the same amount of butter, according to a recent Harvard Medical Study.

Eating butter increases the absorption of many other nutrients in other foods.

Butter has many nutritional benefits where margarine has a few and only because they are added!

Butter tastes much better than margarine and it can enhance the flavours of other foods.

Butter has been around for centuries where margarine has been around for less than 100 years.

And now, for Margarine..

Very High in Trans fatty acids.

Triples risk of coronary heart disease ...

Increases total cholesterol and LDL (this is the bad cholesterol) and lowers HDL cholesterol, (the good cholesterol)

Increases the risk of cancers up to five times..

Lowers quality of breast milk.

Decreases immune response.

Decreases insulin response..

And here's the most disturbing fact.... HERE IS THE PART THAT IS VERY INTERESTING!

Margarine is but ONE MOLECULE away from being PLASTIC...and shares 27 ingredients with PAINT

These facts alone were enough to have me avoiding margarine for life and anything else that is hydrogenated (this means hydrogen is added, changing the molecular structure of the substance).

You can try this yourself:

Purchase a tub of margarine and leave it open in your garage or shaded area. Within a couple of days you will notice a couple of things:

* no flies, not even those pesky fruit flies will go near it (that should tell you something)

* it does not rot or smell differently because it has nonutritional value ; nothing will grow on it. Even those teeny weeny microorganisms will not a find a home to grow. Why? Because it is nearly plastic. Would you melt your Tupperware and spread that on your toast?

Keunikan Malaysia Yang Menyebabkan Pengundi "DAP" semakin ramai?

Yang dimaksudkan "DAP" bukanlah "the Dumb Ass Party" tapi "Duduk Atas Pagar" seperti yang dimaksudkan oleh rakan FB saya.

CHE DET ada memuatkan artikel yang menyatakan bahawa rakyat Singapura begitu "berdisiplin", tidak membuang sampah merata-rata di negara mereka. Nanti kena "fine". Tetapi "disiplin" ini  "POOF !!" sebaik saja mereka menyeberang ke Malaysia. Baca artikel CHE DET sepenuhnya DI SINI.

Tetapi terbalik pula bagi rakyat Malaysia. Longgok sampah selori ditepi jalan pun TIDAK APA. Rakyat Malaysia akan "berdisiplin" tidak membuang sampah, hanya apabila berada di Singapura.

Unik bukan?

Bercakap soal sistem pendidikan pula, Perdana Menteri Malaysia amat berbangga apabila Malaysia merupakan satu-satu negara tunggal di saentero dunia yang mempertahankan sistem pendidikan vernakular. Sementara sistem pendidikan negara-negara lain di dunia bersifat nasionalis/patriotik, Malaysia pula bersifat "vernakularistik" dan berbangga pula dengan sifat "kera sumbang" itu.

Unik bukan?

Baca seterusnya dari KEMPEN SSS ini:-

• Pendirian Dato Seri Najib
• Pendokong Tegar dan Juara Sekolah Vernakular
• Negara Kera Sumbang
• Apa komen “BAPAK VERNAKULAR”?

JUST MY THOUGHTS menulis "Talking about PM Najib, invariably it will be about the NEMs, the ETPs the EPPs, ya its hard to keep up with those short form words isn't it, of course his great support of the vernacular school" . Ianya memang terserlah sejak beliau menjadi Menteri Pelajaran dahulu lagi di mana beliau mengubah Akta Pendidikan pada tahun 1996 yang memberi ruang kepada percambahan sekolah-sekolah vernakular yang dikekang pertumbuhannya oleh akta-akta pendidikan yang sebelumnya. Masa itu kerajaan BN yang kepalai oleh UMNO memang kuat tidak seperti sekarang. Tetapi DS Najib begitu bersemangat sekali sehingga sanggup mengambil risiko politik bagi mempertahankan sekolah-sekolah vernakular ini, terutamanya sekolah vernakular cina. Dulu hanyalah sebagai Menteri Pelajaran, tetapi sekarang beliau adalah Perdana Menteri. Semakin lantang beliau membela sekolah-sekolah vernakular ini. Tetapi HARAM tetap HARAM.

Nak kata kerana "memancing undi", rasanya tidak juga. Walaupun telah dikencing berkali-kali sebelum ini, semangat beliau tetap kental membela sekolah-sekolah vernakular ini. Lagipun semangat vernakular beliau ini terserlah hebat sejak jadi Menteri Pelajaran semasa kerajaan BN masih kuat dan gah lagi di penghujung 1990an.

Unik bukan?

Oh ya, sebut pasal NEMs, ETPs, EPPs dan bermacam-macam sampai kena masuk kelas belajar ABC untuk "keep-up", teringat pula kepada Penyu di Rantau Abang. Masih ada lagi penyu di Trengganu sana, belum pupus semuanya. Penyu Trengganu ni ada juga terbebel pasal akronim ni. Dia membebel:-

"...which is an initiative under NKRA of the GTP handled by PEMANDU as part of ETP in accordance with MBE involving KPI add one more i DIE..." 

Akronim DIE?   "POOF !!" akan PUPUS PENYU TRENGGANU ! Cakap-cakap pasal NEM ni, dah buat U-TURN ke selepas kena balun dengan PERKASA dan NGO-NGO Melayu/Bumiputera setahun lepas dulu? Kalau kena salak dengan kaum minoriti, cepat sangat buat U-TURNnya seperti kata JUST MY THOUGHTS, "...that the Government of Malaysia succumb to pressure from the Opposition and make a 180 degree turn in less than 1 month..."

Unik bukan?

Malaysia sebelum bergabung dengan Sabah & Sarawak, dulunya bernama Semenanjung Tanah Melayu. Parti politik orang Melayu/Bumiputera adalah U.M.N.O. Ada "Malay" juga dalam nama parti tu. Tetapi, hari ini, kata SAKMONGKOL AK47:-

"In the 2008 elections there 5.7 million Malay voters and UMNO candidates who must be Malay for sure, only secured 2.38 million votes. Those votes did not come solely from Malay voters which meant maybe UMNO got only around 2 million votes. What did that show? It showed more Malays didn't choose UMNO. So which group of Malays is UMNO representing? It represents the minority.

Betul la kut? Kita tengoklah siapa Presiden Parti Melayu tu. Seorang presiden yang menjuarai kaum BUKAN MELAYU sementara memegang jawatan PRESIDEN PARTI MELAYU!!! Usahkan parti kaum lain. parti kaum sendiripun dok asyik bela nasib kaum lain, akhirnya orang Melayu/ Bumiputera akan "POOF !!" dari bumi Tanah Melayu.

Unik bukan?

Apa tidaknya? Begitu tegar sekali mendokong dan membela sekolah vernakular. Pantang kena salak sikit oleh kaum minoriti, tak kiralah dari parti kawan atau dari parti lawan, terus melutut dan buat pusingan 180 darjah. Tak kisahlah kena kencing berkali-kalipun. Kalau bab TBH bergegas-gegas macam dunia nak kiamat besok. Bab Sosilawati dan 3 yang lain tu, macamana?  Remaja Melayu "molotov cocktail" gereja siap kena hukum "in no time". Kasi duit kat gereja tu lagi hingga dapat dapat buat satu gereja yang baru. Burn Baby Burn! Yang baling kepala babi, botol arak kat masjid-masjid dan surau-surau pula, macamana? Isu nama "Allah"? Yang INI tak usah ceritalah. Jadi Raja Pengkhianat di Malaysia ni tanpa apa-apa tindakan pun, siap ditatang penuh bila masuk parlimen lagi. Matilah Cikgu Siti Inshah, Hamim BTN, Ahmad Ismail Bukit Bendera dan lain-lain tu. Apa nak jadi dengan negara ini, yang terasnya Orang Melayu (majoriti) dan parti tunggaknya parti Melayu (UMNO) tapi presiden parti Melayu ini nampaknya terlalu tegar dengan "vernakularistik"nya dan begitu prihatin kepada kaum bukan Melayu, bagaikan menatang minyak yang penuh. Presiden parti Melayu ni tak nak ikut jejak WIRA yang ini ke sebelum parti Melayu ini "POOF !!" kalau dibiarkan berlarutan begini? (Mana pulak perginya PERKASA?)

Panjang pulak artikel ini. Kalau nak dirisik-risik dan disenaraikan keunikan Malaysia ini, nampaknya tak boleh nak buat kerja lain lah hari ini. Soal buang sampah yang TIADA KETEGASAN dalam melaksanakan undang-undang terlalu AMAT KECIL jika dibandingkan dengan soal mempertahankan serta mendaulatkan UNDANG-UNDANG TERTINGGI negara seperti Artikel 153, Artikel 152, Akta Bahasa Kebangsaan, Islam sebagai Agama Rasmi dan lain-lain? Padanlah mereka-mereka di KEMPEN SSS itu begitu melenting:-

Perbuatan membelakangi Perlembagaan Negara dan Akta Bahasa Kebangsaan dengan mempertahankan sekolah HARAM, iaitu sekolah vernakular, semata-mata untuk “memancing” undi adalah merupakan suatu perbuatan yang amat jelek dan boleh dianggap sebagai suatu perbuatan yang menggadai maruah bangsa dan negara apabila ianya boleh menjejas pembinaan negara yang ingin mencapai suatu masyarakat yang kukuh lagi bersatu padu melalui slogan”SATU BANGSA, SATU NEGARA, SATU BAHASA”.

Ketua Negara (yang sepatutnya mempertahankan undang-undang tertinggi negara) sendiri yang mencabulinya.

Unik bukan?

Bukan Lim Kit Siang atau Karpal Singh saja yang cakap tak serupa bikin. 1-Malaysia, tapi 3-Sekolah entah berapa Bahasa, langsung tidak seperti negara-negara lain di dunia seperti contoh di bawah ini:-

Seperti yang CHE DET cakap, ini soal bahasa penghantar. Bahasa Kebangsaan. Sepatutnya tiada bahasa lain yang digunakan di negara ini dalam semua perkara-perkara rasmi, termasuklah PERTUTURAN SEHARIAN dan juga IKLAN-IKLAN, PAPAN-PAPAN TANDA dan lain-lain kecuali BAHASA MALAYSIA dan bila perlu BAHASA KEDUA (Inggeris). Jangan dok pi putarbelit dan dipolitikkan dengan mengatakan pembelajaran bahasa-bahasa lain, termasuk bahasa ibunda, adalah dihalang di negara ini. Ini soal SATU BAHASA, SATU NEGARA, SATU BANGSA. Ini soal membina negara, nasionalisma dan patrotisma warga negara. Kalau WARGA NEGARA CELUP setakat pegang myKAD saja, memang tak guna. Memang Pendatang. Memang Imigran. Imigran Pakistan/Bangladesh yang datang bekerja di sini dapat bercakap Bahasa Melayu dalam masa sebulan sahaja.

Kita dok sibuk-sibuk bercakap pasal politik kiri dan politik kanan ni, adakah kita sebenarnya telah teralih pandangan dari isu yang dok menghantui rakyat kini? Apa akan jadi apabila harga barangan keperluan semakin hari semakin naik?

Kita, Malaysians, sebenarnya lebih unik dari orang British. Mereka negara maju tapi duit tidak sebanyak kita. Uniknya, kita membeli barang yang sedikit dengan duit yang banyak. Mereka membeli barang yang banyak dengan duit yang sedikit. Bandingkan roti mereka dan "Poundland" DI SINI.  Bandingkan harga kereta, nilai setangki penuh minyak kereta, kualiti barangan dan lain-lain DI SINI. Jangan sampai ada duit bertimbun-timbun tapi nak beli sekilo gula pun sakit, macam Zimbabwe dollar dari Yahoo Answers! ni.

Unik bukan?

Politicians kita dok sebok berpolitik sehinggakan buat-buat tidak nampak 48 peti besi dalam apartment. Atau sengaja buat-buat tidak nampak? GLC - Government (pun) Losing Concern akibat kerenah-kerenah punahsihat-punahsihat dengan KPI la, itula, inila, semuanya nampaknya lebih nak menjahanamkan negara dari memakmurkan. Semakin jadi Zimbabwe dollar la RM, bukannya Pound Sterling, kalau dibiarkan berlarutan macam ni.

Sebelum berhenti, ni nak senarai satu lagi yang unik ni:-

• R - Rahman
• A - Abdul Razak
• H - Hussein
• M - Mahathir
• A - Abdullah
• N - Najib

LEPAS TU ???

Nak jadi ahli "Duduk Atas Pagar". Nak tunggu dan Lihat! Ada tak JUARA RAKYAT yang nak turun dari langit untuk menjuarai isu-isu harga barang, projek airmata, saman berekor sebagai contohnya....